excuse me louis

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GOOD is not a thing you are. It´s a thing you DO. (x)

Louis is so beautiful

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM

THAT DISNEY PRINCE LOOK 

HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS ADORABLE ????

HIS

SMILE

BOI LOOK AT THIS ONE 

AND HIS HAIR IS ALWAYS SO PRETTY

AND HER AS WELL

AND HERE

AND HOW CAN I FORGET THIS ONE

 AND THIS

WHERE’S HIS MODELING CONTRACT?

AND LIKE EXCUSE ME LOUIS YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL

GOD HELP ME 

THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US WITH LOUIS FUCKIING TOMLINSON

I REST MY FUCKING CASE *DROPS MIC*

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Cake Sword

by waytoomanypeopleintheaddisonlee

Chapters: 1/1 (6214 words)
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik/Liam Payne
Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, 
Additional Tags: It’s Ziam’s wedding, but this is Larry lol, Ziam are just a plot point essentially, wedding au, Blow Jobs, Masturbation, Fake/Pretend Relationship, I mean KIND OF?, Pranking, lighthearted joke about animals/people being put down, Larry are Ziam’s best men, next to you
Series: Part 6 of Next To You


Summary:

“Nice speech, Harry,” Louis said, trying to keep his face neutral. “Went straight for the sex jokes, I see.”
“As opposed to jokes about killing people?” Harry replied easily, a small smirk playing on his mouth as he held his hand out. Louis placed his own hand in Harry’s, shaking it, maybe squeezing a little too hard.
“Excuse me,” Louis huffed. “I don’t need you to tell me I’m an idiot, I’m already completely aware.”


Harry and Louis’ plan to prank Liam and Zayn on their wedding day backfires, big time.

“Damn!” Marcus laughs. “That thing looks really good on you. Accentuates your ass.”

“Excuse me?” Louis huffs, raising an eyebrow.

“Oh come on now. Don’t play coy. I use forty-eight percent of my brain, remember? I know that you know that your ass is one of your best features. Hell, you probably walk into rooms backwards just so that ass of yours can enter first.”

Louis’ mouth drops open indignantly. “My arse…” Louis starts, trying to sound affronted before pausing and relenting, officially drunk. “My arse is indeed one of my best features.” Louis cannot help but giggle.

The Afterlife Fic (The Best I Had in My Entire Life..or Death) by Lovingcup

Stay till the A.M

Pairing: Louis Tomlinson & Harry Styles (Larry)

Genre: Smut, Fluff, Angst, Daddy Kink

Warnings:Vulgar Language, Parental violence (implied) 

Word Count: 9500

Summary: Louis Tomlinson is a middle aged, unemployed man living in an apartment building alone. Though, his loud, bubbly, teenage neighbour living atop of his flat doesn’t seem to leave Louis alone all that often.

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Just a reminder that Liam posted “Real eyes, realise, real lies” 3 days before this magazine came out. 

He prob knew that it would be alot of bullshit in the magazine thanks to !Modest. Why would he even talk about Harry,Louis and Briana like that when the magazine was all about Him and gay rights. 

“We think it’s really annoying when fans brings rainbow flags to the concert just for Harry and Louis” Excuse me but last time i checked which was on yesterday’s concert Harry was the one who waved a rainbow flag on stage and he looked happy af

So.. yea good try modest. Well played.. but.. Larry is real ♡

Historical Trivia for 3x10

  • During the first weeks of the regency, Anne, out of gratitude, was disposed to grant all requests from her friends or anyone who professed to have served her in the past. One comment heard on every side was “The queen is so kind.”
  • Anne stopped wearing rouge after Louis’ death.
  • In October of 1643, Anne moved herself and her sons out of the Louvre and into what used to be Richelieu’s palace, which she had remodeled and refurbished, and soon became known as the Palais-Royal.
  • Gaston was exiled to Blois by Cardinal Mazarin in 1652 and stayed there until he died.
  • In 1667, the historical inspiration for d’Artagnan, Charles de Batz-Castelmore, became captain-lieutenant of the Musketeers
  • The man who served as Anne’s First Minister, Cardinal Mazarin, could speak Spanish and was briefly an officer in the papal army.

Written In My Skin (lhrry)

Word count: 60k

Summary: It’s been two years since the world crushed on itself and everything was left in a nonsensical, atrocious, pounding chaos. It’s been two years and everything has changed, though the feelings are a terribly still constant. It’s been two years and maybe, with a promise to his skin and determination to his mind, Harry is ready to let go. Maybe he is going to be set free. Or maybe, the world starts existing again, with an immensely striking force and luminous, heavenly beauty. Maybe Harry will never let go.

Part 2 of My Bones Are Made Of You

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