excuse me louis


don’t look at me like that please have mercy 


Cake Sword

by waytoomanypeopleintheaddisonlee

Chapters: 1/1 (6214 words)
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik/Liam Payne
Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, 
Additional Tags: It’s Ziam’s wedding, but this is Larry lol, Ziam are just a plot point essentially, wedding au, Blow Jobs, Masturbation, Fake/Pretend Relationship, I mean KIND OF?, Pranking, lighthearted joke about animals/people being put down, Larry are Ziam’s best men, next to you
Series: Part 6 of Next To You


“Nice speech, Harry,” Louis said, trying to keep his face neutral. “Went straight for the sex jokes, I see.”
“As opposed to jokes about killing people?” Harry replied easily, a small smirk playing on his mouth as he held his hand out. Louis placed his own hand in Harry’s, shaking it, maybe squeezing a little too hard.
“Excuse me,” Louis huffed. “I don’t need you to tell me I’m an idiot, I’m already completely aware.”

Harry and Louis’ plan to prank Liam and Zayn on their wedding day backfires, big time.


Just a reminder that Liam posted “Real eyes, realise, real lies” 3 days before this magazine came out. 

He prob knew that it would be alot of bullshit in the magazine thanks to !Modest. Why would he even talk about Harry,Louis and Briana like that when the magazine was all about Him and gay rights. 

“We think it’s really annoying when fans brings rainbow flags to the concert just for Harry and Louis” Excuse me but last time i checked which was on yesterday’s concert Harry was the one who waved a rainbow flag on stage and he looked happy af

So.. yea good try modest. Well played.. but.. Larry is real ♡

petition for mark parsons to make another adventurous adventures where they all have tattoos

Historical Trivia for 3x10

  • During the first weeks of the regency, Anne, out of gratitude, was disposed to grant all requests from her friends or anyone who professed to have served her in the past. One comment heard on every side was “The queen is so kind.”
  • Anne stopped wearing rouge after Louis’ death.
  • In October of 1643, Anne moved herself and her sons out of the Louvre and into what used to be Richelieu’s palace, which she had remodeled and refurbished, and soon became known as the Palais-Royal.
  • Gaston was exiled to Blois by Cardinal Mazarin in 1652 and stayed there until he died.
  • In 1667, the historical inspiration for d’Artagnan, Charles de Batz-Castelmore, became captain-lieutenant of the Musketeers
  • The man who served as Anne’s First Minister, Cardinal Mazarin, could speak Spanish and was briefly an officer in the papal army.
Excuse me.

Remember when Louis tried to get a twitter trend going by saying he’d post a never-before-seen picture?

And when it did trend, he posted:

But it wasn’t never-before-seen. It was first posted by fans on Tumblr in October 2010, after someone got it off one of Harry or Louis’ facebook pages. 

And Jay called him out for it.

Which begs several questions:

  1. Did he just want to post that picture himself?
  2. Why?
  3. Why did he want to post that particular picture that people had seen before?
  4. And in conclusion, why?

More on January 2011 to come. I am obsessed. 

Hamilton and Larry
  • Harry: You say our love is draining and you can't go ooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn
  • Louis: Um...
  • Harry: You'll be the one complaining when I am gone
  • Louis: Harry... this better not be Hamilton I-
  • Harry: And no don't change the subject
  • Harry: Cause you're my favorite subject
  • Louis: nice save
  • Harry: My sweet, submissive subject
  • Louis:
  • Louis: I like this Hamilton shit TO THE BEDROOM RIGHT NOW

You know how there are those token love songs for the ages? When you think of wedding songs, you can probably name at least 6 classics. Well after Larry comes out and Harry can admit that he did, in fact, write If I Could Fly for Louis, If I Could Fly WILL be a classic love song. People will use it for weddings. If I Could Fly will be couples’ “song”. 

One day If I Could Fly will be a classic love song and I’m currently crying about it.