excuse me i have to go to change my underwear

You know what bothers me rn. Lena gets tossed off her own balcony, is caught by Supergirl, and all she can say is “How did you know?” like she didn’t just nearly DIE.

Idk, I think I’d be a wreck and thanking Supergirl like a gazillion times over and wondering how many flowers I’m gonna need to send her and excusing myself cause I need to go change my underwear cos I NEARLY DIED. 

The only explanation I have is Lena definitely knows Kara is Supergirl. 

anonymous asked:

"Business" is honestly the hottest thing I have EVER read. I'm a huge sucker for dirty talk/cum play and you executed it perfectly. Bravo fucking bravo. Excuse me while I go change my underwear..

Thank you for reading, I’m glad you liked it ;)

Part 4 - Orientation

Down the Voltage Rabbit Hole is an ongoing story about our MC, who could easily be anyone in voltage fandom. She woke up in hospital bed only to discover that she’d somehow been transported Voltage universe:

Part 1 (Down the Voltage Rabbit Hole)

Part 2 (The Tres Spades)

Part 3 (The King, The Prince, and the Lion)

Part 4 - Orientation

Teorus leaned close to Soryu, who sat staring at me in a catatonic state. He reached out with a gloved finger and poked the gangster’s cheek. Behind him Karno silently gazed out the penthouse window, admiring the view, as sounds of Aigonorus slumbering filled the suite.

In front of me stood Leon, Huedhaut, and Tauxolouve. They’d been taking turns staring into my eyes, looking for stars, but to no avail. It was clear that my existence was a bit of an enigma to them as they bickered amongst themselves, trying to formulate a plan to get me home. Even though in this world, I was no fallen goddess, they were still able to tell that I was out of place.

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Teasing Kian lawley Imagine

Hey guys this is a quick kian imagine :)
warning| smut
if you want part 2 then please request also if you want a imagine all you need to do is ask :)


“I will see you next Saturday “I heard Kian say as he got up and turned off the camera. I had not long woke up and was making a cup of coffee while Kian was making his video, I couldn’t help but smirk as Kian walked into the kitchen. He was wearing a striped tank top, a leather jacket and a captain hat. He walked behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist. He started kissing my neck.

“Kiannnnn” I wined.
“mmm ”He hummed against my neck sending chills around my body.
“I’m trying to make a cup of coffee. “ I told him as I managed to move out his grip and poured the hot water into my cup.
“Butttt Immm” Kian started to whine but I cut him off.
“I know I heard you filming 5 days really ki” I laughed as I placed my cup on the table and sat down on the couch. Kian had just finished filming “dirtiest video ever” I couldn’t lie it had turned me on. I had been away visiting family in Ireland for a week. I loved it but I really missed Kian. I had missed his touch.I missed cuddling up to him at night.I even missed his dirty clothes on the bathroom floor. I had got home early hours yesterday but I wasn’t in the mood and slept most of the day.
“I’ve not had you have I “He winked as he joined me on the couch. He moved closer to me and started to kiss my neck again.
“GUYYYSS” Ricky yelled as he finished putting the camera and lights away. Kian ignored Ricky and continued to kiss me. I could barely take it anymore .I wanted to just have him right there on the couch but I couldn’t not yet.
“I better go get ready “I said as I stood up.
“Good idea Jc will be back in 10 and he wants to get straight off.” Ricky said as he put on his shoes.
“Il comes with you” Kian said as I started going up the stairs.
“Nope you stay here you will be too much of a distraction” I winked at him. I was soon ready with a black skater skirt, ankle boots and a floral crop top. I had my hair straight and basic make up on.Just the way Kian liked it.
“Babe”I heard kian shout.
“Coming” I yelled back. We was having a day out shopping and going to the beach, Jc needed a new camera lenses and I wanted a new laptop. Jc and Ricky was going in there own cars as me and Kian was going kians. I locked up the house and jumped into the passenger seat.
“Babe”Kian said he started the car.
“What?” I asked already knowing what was wrong.
“why do you do this to me you know how bad I am at the moment and you come out looking like that”Kian said as his hand rested on my theigh.
“Shutt up if you behave we have a free house later”I said as I moved his hand off me.The truth was anymore of this I wouldn’t be able to take it.Kians eyes lit up as I put some music on.I couldn’t help but laugh at his dance moves as we drove down the road.After a day of shopping and going to the beach, the guys plans got cancelled so we decided to have a movie night.I got changed into a pair of joggers and a vest top.Kian put a blanket over us while Jc tried to find a movie.
“I have one”I laughed. Kian gave me a look.I just smiled.I took the controller off Jc I typed in magic mike to my delight it was there.
“No”Kian laughed.
“but its awwessoommmeee duuudddeeee”I laughed.
After a while of arguing we finally put on the inbertweeners.  I wrapped myself around kian resting his head on his chest.Half way through the film, I got bored I had seen the film more than once.I looked over to Kian whos eyes was glued on the screen.I thought it was finally time to get him back for all the teasing he had done today.From little things like placing his hand on my thigh when we was eating to slapping my bum at the beach.My hand slowly glazed over his lengh. Kian shot me a glance and I just smiled.I slowly started to kiss his neck.He let out a slight moan but tried to cover it.I started to slowly rub his length.He let out a moan again.He couldn’t take it anymore.

“Join me in 5”I whispard as I unwrapped my self from him.
“Where ya going”Jc wondered.
“Got abit of  a headache gonna have a lay down.”I said as I winked at kian and walked upstairs.Jc nodded.I quickly changed into my black lace underwear that I had brought earlier today while the boys were looking at camera lenses.Kian had been trying to look in the bag all day but I had resisted. I took a quick picture and sent it to kian with the caption ;) . I herd Kian make his excuses as he almost ran upstairs.

“Babe”Kian knocked on the locked door.
“Busy”I quickly replied back letting out a fake moan.
“Dont do this to me”Kian wined.I didnt do anything.
“Babe”Kian wined a bit louder.I slowly walked over and unlocked the door, I pulled Kian in by his hand and quickly closed the door.I quickly attached my lips to Kians pushing him up against the door. Kian licked my bottom lip begging for entrance

TO THE HOMMIE WHO WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT JACKSON’S DONGER...

THIS WAS REQUESTED… (GOT7 DONGER….) SORRY IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER I HAD TO GATHER MY EVIDENCE AND BATHE IN HOLY WATER….

THANK YOU TO ANON FOR SENDING ME THIS LOVELY PIECE FOR INSPIRATION:


Okie so this Kinky Little Dork has a Basball Bat dick… meaning that it’s very long and it get’s thicker as it goes down… I think the real question is how is this boy not doing porn with a pepe that big….like it could be considered a weapon and i’m like 99999% sure it’s illegal in 48 stats and parts of Europe like WHAT ARE THIS??? JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND.. 

Picture this…. 

like how can one single little CHINESE baby boy be that blessed I FEEL LIKE HIS PORN STAR NAME SHOULD BE THE PUNISHER… 

DON’T BELIEVE ME? JUST LOOK AT THIS BOYS ARMS LIKE AWDJDJ

EXHIBIT A:

LOOK AT THAT FACE… I WONDER IF THAT’S THE FACE HE MAKES WHEN HE….

THE THIRST IS REAL ….THE AMOUNT OF SINFUL THINGS I AM IMAGINING RIGHT NOW…. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO HOT WITH A PUMPKIN ON HIS HEAD??? WKJASDJ *DIES*

This boy is the reason for every arm fetish ever like if that’s what his arms look like we can only imagine what his womb Raider looks like….idk maybe like ….. A MUTHER FUDGING BASEBALL BAT…. 

STILL DON’T BELIEVE ME?

EXHIBIT B:

How about now?… it looks like the boy stuck one of the hammers in his pants… 

WHAT ABOUT NOW?

EVEN FROM A SIDE ANGLE THE BOY IS PACKING THE MEAT SEPTOR AND NO ONE WILL CONVINCE ME OTHER WISE…LAWD HAVE MERCY…. 

In conclusion Jackson Wang got a big dinga ling like… LIKE HOW IS THIS BOY NOT DOING PORN??? I MEAN WITH A BODY LIKE THAT AND THE FACE OF A DADDY AF MOFO HE WOULD BE A STAR…. I MEAN I’M JUST SAYING NOT THAT I’VE IMAGINED IT OR ANYTHING….. WHERE WAS I…OH YEAH EVEN FROM A SIDE ANGLE YOU CAN SEE HIS TURKEY BASTER LIKE HOT DAMN…. 

HE COULD THROW THE FIRST PITCH WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT DICK

Are You STILL NOT convinced?

EXHIBIT C:

Then why is he always covering his skin flute??…

OR WEARING PANTS THAT HAVE A LOOSE CROTCH???HMMH???

*non believers voice* WELL MAYBE HE’S JUST SMALL?

I’M SORRY WHAT WAS THAT??

NONE BELIEVER… 

DAS RIGHT BOOM SCIENCE…

NOW IF WE EXCUSE ME I GOTTA GO CHANGE MY PANTIES… *WALKS AWAY IN SHAME*

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this is just my opinion and I respect anyone who thinks otherwise. Plus….

I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh … PSA:THIS IS FOR FUN I DO NOT KNOW NOR DO I CLAIM TO KNOW HOW BIG JACKSON WANG IS… THIS IS JUST ME DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET(NO PUN INTENDED)