excuse me can you not


Goodnight, Captain
(AKA vague prequel to this)

Where freshly minted Captain Kirk reads up on stuff even when he’s not on shift and nods off in random conference rooms on the Enterprise. Certain first officers who don’t require as much sleep take care of things.


If no one will give me Allura/Lance bestie content, I will make it myself smh. So here’s some headcanons! :)

-Lance flirting with Allura in a joking, friendship sort of way with Allura either rolling her eyes while smiling or jokingly flirting back

-They would totally go shopping together, they’re shopping buddies

-“Okay, I love this dress but it’s really expensive.”
“Allura, babe, treat yo self.”

-They share beauty tips and fashion advice with each other. Allura is always in awe of Lance’s weird beauty tricks because they actually work like where did you find this Lance????

-Sleepovers! I 👏 demand 👏 cute 👏 sleepovers 👏

-Lance can’t get enough of Allura’s hair and will play with it for hours, trying out new hairstyles

-“Ohmygawd, there he is, Allura. What do I do???? What do I do???”
“Hey, my friend thinks your ass is hella fine!”

-They’re each other’s wingman.

-Lance to Shiro: Nice outfit. Bet it would look great on Allura’s bedroom floor.
Allura to Keith: Do you mind giving Lance your heart? His heart got stolen by a certain red paladin.

-Hunk joins them in their hijinks because 1. They’re his friends and he loves them 2. They need some sane friend to make sure they don’t blow their money on everything they see.

-Team You Can’t Sit With Us

-Their selfies with each other are either them being Gorgeous™ or with the dumbest expression you’ve ever seen, there is no in between

-Lance being overdramatic about something and Allura petting his head going, “There. There.”

-Lance: I’m going to jump! Everyone: Lance no! Allura: *videotaping* Do a flip!

-No but Allura really does care for Lance’s wellbeing and will fight anyone who insults him that isn’t part of the team.

-Allura: Lance is such an idiot. Someone: Yeah, he’s so stupid. Can he do anything, right? Allura: eXCUSE ME I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW HE THE MOST CARING PERSON I KNOW AND IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW YOU’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY FISTS.

-Allura/Lance friendship guys


Happy Birthday Harry Shum Jr. (April 28, 1982)

“Every project I work on makes me feel like I am on the right track because I’m getting paid doing what I love to do. I view each film and show I get to work on as a small dent in the universe that hopefully makes some sort of impact to someone somewhere. So I guess in a way, whatever current project I’m working on reminds me that I am on the right track.”


Hey guys, today’s post is going to focus on the kind of vocabulary and expressions you’d need to know if you were out shopping in Japan!

Book store・本屋・ほんや
Clothes store・洋服屋・ようふくや
Convenience store・コンビニ
Department store・デパート
Post office・郵便局・ゆうびんきょく
Shoe store・靴屋・くつや
Shopping centre・商店街・しょうてんがい
The store・お店・おみせ

Dress・ドレス(or ワンピース)
Jacket・上着・うわぎ(or ジャケット)

What are you looking for?・何をお探しですか。
No, I’m just looking.・いえ、見ているだけです。
Do you mind if I just look around.・ちょっと見せてください。
Excuse me, can you help me?・すみません、ちょっといいですか。

Do you have any…・…はありますか。
Can I try this on?・着てみてもいいですか。
Could I see this shirt?・このシャツ見せてもらってものいいですか。

Do you have a bigger size?・もっと大きいサイズはありますか?
Do you have a smaller size? もっと小さいものはありますか。
Do you have this in another colour?・違う色はありますか?

How much is it?・いくらですか。
It’s expensive.・高いですね。
Wow, that’s cheap.・それは安いですね。

I’ll take it.・これをください。
I’ll buy this.・これ買います。
I’d like to return this.・これを返品したいのですが。

“Mind if we ask how old you are, dear?”

“I’ll be four in a month.”

The host gasps in surprise, “Four in a- Crazy! Kid, damn! That was amazing, how ‘bout we give you a prize for being such a sweetheart.”

That’s how Katie Shirogane wins a giant penguin stuffed toy literally bigger than her entire body.

If you guys haven’t read Kindergarten Roses by kikokay_k you should. It’s a cute read and the character dynamics are shifted from the usual, if you’re looking for something new to read c:


cheryl blossom (+ archie/veronica) || why didn’t he go for me?