excessive amounts of sass

This post marks, THE RETURN OF THE LOW-BUDGET BEASTS!

I’m currently working on some new features for and additions to the site that I am pretty thrilled about (potentially including but not limited to: a ridiculously campy theme song, videos, and an excessive amount of sarcasm and sass….)  Needless to say, brace yourselves for the FUN! ;)

Behold!  What a fine specimen to help us begin again- a disturbing amalgamation of Igor (a la “Young Frankenstein”), Br'er Bear (yes, from the questionable “Song of the South”), and Popeye the Sailor Man (you tell me that mouth isn’t identical!) haphazardly shrouded in layers of indistinct fabric and depicted here baffling children and adults alike.

I particularly appreciate the woman nervously CRANING her head around the side of the creature in protection of the children left helplessly to gawk, point, and pray for their very lives and the pair of women actively choosing to avert their gaze.

BRAVO!