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hardcorenerdthings asked:

Now that I'm on board for this su/mbf crossover, I'm just gonna say that Bill and Dipper's fusion dance is some kind of tango. Yup.

Could it be anything else? I mean, they’re both so dapper.

Originally posted by pinetreepreserve

Originally posted by kristenschaals

And together they become the dapperest of all.

Originally posted by gfgifs

Heck yes they’re going to freaking tango. 

I just need to put this here.
  • Milo:CAN I JUST SAY FUCK YOU. Caught myself singing carry on my wayward son while taking a piss. -__-
  • Me:YESSSS VICTORY! ONE MORE DOWN IN MY QUEST TO INFECT THE WORLD.
  • Milo:I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER.
  • Me:Aww. :( The song isn't THAT bad.
  • Milo:It is when you only know FOUR FUCKING LINES.
  • Me:That is very true. I would look up the lyrics and send you the song line by line to annoy you, but my internet is down. Consider yourself lucky.
  • Milo:I told you I would make you suffer.
  • Me:And I do not suffer easily. Bring it on. CARRY ONNNN MY WAYWARD SONNNNNNN THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONNNNNNEEEE.
  • Milo:There is a special piece of floor reserved for your carcass in my basement.
  • Me:How romantic!

anonymous asked:

Light sitting in L's lap while he's working and wanting to distract him by kissing his neck, biting, and snuggling, and L is just like "okay, work or hormonal teenager" and Light calls him by a cute name like sweetie or puddin and looks up at him all cutely and L gives in

“I’m bored.”

“…You’ve made that rather obvious,” L muttered as he shifted in the computer chair. Sitting with both legs down for this long was annoying. “Considering you’ve been in my lap, sucking on that same spot, for twelve minutes now.”

Light smirked against the skin of L’s collarbone. “You haven’t asked me to stop.”

“I suppose I thought you might get tired of it at some point,” L told him, but Light had only settled against him more, shifting against him whenever he wanted to tease.

“Come on, there’s not much to do, and everyone else is already in bed,” He frowned when L had the gall to type another line of text. “Am I not being charming enough? C’mon, sweetie.

“ – Sweetie –?”

“Darling.”

“ –this is getting ridiculous, Light-kun –“

“Baby? Pudding?” Light grinned mischievously, glad he was getting on his nerves. “Babycakes?”

L made the mistake of looking down at that adorable trickster smile, before giving a frustrated groan of defeat and kissing Light hard before he could say something equally grating.