Thank you for all the au lists! Do you have any age gaps prompts, please?
Totally appropriate age gap AU’s!
- “you’re one year older than me and that simple fact goes straight to your bloated head by calling me ‘youngin’ and ‘small child’ as though youre a widowed old woman knitting on a porch swing”
- “you know im totally not the type of girl who goes after older people but hoo DAMN this boy just might be the exception–wait how old are–you’re what? thats like four fucken years DUDE HOW AM I OLDER THAN YOU”
- “you constantly call me ‘small child’ because im short and i hate it because im aT LEAST THREE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU AND ULTIMATELY YOUR SUPERIOR SO TRY SHOWING ME SOME RESPECT”
- “youre worried that im too old and experienced for u because ur parents are strict about that kind of thing and to be honest i dont know how to break it to you that im over 500 years old and might have had sex in that time span”
- “you get super flustered and angry whenever i mock u about being so young because you use witchcraft to keep yourself immortal but i was immortal a long time before you so i dont care if ur 300 years old babygirl, im still 600 and twice as better”
- “i made the mistake once of offering u help at the airport because i thought you were an unaccompanied minor but it turns out after like an hour of me escorting you everywhere that youre like two years older than me and apparently WERENT joking about that one fact”
- “look im sorry but youre just tiny and have chubby cheeks and look all innocent and cute how could i have known–please stop glaring at me ohmygod”