except they had to leave the blackhawks

I had a dream that a reporter insulted Jonathan toews and I made a tweet defending him and the tweet went viral and then I ended up getting to meet him which was awesome except that I ended the tweet with the words “so leave my son alone” and so I had to look this grown man in the face and openly acknowledge that I regularly refer to him as my son despite the fact that he’s 10 years older than me