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#89- Size kink (Sam x Jody)

Requested by @icantthinkofaname-oops​ for my kink list (master list here).

Warning: smut, Sam’s monster cock (Totally a warning)

Word Count: 1700ish

A/N: Oh, Winmills. I’ve missed you. Enjoy! XOXO

Jody’s never been shy. She doesn’t think twice about telling Sam to get changed, even though they’re in a car and there’s no place for him to do that without being seen. It doesn’t matter. He’s a hunter and is probably used to things like that, and she has a gun to load.

It doesn’t take her very long, however, and he’s in between his suit pants and his jeans when she’s got nowhere else to put her eyes except on him.

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anonymous asked:

you don't understand how excited I am for this thing that you are writing with Bookshop because you are two of my fave writers and the concept sounds AMAZING - can you say anything more atm or is it still too new?

UPON CONSULTATION, WE CAN SAY THIS: 

Our entire plot centers around a group of hipster theatre nerds who are stuck in a Linklater film about not being able to move on after college. Except it’s WAY MORE FUN than a Linklater film. 

The MC has two best friends. Only one of them is his best friend. The other one is the love of his life. He just doesn’t know it yet. 

The MC’s real best friend had a Skype flirtation with a member of Big Bang.

The MC is fond of taking intimate pictures of his OTHER love-of-his-life best friend at artfully composed angles.  

There’s a cat named Ian Purrtis.

A major plot point figures around a Fashion Disaster

Drunken party games are also a major plot point. 

Also drunken karaoke. 

And jealousy. 

The OTP flirts entirely through Sondheim and random literary references.

We talk about A LOT of random hipster cocktails. And craft beer.

Some of the characters are weirdly obsessed with deviled eggs. 

And also there are metaphorical cheese plates. Also literal cheese plates. But the cheese plates are a metaphor. 

AND LOTS OF HIPSTER SCHEMES AND SHENANIGANS.

i’ve decided i really really want to GM an apocalypse world game except make it a more shin megami tensei/dorohedoro apocalypse than just a plain old mad max/fallout one

When you think about letting an about-Tolkien Facebook group, because the idiocy of the members is too much for you .—–.

Do you remember *that* group when some people joked about Nerdanel being a “Bulgarian trucker”? Well, another pearl: someone doesn’t like the illustration that had win the competition of the Tolkien Society * because “the modern illustration are all the same, all in manga-style. The old illustration were more original”.

Except the fact that the winner illustration *isn’t* in manga style, well, you find original the old illustrations, like the ones of the Hildebrandt brothers (with all the respect that I can have for these pieces) where Aragorn was dressed like Asterix? Or where Elrond had those terrible moustaches ? Or where Gandalf and Cìrdan were draw basically identical? Surely, they are original *sarcasm*

And he went far saying that Maglor had the “same posture” in too much fanarts … he was playing an harp, there aren’t oh so many postures for playing a fucking harp, did you know this? 

In that group seems that some people speak for no reason, arrrrgh. .-. 

*the winner of the competition of the Tolkien Society is an illustration of “Maglor” by EKukanova … It’s really beautiful, no matter of that person said *rolling eyes*

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I can’t believe you were expelled because you laughed too hard at a gay joke.

probably how Keith got expelled lmao

bonus klance:

It was the only time he laughed at the Garrison’s too.
How do you know that?

Hello yes my heart is ready to be taken

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANSOL VERNON CHWE 
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
2017.02.18ㅤ

Markiplier: Ive never gone to a roleplay social dress up-

Me: UM? 

EXCUSE ME?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

YOU NEVER

WENT TO ONE??

WHAT WAS ALL THIS THEN?

“NEVER”? YOUVE “NEVER DRESSED UP AND WENT TO AN EVENT. NOT ONCE IN YOUR LIFE” HUH?

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I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day… When it’s cold outside, I got the– OH MY GOD JAGGED FLAMING ROCKS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY CORAN WE NEED TO SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY

Valentine’s as a holiday is garbage, but Jim and Spock hanging out to watch the sun rise on a farm is not.

trek

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som super early tazboys designs……………i’’’m got so much work to do refining them (esp outfit wise lord Jesus)

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*claws my way out of procrastination by using the pretty setters squad as motivation*