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I know you like cat pics lol

you know the drill by now kiddos! go read The Cat Whisperer for guaranteed soft feelings deep in your soul, then give @smolsarcasticraspberry some sweet, sweet thankfulness for it :D

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A bunch of webcomic OCs! Newest to oldest drawings, I think the difference is a year or a bit more. At first they were magical girls, hence the clothes in last two pics, but I decided to re-make the comic and make them teenage witches in training! I’ll probably miss those old hero clothes at some point so I’ll put it back as them wanting to make costumes for the fun or whatever reason! Click on the pics for details!

The main character is Mari! I made a paper doll of her too!

Day three of cranky, like, turned up the crank with no end in sight. I have nothing interesting to think/say aaaaaand perpetual ugh.

Maybe I need a nice, long emotional breakdown to get this shit out of my system because it feels gross and I hate it and I’ve tried everything else so why not.

Why do we refer to this particular mood as “cranky”, anyway? What’s the origin? Idk it was probably invented by a man.


I’m bitter, okay. I am allowed to be angry!

Whether you think that what the minor said was “abusive” or not, you can’t say b*x had any right to do what she did.

1) Sexualise a group(s) she isn’t apart of:
She spoke in a sexual manner about a newly proclaimed 18 year old concerning a 25 year old man. She is neither a teen nor is she mlm. She has no right to talk about mlm that way ever. Period. And the whole “It’s legal” stuff is totally bullshit, especially when it’s now known the book wasn’t even written by producers and information could have been outdated, especially in reference to the age confirmation video, said by producers and confirmed that it’s valid when one said about having ‘the video from SDCC’ when asked about ages. But even if we do say Ke*th is 18, that’s still wrong especially since the whole “You’re like a brother to me” and “Mentor/student relationship” quotes. B*x was out of order to say that and never apologised hence why especially mlm aren’t huge fans of hers right now.

2) Harassing Minors
She is a 22 year old grown ass woman, she shouldn’t respond to comments made by kids. Are kids really going to go to a con a throw fists with an adult. Really? And even if you don’t agree with the comment, she shouldn’t be rivaling the comment at all. She should be more professional, and maybe apologise for her past mistakes, but no, she decides to be ignorant and cause more fuss, causing her fans to go after a fucking 14 year old. Even if this is by accident, she knows she has a huge following still and how her actions influence them. And this isn’t even the first time it has happened. Many people angered at her are mlm, and rightfully so, I don’t go around saying how two wlw are “tops” and “bottoms” because I am not wlw, I have no right to speak of sexual subjects concerning wlw especially with a large age gap and predatory back ground as it sexualises wlw and paints older wlw as predators.

She had no right to make any comments about mlm ever, yet she did, never apologised for promoting an unhealthy age gap and relationship, antagonising and bringing attention on comments that were never meant to be seen by her and were made by children.

I am angry and disheartened by her and her comments as I used really like and look up to her.

it’s so weird hearing americans talk about Target© as some kind of semi-religious holy space of reasonably priced goods and services, bc in it’s short, fever-dream existence up here in the frozen north it was… Not Good. 

in my experience with the three (3) i went to in the surrounding area it was. uh. you know when you step into a place and there’s nothing immediately noticeably wrong but you can just Feel that this is a Bad Space? like the kind of space where if you catch a glimpse of your mother walking down an aisle and turning a corner you know it’s a demonic trick and if you follow her it’ll lead you down a path to a dark space you can’t return from?

or you go in with your friend who’s right next to you but you get a text from them saying “hey i’m in the shoe aisle, you should come here” and you know it’s a trap from the devil? like other things:

  • only half of the dim, washed out, often flickering fluorescent lights were lit at any given time, usually only every-other set, leaving these valleys of darkness that made entire aisles inaccessible for fear of shadow people latching on to your soul like a dark passenger. 
  • entire sections were just Empty. empty shelves with no product, never any employees filling them up, no boxes waiting to be unpacked, no signs saying what should be there.
  • no employees at all actually? wandering around the store even though the parking lots were full and you walked in with a group of 20 or so felt so lonely. you could walk the whole place and it was dead silent and the only other “people” around always were several aisles away with their back turned, unmoving. there was always only one cashier and there was never anyone in her line.
  • there was never any music on or announcements played? another place that does this are all the dollar trees in my area and it gives me anxiety. i feel like i’m being hunted, like i have to hold my breath and listen for the footsteps of beasts in other aisles. 
  • the fitting rooms had a strange, dark energy to them. it felt like if you ever used them, whatever universe you closed the door on would not be the same one you stepped out into when you were done. the washrooms also contained this same dark energy.
  • passing the employees-only doors felt like wandering too close to a bears den. the glass windows never showed anything going on back there, no racks of product, no employees milling around. it was just pitch black, complete darkness. a hungry void.
  • leaving a target was the same disorienting feeling as leaving a dark theatre and exiting into the light. sound and colour and feeling rush back in. you feel like you can breathe again. a weight is lifted from your shoulders. you can’t remember any of the time you spent inside the target.

it is my sincere belief that the targets in canada never existed. the storefronts were put up, yes, but the stores themselves were vast empty caverns filled with dark dreams and sinister interlopers attracted to the malignant leftover energies from zellers. passing through the automatic doors was meant to teleport us to the nearest american location, but something went wrong and we entered an unnatural zone halfway between the upside down and whatever it was that happened in the langoliers. 

i believe the balls outside target are carefully crafted and powerfully attuned magical artifacts that keep up the illusion known as Target©, but were incorrectly spaced in canada due to a mixup between the metric and imperial systems of measurement, and that is why the brief twilight zone episode that was canadian target collapsed virtually overnight.


“She′s gone.”


❝Life is tough, my darling. But so are you.❞ - S.L.