The Signs As Teen Movies

Aries - Election

Taurus - Pretty In Pink

Gemini - The Parent Trap

Cancer - 10 Things I Hate About You

Leo - Mean Girls

Virgo - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Libra - Perks of Being a Wallflower

Scorpio - The Breakfast Club

Sagittarius - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Capricorn - Clueless

Aquarius - Heathers

Pisces  -  Sixteen Candles

*opens the shipping gates

international music sensation and human rights revolutionary falls in love with adventuring green cyborg ninja dude

HAS ANYONE READ heliotropic bc it is one of the loveliest fics i have read in a while…..

my heart is warm

The signs as excellent horror films

Aries: Alien (1979)

Taurus: The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Gemini: The Shining (1980)

Cancer: It Follows (2015)

Leo: Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

Virgo: The Exorcist (1974)

Libra: Green Room (2016)

Scorpio: The Babadook (2014)

Sagittarius: Black Swan (2010)

Capricorn: Les Diaboliques (1955)

Aquarius: The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Pisces: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

The signs As Cookie Lyon


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What Hogwarts subjects would the signs excel in
  • Aries: Defence Against The Dark Arts
  • Taurus: Care of The Magical Creatures
  • Gemini: Transfigurarion
  • Cancer: Study of Acient Rules
  • Leo: Astronomy
  • Virgo: History of Magic
  • Libra: Charms
  • Scorpio: Potions
  • Sagittarius: Flying
  • Capricorn: Muggle Studies
  • Aquarius: Herbology
  • Pisces: Divination

some thoughts on the sensates:

  • will: the human equivalent of a BEAR HUG. he wants to protect everyone so much and he is the literal embodiment of protect and serve, but in a good way, not in a douchey cop way. also his cheekbones are *very* important to me.
  • sun: “do you miss your family””no, i miss my dog”. deserves better always. KICKASS WARRIOR EMPRESS. you can feel her mom vibes whenever any of the others get into shit. “really? again?”
  • lito: precious trash prince. the only one of the sensates who really seems to embody the leo star sign. has excellent taste in men. also like friendship goals honestly??? my idiotic, good-hearted son.
  • riley: I WANT TO WRAP YOU UP AND KEEP YOU FROM HARM. why do bad things happen to good rileys. the MOST heartbreaking. living proof that the capacity to love is endless. i hope your last name is because of your hair and not vice versa.
  • caphaeus: human sunshine. like, a radiant ball of good vibes and love and devotion. i really cannot get over how good of a person he is without being boring as a character. capheus for next captain america honestly.
  • nomi: how she hasn’t punched everyone in the face is unbelievable. brilliant hacker genius queen. the only person in the world who deserves amanita as a girlfriend. SHE WENT THROUGH SO MUCH and i am so proud of her.
  • wolfgang: why do i love you so much? your attractiveness is honestly confusing to me. if you had a catchphrase it would prolly be “cool motive, still murder”. the ultimate in problematic faves.
  • kala: indian scientist who is also religous??? doesn’t have enough screentime but when she does MY GOD is it worth it??? built a fucking BOMB in ten seconds flat??? sign me the FUCK up

other feelings on other characters:

  • jonas: USELESS CONFUSING GARBAGE BAG MAN. naveen andrews i expected better from u.
  • amanita: threw a  ‘USED’ TAMPON at a COP. your faves could never.
  • hernando & daniela: honestly the most precious cinnamon rolls.
  • felix: the words ‘idiot’ and ‘child’ come to mind.
  • there are so many more but honestly i cannot go on
zodiac signs of amazing black people
  • Leo: Barack Obama, Whitney Houston, Magic Johnson,Iman, Halle Berry, Viola Davis, Anthony Anderson, Angela Bassett
  • Aquarius: Rosa Parks, Michael Jordan, The Weeknd, Alicia Keys, Jackie Robinson, Dr. Dre, Michael B. Jordan, Ice-T, Oprah Winfrey
  • Sagittarius: Nicki Minaj, Jay Z, Jamie Foxx, Tyra Banks, Mo'Nique, Jimi Hendrix, Cicely Tyson
  • Scorpio: Odell Beckham, Future, P. Diddy, Whoopi Goldberg, Tracy Morgan, Tracee Ellis Ross, Alfre Woodard
  • Capricorn: Michelle Obama, Lebron James, Martin Luther King, Gabby Douglas, Tiger Woods, Muhammad Ali, LL Cool J, Denzel Washington
  • Cancer: Jaden Smith, Mike Tyson, Lisa Leslie, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Missy Ellott, 50 Cent, Della Reese, Trai Byers, Solange Knowles, Forest Whitaker
  • Aries: David Oyelowo, Akon, Eddie Murphy, Pharrell, Diana Ross, Rodney King, Marvin Gaye, Babyface, Aretha Franklin
  • Taurus: Malcolm X, Janet Jackson, Chris Brown, Dwayne Johnson, Gabourey Sidibe, James Brown, Coretta Scott King
  • Virgo: Michael Jackson, Kobe Bryant, Taraji P. Henson, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson, Eazy-E, Nas, Beyoncé, Tyler Perry, Katt Williams
  • Gemini: Venus Williams, Allen Iverson, Ice Cube, Kanye West, Morgan Freeman, Laverne Cox, Jussie Smollett, Naomi Campbell
  • Pisces: Shaq, Floyd Mayweather, Charles Barkley, John Boyega, Niecy Nash, Wanda Sykes, Nina Simone, Lupita Nyong'o, Queen Latifah,
  • Libra: Scottie Pippen, Kevin Durant, Serena Williams, Toni Braxton, Will Smith, Usher, Lil Wayne, Bernie Mac
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Taurus Ravenclaw Moodboard:  In some ways, this seems almost a contradiction. A head-in-the-clouds, theoretically-oriented Ravenclaw, born under the pragmatic, materialistic sign of Taurus? However, a surprising number of philosophers (including Socrates) have been Taureans. The intellectual Taurus is gifted not only with prodigious mental capacity, but also the sensible logic, determination, and assurance to see a theorem through from start to finish. Ravenclaws born under this sign make excellent magical researchers and are gifted with the unusual capacity to write sensibly and fluently about their results and interpretations of experiments. Because Taurus is a patient sign, and good at communication, many Ravenclaw Taureans eventually end up teaching at Hogwarts.


Aries - The Ram
March 21 - April 19
Aries people are creative, adaptive, and insightful. They can also be strong-willed and spontaneous (sometimes to a fault). Aries people can be driven and are very ambitious often making them over-achievers in anything they set their mind to tackle. Aries are fire signs, and so too is their personality. They may be quick to anger, but don’t take it personally, it’s just their fiery, passionate personalities showing through. Aries signs have excellent sense of humor, and they get along with almost everyone at the party (and they DO know how to party). Aries can be impatient, but we love them anyway because they are devoted friends, lovers and family members - they are loyal to then end and will fight for their causes (usually supporting the underdog).

Taurus - The Bull
April 20 - May 20
Taurus zodiac signs and meanings, like the animal that represents them, is all about strength, stamina and will. Stubborn by nature, the Taurus will stand his/her ground to the bitter end (sometimes even irrationally so). But that’s okay because the Taurus is also a loving, sympathetic and appreciative sign. The Taurus is very understanding and when we need someone to unburden ourselves to, we often share our deepest fears with the Taurians of the zodiac. Taurians are very patient, practical and efficient, they are excellent in matters of business and are also wonderful instructors/teachers. Although initially they may have their own best interest at heart, they are ultimately & endlessly generous with their time, possessions and love.

Gemini - The Twins
May 21 - June 20
Flexibility, balance and adaptability are the keywords for the Gemini. They are quick to grasp the meaning of a situation and act on it, often with positive effects. They tend to have a duality to their nature, and can sometimes be tough to predict how they will react. They can turn from hot to cold and may be prone to noticeable mood swings. However, they are generous signs with tendencies of being affectionate, and imaginative. They also inspire others easily as they seem to naturally motivate themselves - their charisma and accomplishments are infectious. Geminians are very supportive, and are especially good at promotions, sales, and driving hard bargains.

Cancer - The Crab
June 21 - July 22
Cancerians love home-life, family and domestic settings. They are traditionalists, and enjoy operating on a fundamental level. They lovehistory, and are fascinated with the beginnings of things (heraldry, ancestry, etc.). The moon is their ruler, so they can be a bit of a contradiction and sometimes moody. However, they are conservative, so they’ll be apt to hide their moods from others altogether. They have a reputation for being fickle, but they’ll tell you that isn’t true, and it’s not. Cancerians make loyal, sympathetic friends. However Cancerians need alone time, and when they retreat, let them do so on their terms.

Leo - The Lion
July 23 - August 22
The zodiac signs and meanings of Leo is about expanse, power and exuberance. Leo’s are natural born leaders, and they will let you know it as they have a tendency to be high-minded and vocal about their opinions. That’s okay, because if you observe, the Leo is usually correct in his/her statements. Leo’s have a savvy way of analyzing a situation and executing swift judgment with a beneficial outcome. It comes from being a leader. They are brave, intuitive, and also head-strong and willful. Beneath their dynamic persona lies a generous, loving, sensitive nature that they do not easily share with others. They might be a bit bossy, but those who know them understand this comes from a source need to do good, not (usually) from an inflated ego.

Virgo - The Virgin
August 23 - September22
Virgo’s have keen minds, and are delightful to chat with, often convincing others of outlandish tales with ease and charm. Virgo’s are inquisitive and are very skilled at drawing information from people. This trait also makes them naturally intuitive. Combine this with their remarkable memories, and we see an advanced, analytical personality. However the Virgo needs balance in their lives otherwise they may become short-tempered, impatient and self-serving. Virgo’s are excellent teammates in work and social activities. They work well with others, although they freely express their opinions (even when unwarranted).

Libra - The Scales
September 23 - October 22
As their zodiac signs and meaningswould indicate, Libra’s are all about balance, justice, equanimity and stability. They easily surround themselves with harmony and beauty, but sometimes go to extremes to do so if their goals are unreasonable or unhealthy. With Venus as their ruling planet, Libra’s are very understanding, caring, and often the champion of underdogs. They have keen intuitions, but often don’t give themselves enough credit for their perceptions. They can be quiet and shy if not persuaded to come out of their shell. Ironically and in spite of their introverted nature they make excellent debaters, often proving a point from out of seemingly nowhere.

Scorpio - The Scorpion
October 23 - November 21
The Scorpio is often misunderstood. These personalities are bold and are capable of executing massive enterprises with cool control and confidence. They can surmount seemingly all obstacles when they put their mind to the task, and they have unshakable focus when the situation calls for it. Regardless of their bold nature, they are often secretive, but they are always observing behind their withdrawn manner. Being associated with a solar animal, (the scorpion) they are not withdrawn for long, and when they come out again they do so with force, vigor and determination. It is true, Scorpio’s can be argumentative and pack a powerful sting, but that’s simply because they see all opposition as a healthy challenge.

Sagittarius - The Centaur
November 22 - December 21
Here we have the philosopher among the zodiac signs and meanings. Like the Scorpio, they have great ability for focus, and can be very intense. However, they must channel their energy or they will waste time and wear themselves out going in too many directions at once. They are not very patient and expect quick results. However, when encountered with failure they make extreme comeback’s often against incredible odds. They make loyal friends and lovers, but they do not handle commitment well as they refuse to be tied down while chasing philosophical pursuits.

Capricorn - The Goat
December 22 - January 19
Capricorn’s are also philosophical signs and are highly intelligent too. They apply their knowledge to practical matters, and strive to maintain stability and order. They are good organizers, and they achieve their goals by purposeful, systematic means. They are very intuitive, although they don’t share this trait with others freely. They do not deal well with opposition or criticism but a healthy Capricorn will often shrug off negative comments towards their character. They are patient and persevering - they know they can accomplish any task as long as they follow a their plan step-by-step. Capricorn’s have broad shoulders, and typically take on other’s problems with aplomb. Ironically, they rarely share their own problems and tend to go through bouts of inner gloom after a spell of dwelling on these problems.

Aquarius - The Water Bearer
January 20 - February 18
Often simple and unassuming, the Aquarian goes about accomplishing goals in a quiet, often unorthodox ways. Although their methods may be unorthodox, the results for achievement are surprisingly effective. Aquarian’s will take up any cause, and are humanitarians of the zodiac. They are honest, loyal and highly intelligent. They are also easy going and make natural friendships. If not kept in check, the Aquarian can be prone to sloth and laziness. However, they know this about themselves, and try their best to motivate themselves to action. They are also prone to philosophical thoughts, and are often quite artistic and poetic.

Pisces - The Fish
February 19 - March 20
Also unassuming, the Pisces zodiac signs and meanings deal with acquiring vast amounts of knowledge, but you would never know it. They keep an extremely low profile compared to others in the zodiac. They are honest, unselfish, trustworthy and often have quiet dispositions. They can be overcautious and sometimes gullible. These qualities can cause the Pisces to be taken advantage of, which is unfortunate as this sign is beautifully gentle, and generous. In the end, however, the Pisces is often the victor of ill circumstance because of his/her intense determination. They become passionately devoted to a cause - particularly if they are championing for friends or family.

Cancer Slytherin Moodboard: Potions, potions, and more potions. Any Slytherin born under a water sign will excel at potions, and the Cancer Slytherin is no exception. The leadership ability and the lofty dreams of Cancer will also be emphasized; as will loyalty (directed for the most part to one’s House). Slytherins born under the sign of Cancer will be more hard-shelled and less sentimental than other Cancers, but don’t be fooled by their bossy, efficient exteriors. On the inside they are soft and needy, and they learn from a young age to hide this well. Slytherins born under water signs have another thing in common with each other: keen insight into what makes other people tick. These Slytherins are good at manipulating other people’s emotions, and good as well at quickly learning the hidden stories behind the otherwise inexplicable actions of acquaintances. They never forget a cut or a kindness, so it is best to stay on their good side unless you want an obsessive, vindictive enemy.