ex-coach

Anyway @ all these posts about Yakov going bald bc his students are so Extra™️

Like??? Where??? Do you think???? They learned it from???

I’m sorry but like it’s way too much of a coincidence that Victor “I Flew Halfway Around the World to Coach a Boy Who Once Grinded On Me At a Party” Nikiforov, Yuri “I Performed an Erotic Strip Tease on Ice for a Boy I Met Two Days Go” Plisetsky, Mila “I Deadlift People Who Annoy Me” Babicheva and Georigi “I Dedicated an Entire Skating Season to the Memory of My Shitty Ex” Popovich all just HAPPENED to have the same skating coach who incidentally spends more time with them than anyone else

Like idk but? Hiring your ex wife to coach your new protege in a thinly veiled attempt to win her back? Moving in with said ex-wife and new protege at the slightest suggestion? Agreeing to coach a rival skater on a moment’s notice for the sake of True Love? 

These do not seem like things that someone not well-versed in the ways of melodrama and histrionics would do.

Also I’m 100% sure that Yakov proposed to Lilia after seeing her dance literally once ok like that definitely happened.

Anyways Yakov teaches more than figure skating, being extra is a lifestyle and he’s the true world champ, ty ty

Susan Pevenise Headcanon

MODERN AU

• Listens to Ariana Grande and Lana Del Rey
• Wears anything girly
• Owns many Mac lipsticks
• Is amazing at language arts and chemistry
• Always cuts her sandwiches on a diagonal
• Has amazing manners
• Owns many perfumes
(Ex: Dior, Chanel, Coach.. ect.)
• Is lowkey boy crazy
• She’s assertive as fuck
• #1 feminist
• Shops at Lush, Yankee Candle, Bath and Body Works
• Hates junk food
• Has a score of 100,000 on Snapchat
• Watches nothing but makeup tutorials on YouTube
• Wants to go to Paris and Venice
• Loves flowers
• Doesn’t have too many friends
• Looks a 10/10 everyday

2

Part 1 of ‘Welcome to a brandnew beginning, you sorry shit’

There’s nothing good in the apocalypse.
Not only that you’ve to fight against the death and the living ones, you also lost a lot of beloved people, family and friends. Also the food and water situation wasn’t always easy.
Then you and your new family arrived at the gates of Alexandria and everything could’ve been so good.
But life isn’t a fairytale.

“C'mon, will you move your damn ass now, (Y/L/N)?” Your coach shouts with a dramatically loud sigh. “Fuck you when I miss the game, because you run slower than my granny.”
Sweated and with a bright red head you run or more walk towards the finish. The stitches on your side and the burning soles are forgotten by his rude comments. Actually you should be used to it, but there’s a difference when some of the other students says something about your weight or when your own teacher does it.
You send him a glare as he opens a water bottle and makes extra loud swallowing sounds.
As you finally reach him he gives you some lame claps before slapping you on the shoulder like you were the first and not the last one. Anger flooding through the veins and turning your face in an ugly grimace.
’Asshole‘ slips out of your mouth before you can stop it and he stops in his tracks, stepping back from you.
“What the fuck did you just say?” His growling voice reaching your ears, letting you shiver.
“I-I.. nothing.” You stutter embarrassed.
“Well I think you just called me an asshole.” He chuckles darkly. “Another round!”
“What? But the lesson is over…”
All the others students are already gone what seems like a miracle. Normally there’s always a bunch of giggling girls on the stand.
“Do you see me giving a damn fuck? And now run.” He interrupts you harshly and you run until you nearly collapse.


Shocked you look through the window from Rick’s house, trying to take your breath under control as you watch the ex coach. All the time you were secretly praying that the Savior’s leader would be another Negan. But there he stands, alive and still with the shit eating grin.
Your eyes falling to the knife block on the kitchen counter, but you suppress the urge to run out and stab the man. Not only that the big bully is still breathing, he also took two friends away from you and kidnapped another. Daryl who walks behind him looks more dirty than usual and like he didn’t sleep in weeks.
Relieved you exhale as Negan disappears out of your sight and you hear Judith’s quiet whining and babbling. Rick doesn’t want to Negan find out about her, that’s why you head upstairs to keep the little girl calm.
And yourself.

As you put the girl back in her bed after a while you’re hearing how the front door opens downstairs. A wave of panic rushing through you as Negan’s prominent voice reaching your ears and the heavy footsteps of his boots.
And that on the stairs.
“And what the fuck are you hidin’ here?” Negan asks amused.
“No-nothing.” Is Rick answer and you break out in sweat.
“Ok, you can do it.” You mumble to yourself before opening the door, closing it immediately after stepping in the hallway.
A little eternity passes where Negan and Rick, both staring at you. One of them scared, the other from astonished to a childish joy.
“Hey Rick, will you look at that? It’s my old friend (Y/N).” Negan exclaims and comes closer only to wrap an around your shoulders.
“We weren’t friends.” You respond, also because Rick is still confused.
“Ok, ok she was one of my fucking students. But we had a lot of fun, huh?”
Instead of an answer you just send him a glare and shake your head in disagreement.
“Whatever, let’s head outside I’ve some big fucking announcements to make.”
The pushes on your back doesn’t feel so friendly anymore as you’ve troubles to move your legs.

The Saviors looking suspiciously at you, probably wondering what a chubbish girl doing in their leader’s arm. Loudly, so that everyone can hear him, he introduces you to his women and men while you turn away from him so that he doesn’t see your tears. Your eyes fall on Rick who looks so helpless like you’ve never seen him before.
Not even back in the camp in Atlanta or even when his wife died.
“I’m gonna take her with me.” Negan announces and your head spins around to him.
“What?” Rick and you ask at the same time.
“You can’t do that! You already have Daryl!” Carl yells at him, but Negan doesn’t seem too impressed.
“True. That’s why I wanna show you my good damn will and leave Daryl here.” He smirks and starts walking with you again.
“Yo-you can’t..” Rick starts, but getting interrupted by Negan.
“What? Taking her with me? Fuck yes, I can and see? I’m fucking do it already.”

Negan’s watching you in the side mirror, thumb caressing his lower lip and somehow you feel like he wants to turn you on.
What would be more than ridiculous. Not only that he’s at least 25 years older than you, also you were his student.
“What?” You ask after a while, voice more shakily than you expected it to be. “What do you want from me?”
“I’m not done teaching you yet.” He responds smirking.

For you, the doubters of Lionel Messi

Arsene Wenger (Coach, Arsenal) - “Who is the Best Player in the World? Leo Messi. Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi!”

Diego Maradona (Ex Argentina) – “I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine football and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius and he can become an even better player.”

Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) – “Messi is a Joke, for me the Best Ever!”

Pelé (Ex Brazil) - “At the moment, Messi is the Best!”

Ferrer (ex-Barcelona, Chelsea): “I played with Romario, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Laudrup and Stoichkov but Messi is the best I’ve seen”

Eidur Gudjohnsen (ex-Chelsea, Barcelona) – “Messi’s control is the best I have ever seen, it is truly breathtaking.”

Krankl (ex-Barcelona) - “Messi is the world’s number 1. Cruyff was my youth idol, him and Messi are the best players I saw in my life.”

Rafael van der Vaart (Ex Tottenham) - “Best football player I played against? I think Messi. He killed us.”

Ivan Helguera (ex-Real Madrid) - “For me, Messi is the best player in history”

Joan Laporta (Ex President, Barcelona) – “Messi is the best player in the world right now and the best ever. Together with Cruyff and Maradona, he’s the best we’ve seen at the club.”

Klaas jan Huntelaar (Schalke) - “Who’s better, Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi. Ronaldo is good, but Messi is ten times better.”

Sergio Aguero (Manchester City) – “Messi won 3 Ballons d’Or and is competing for another one. He will be the best player in the world until he retires.”

Antonio Cassano (Ex AC Milan) – “Messi is the best player in the history of football, and that’s why I prefer Barça over Real Madrid.”

Arda Turan (Atléti, Ex Galatasaray,) - “Messi or Ronaldo best player in the world? In the world, I would say Ronaldo. Messi is from another planet.”

Sandro Rosell (Ex President, Barcelona) - “I think Barca will never have a player like Messi again. Messi’s greatness is present on and off the field of play.”

Roy Keane (Ex Manchester United) – “I was a big fan of Maradona growing up and of the current crop Ronaldo is good but Messi is the best I’ve ever seen. I don’t dish out praise lightly but Messi deserves it. I look for weaknesses in his game and I can’t find them.”

Bacary Sagna (Ex Arsenal) – “Best Player I played against? Messi, when he plays wide. He is the best in the world. Football seems easy when he plays it”

Javier Mascherano (Barcelona) – “Although he may not be human, it’s good that Messi still thinks he is. Messi plays some another sport.”

Fabio Capello (Ex Coach, Juventus) -“In my entire life I have never seen a player of such quality and personality at such a young age, particularly wearing the ‘heavy’ shirt of one of the world’s great clubs.”

Raúl Gonzáles (Ex Real Madrid) – “The other day I saw one of his games. He was running with the ball at a hundred percent full speed, I don’t know how many touches he took, maybe five or six, but the ball was glued to his foot. It’s practically impossible!”

Gerard Pique (Barcelona) -“It doesn’t matter where Messi plays, if it’s cold or hot, he always proves that he’s the best.”

Marcello Lippi (Ex Coach, Italy) - “The best? Messi”

Antonio Cassano (Ex AC Milan) – “Ronaldinho is better than Cristiano Ronaldo, but neither are as good as Leo Messi.”

Fernando Gago (Ex Real Madrid) - “For me, the best in the world is Messi because of the way he plays, moves with the ball and changes matches, Messi has incredible ability and I love the way that he plays.”

Theirry Henry (Ex Arsenal, Barcelona) - “I have the possibility to watch Messi in training each morning, and because of what he demonstrates he is the best player in the world”

Arjen Robben (Ex Real Madrid) - “Messi is on another planet.”

Xavi Hernández (Barcelona) – “If he continues like this then I think Messi will be the best player in the history of football,”

Sir Alex Ferguson (Ex Coach, Manchester United) - “Critics have always questioned whether players like Pele from the 50s could play today. Lionel Messi could play in the 1950s and the present day, as could Di Stefano, Pele, Maradona, Cruyff because they are all great players. Lionel Messi without question fits into that category.”

Paulo Maldini (Ex AC Milan) - “When I see Lionel Messi playing, I think he should win it (Ballon d’or) every year. I have no doubt. He is an unbelievable player”

Pep Guardiola (Ex Coach, Barcelona) – “It has been an honour to be the coach of the best player (Messi) I have ever seen and probably the best I will see”

Ryan Giggs (Ex Manchester United) - “He is probably the best player of the last 20 years. He is such a slippery player. Because of his height and quickness he is difficult to pin down and his balance is exceptional.”

Manuel Pellegrini (Ex Coach, Villarreal) – ”I don’t know the parameters for the Ballon d’Or. I only know that Messi deserves to win every trophy”

Marco van Basten (Ex AC Milan) – “There is no doubt about it, Messi’s clearly the best player in the world. He’s a phenomenon who has already won everything, but is still hungry for more. His humbleness only makes him greater”

John Terry (Chelsea) - “For me, Lionel Messi is quite clearly the best player ever. It’s a pleasure to put myself against him and when I finish my career it’s something I can look back on and know I’ve tested myself against the very best.”

Vicente Del Bosque (Coach, Spain) - “Messi or Ronaldo? I prefer Messi because he is more of a street player.”

Zinedine Zidane (Ex France, Real Madrid) – “Messi makes the difference most of the time. In particular, he is always going forwards. He never passes the ball backwards or sideways. He has only one idea, to run towards the goal.So as a football fan, just enjoy the show.”

Filipe Scolari (Ex Coach, Portugal) – “The only bad thing about Ronaldo’s life is Messi. If it was not for him, Ronaldo would be the best player in the world for five years in a row.”

Robin Dutt (former Coach Bayer Leverkusen) - “You won’t see anyone else like Messi. People said that Di Stefano, Maradona and Cruyff were the best when they were playing. And now it is the same for Messi. He is on the throne and it is down to him how long he stays there.”

Jack Wilshere (Arsenal) – “Ronaldo is good but I am #TeamMessi all day everyday! Everyone is allowed 1 bad game in 300 right?”

Radamel Falcao (Athletico Madrid) – “Is Messi a real player or a Play Station character?”

Neymar (Brazil, Barcelona) – “It is very simple, Messi is the best in the world, and if you give him a little bit of space, he can do whatever he wants.”

Gheorghe Hagi (ex-Madrid -Barcelona) – “Messi or Cristiano? Cristiano Ronaldo is very good, but I prefer Messi. He’s incredible.”

Joey Barton (Queens Park Rangers) – “Messi is the best that’s played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.”

Sid Lowe (Editor, Guardian) - “To compare Lionel Messi to anybody else is unfair on them”

Jorde Valdano (Ex Real Madrid) - “I believe that we have the first genius of the 21st century, Leo Messi.”

Michael Owen (Ex Liverpool) - “I can’t believe anyone can have played the game of football as well as Messi.”

Franz Beckenbauer (Ex Germany) - “Messi is a genius. He has everything. When I watch him, I see a player who is very, very, skilful, very clever and his left foot is like Diego Maradona’s.”

Manuel Almunia (Arsenal) - “Messi is very skilful and can do whatever he wants at any moment. He’s the best player in the world.”

Ronaldo (Brazil) – “There is no doubt that Messi is the best player in the world.”

Hristo Stoichkov (Ex Barcelona) – “Once they said they can only stop me with a pistol but today you need a machine gun to stop Messi.”

Romario (Ex Brazil) – “Messi has all the conditions to be the best.”

Oliver Kahn (Ex Germany) – “Messi is undoubtedly a gifted footballer, like Maradona and Pele, and he’s playing for the best club side in the world at the moment. He’s successful and he’s winning trophies, so it’s only logical that he’ll be voted the best player in the world.”

Thiago Silva (Brazil) - “Messi is a special player, certainly the best attacker I’ve played against to date, but I think comparing players from different generations is difficult. All I know is that he’s spectacular and already is definitely among the best ever.”

Michel Platini (President, UEFA) - “Messi is the great player of this generation, like there were great players in other generations.”

Alessandro Pato (Brazil) – “When Messi plays, he is the best.”

Ander Herrera (Athletic Bilbao) - “I’m not sure Messi is a human.”

Ganso (Brazil) - “Without doubt he is on another planet, because he does things others can’t.”

Luis Figo (Ex Portugal) – “For me, to watch Messi play is a pleasure – it’s like having an orgasm – it’s an incredible pleasure.”

Thiago Alacantara (Barcelona) - “We can give him the ball and we can stand back and watch him. People often say to me they saw Pele and Maradona play. In the future, I will be able to say I saw Messi play.”

Ruud Gullit (Ex Netherlands) - “He is already the best in the world. He is an exceptional talent. I still think Diego Maradona is the best player I have ever seen, but Messi is closing in fast. He’s a wonderful sight in full flight and we are lucky to have him around.”

Luis Figo (Ex Inter) - “Player I would like to sign for Internazionale? It’s easy, the strongest in Europe at the moment is Lionel Messi, so I would say him. Messi has amazing qualities, he is the best of all, number one. That is unquestiionable.”

Johan Cruyff (Ex Barcelona) – “For the world of football, Messi is a treasure because he is role model for children around the world.”

Maxi Rodriguez (Ex Liverpool) - “There is no doubt, you’re from another galaxy. Thanks Leo”

Demba Ba (Newcastle United) - “Is Messi a human being?????”

John Heitinga (Everton) - “Mejores jugador del Mundo Messi! Best player in the World!”

Gary Linekar (Ex England) - “Fella’s a genius! Best ever by a distance in my life time! Never really saw Pelé. Wait til he grows up! Souness, Gullit, Venables and now Rooney agree Messi is the best they have seen. He plays a game to which we are not familiar.”

Eden Hazard (Chelsea) – “Is Messi the best player of all times?”

Mano Meneses (Ex Coach, Brazil) – “Messi? We will play against the best in the world.”

Johan Cruyff (Ex Barcelona) – “Messi will be the player to win the most Ballons d’Or in history. He will win five, six,seven. He is incomparable. He’s in a different league.”

Rio Ferdinand (Ex Manchester United) - “Who were the best players I had ever played against? Raul,Messi, Zidane.”

Zlatan Ibrahimovic (PSG) : “Messi is more naturally gifted than Ronaldo. Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot, Then we would have serious problems!”

Rivaldo (Ex Brazil) – “Between Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi, I go with Messi. For me he is the best in the World.”

Kobe Bryant (LA Lakers) - “I wear Number 10 Jersey for the US National Team in honor of the Greatest athlete i have ever seen, Messi.”

Miguel Angel Lotina (Ex Coach, Deportivo) – “Comparing Cristiano to Messi is an exercise of ignorance in football. Messi is Messi and others, footballers.”

Radomir Antic (Coach, Serbia) - “Messi is the Mozart of football.”

John Carlin (Journalist, Argentina) – “Messi is much more than being clever. He is a genius who reserves all his expressiveness for football.”

Mario Balotelli (Ex Manchester City) - “There’s only one that is a little stronger than me: Messi. All the othersare behind me.”

Massimo Moratti (President, Inter Milan) - “Messi is the only player for whom I would go crazy.”

Antonio Lobo Antunes (Writer, Portugal) - “There are 3 or 4 important things in life: Books, Friends, Women……and Messi.”

Mario Gomez (Bayern Munich) – “I am not crazy enough to compare myself with Messi because he is the best there ever was and the best there will ever be.”

Jürgen Klopp (Coach, Dortmund) - “Messi is the Best. There must be life out there somewhere, on some other planet. Because he is too good and we are just too bad for him.”

Ray Hudson (Commentator) - “They tell me that all men are equal in God’s eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words. ”

2014/2015 edition

Gianluigi Buffon - ‘’Messi is an alien, that dedicates himself to playing with humans.’’

Tata Martino - “He sees passes that most people can only see whilst watching the game on TV, not ones that you can normally see on the pitch.”

Carles Puyol - ‘’This Barca will be remembered as Messi’s Barca. He’s well above anything else I’ve ever seen. He’s an alien and better than four years ago because he reads the game better. He’s unstoppable’’

Raúl - ‘’I was lucky enough to play with Zidane, Ronaldo, Figo, Cristiano… but Messi is different; he makes everything look so easy, so effortless – even the impossible.’’

Henk Ten Cate - ‘’It’s too bizarre for words to see how good and consistent Messi has played. Of course he scored all these great goals, but in the end he has always served the team interests.  I can hardly imagine what’s coming for him next. At least he is so intelligent that he is also of tremendous value as a playmaker. You see in everything he does that he is not individualistic, and is happy when another score.’’

César Luis Menotti - ’What Messi does is terrifying. It’s indescribable magic. You can’t analyze it’’’

Gary Lineker - ‘’I never ever thought I would say that there was a better player than Maradona since he was in my time and I was in awe of him, but I honestly think for a number of reasons that Messi has surpassed him. He can do anything that Maradona did, and he does it more frequently and consistently.’’

Cerezo (president Atletico) - I’ve seen amazing players, but Messi is unique. Special. He’s a global player, he defines this sport’’

Alessandro Del Piero - ‘’Messi is the number one. He has talent, instinct, passion and magic. He is part of football heritage and we’re so lucky that he’s living in our time and that we can enjoy watching him.’’

Jamie Carragher - His achievements over the last decade have been so breathtaking that you could say he has outstripped those who have gone before — and it is quite possible we will never see them bettered

Graham Hunter - That’s how I like to think of it. It’s not Messi running toward a yawning goal net thinking “must score, must score.” It’s the entire history of football, the gods of football drawing him magnetically to the net with one refrain in their celestial minds: “This is the guy we invented football for … this is the man we want to dominate the history of goal scoring for all time.”

Juan Bernat - ‘’Messi is the best player in history. Anyone who understands football, even a little, thinks the same.’’

Mario Götze - ‘’He’s achieved so many great things and set the bar so high that practically nobody is ever going to reach it.’’

Javier Mascherano - ‘’I am too much ‘Messisist’ to compare his performances’’

Escribá (Elche coach) - ‘’ve never seen another player like Messi and I don’t think I ever will. It will be hard to imagine another player like him. I’ve seen Maradona and Cruyff play and Messi is better than both of them.’’

Angel di Maria - ‘’Having him as a rival is complicated. You see game after game that it is impossible to take the ball off him, impossible to stop him. There are no words to decribe his talent.’’

Diego Simeone - ‘’Messi alone is more dangerous than Real Madrid’s attacking trio Ronaldo, Benzema and Bale.’’

Franz Beckenbauer - ‘’We should not compare humans to God, but Messi is a godly player.’’

Paul Scholes - ‘’Let me tell you what it is like playing against Messi. You are up against a footballer who can take the ball either side of you, and you have no idea which side that might be from any hint about his body-shape. Unfortunately, there is also a third way that he might go past you – the worst of the lot – and that is through you, as Fernandinho and James Milner discovered to their cost.’’

Gary Lineker - ‘’Messi is indisputably the greatest player ever to don a pair of football boots. Don’t even attempt to argue the point.’’

awkward conversation starters - blindspot edition:


“There was this one time, my wife’s brother sold our best friends into slavery to an enemy state. But it’s ok. We got them back. Eventually.”

“Once, my now husband handed me over to the CIA and I was tortured for three months in a black site.”

“A while back, I helped my best friend cover up the murder of his ex-football coach and then he got into drugs so I reported him to our boss.”

“I don’t know if you’ve heard, but for a few months I pretended to be my husband’s dead childhood friend.”

“I have the worst luck with guys… this one boyfriend got his throat slit by a Russian spy and the other one turned out to be a terrorist who blew himself up right in front of me.”

“I once sold out both my coworker and my boss because I had this small gambling addiction, but it’s all good now… except my boss got arrested, as a result, and then killed.”

“I once dated this guy who tried to erase my memory so I killed him… but then a few months later I erased my brother’s memory and when he found out he tried to kill me.”

“Everyone at work stares at naked pictures of me all day.”

“I once suggested a threesome to this woman and her husband who I had just met and now I work with her and her husband.”

“Before working for the FBI? I helped my mother run the family business… a small terrorist organization fondly referred to as Sandstorm by the authorities.”

I have no complaints about Margzetta not making the world’s team - she’s not one of the stronger U.S. gymnasts at the moment - BUT I’m glad she’s proving herself as a legitimate elite athlete with a lot to offer a national gymnastics program after her (abusive) ex-coach told her she wasn’t cut out for elite. Even if World Championship-level competition likely isn’t in her gymnastics future, it’s been a pleasure to watch her train crazy skills on social media and refine and upgrade her routines.

Yuzuru Hanyu: Kenji’s Room cute moments

——“Yuzu: What is my favorite motto? “Try never to lose your initial enthusiasm.”

Kenji: Sounds good.

Yuzu: My ex-coach Nanami Abe told me this saying. When I landed a 3A for the first time, she bought me iPod. I found “AAA” engraved on it. It means “triple axel”. She gave me that words with iPod. “Try never to lose your initial enthusiasm.” I think the meaning is “You must keep on doing your best, even if you can land 3A or quads. Do not be satisfied with that. You must not be boastful.” I still treasure her words now. This words is always with me.”

——Yuzu was asked what the biggest blooper in his life was but he really didn’t answer the question. 

“Yuzu: What will I do 10 years from now? What will I do…

Kenji: You will be 30.

Yuzu: I will be enough old! I will be “OJISAN” (OJISAN means a middle-aged person)

Kenji: Hey! What did you say? The OJISAN is sitting next to you! It’s me!

Yuzu: Shoot! Haha. I made the biggest blooper in my life now.”

——“Yuzu: What is the feast for me? Ummmm if I answer to this question frankly, I would be a bit embarrassed and some people say it’s not a kind of feast but I dare to say it’s my mother’s home cooking.

Kenji: Wow, I’m embarrassed to hear that!

Yuzu: But I really think so. I think for me the feast is not always an elaborate dish. For me, the feast is the food which she makes for me thinking much of my health. She always cooks for me thinking about the nutrition to get rid of everyday fatigue and stress. I love to eat such food. I’m not interested in eating so much. She really know that. She knows my favorite taste and how I feel easy to eat. So my mother’s cooking is the feast for me!”

——“Kenji: And I have another surprise. I heard you are a fan of “Hiroshima Carp” (Japanese baseball team). Look at this.

Yuzu: Wow! This is great!

Kenji: This is Kenta Maeda’s uniform with his autograph.

Yuzu: I wonder if you have another surprise? For example, Maeken-san (Kenta Maeda’s nick name) will enter this room?

Kenji: No…. sorry, someone who looked like him came here before. Haha. Try it on?

Yuzu: I’m super happy!”

——“Kenji: Looking back all, what is the most impressive competition for you?

Yuzu: People might imagine that must be the Olympics… but I say “No.”. Let me see…. In the good meaning, I think the first National Novice Championship was most impressive.

Kenji: Why?

Yuzu: I was so excited because it was the first time for me to compete in the National Novice Championship. I was not nervous at all. Just excited. I enjoyed competing in the competition. Really enjoyed. At that time, I trained a lot. I felt I didn’t make a goof at all. I was a 4th grade elementary student, but I thought I could definitely win. At that time the scoring system was 6.0 system. I remember the grade more than 5.00 was that of the senior skaters who competed in the World Championship. But a judge gave me 5.2 at that time. I was really happy.

Kenji: Yes, you were great at that age to get 5.2 points.

Yuzu: I was surprised at myself and thought I could compete with senior skaters at the World Championship. I was an elementary school student at that time.,, haha.”

anonymous asked:

Prompt: Whenever Viktor says/does something that Yuuri doesn't like (ex: goes overboard with coaching comments at the rink), Yuuri would purposefully press his index finger to that one spot and say "Oh Vitya, it really does seem to be getting thinner~". It never fails to get Viktor every time. (Viktor, who has melted into a despairing puddle: "Yuuuuuuuurrriiiiiiiiii :(((") ~ ISA (petty Yuuri is life + I just LOVE the idea of them getting so comfortable with each other?? Like?? Heck me upp)

“Looks like it’s getting thinner.”

“Yuuri,” Victor warns, but his smile betrays his serious demeanor, and Yuuri giggles, burying his face in Victor’s shoulder and wrapping both arms around his waist. “You’re a tease.”

“And you’re easy to tease,” he replies without missing a beat. Then, he gets up on his tippy toes and kisses the top of Victor’s head, which Victor bows to give him better access. “You know I love your hair. No matter how thin.”

Victor grabs at Yuuri’s sides and Yuuri squeals, ticklish. Victor brings him closer until their hips are touching. “Yeah?”

“Yeah,” Yuuri answers, smiling. He kisses Victor’s forehead. “And your forehead. No matter how big.”

“Yuuri,” Victor complains, and starts to sink. This time, though, his arms are still around Yuuri, who is slowly being pulled towards the ground. Yuuri tries to escape his grasp but eventually falls on top of him, locked in by Victor’s arms and mercilessly tickled until he takes back every playful insult he has ever so much as whispered.

pls consider a great comet figure skating au, like

natasha is a young but very talented figure skater, sonya is her practice partner, fellow skater, and friend and their coach is ex-champion skater marya d. pierre is like press or a judge or a sponsor, like someone involved in skating but not a skater because he can’t skate to save his life

i’m thinking at some point natasha and pierre meet and become friends and natasha tries to teach him to skate and he’s all ‘natasha, natasha no i can’t. tasha i’m clumsy’, so it ends up with her skating backwards and leading him by the hands around the rink 

also imagine natasha meets pierre first, so when anatole, a rival skater, tries to hit on her, she’s like, polite but distant, and she sees pierre on the edge of the rink and is like ‘oh i gotta go buh-bye’ and skates off to go see pierre

Are ladies allowed to do quads in competition, or do they just not do them to prevent he risk of hurting themselves?

They are allowed to do quads in competition. Miki Ando is the only woman to have landed a ratified quad (salchow) in competition, and other skaters such as Surya Bonaly have attempted quads in competition. Attempts are very rare, though. A few ladies are practicing quads right now but it’s been many years since anyone has attempted one in competition. As quads are very difficult, and there’s really no precedent of any skater having a consistent quad in the ladies’ field, most ladies simply don’t want to spend time practicing such a risky element.

Do you know where there is a list of the skating order for the exhibition? Is this publicly available?

Here.

goodt: re: the question about johnny’s poker face ex. my coaches always referred to the thing he does as a johnny slide.

I think there’s no commonly-agreed-upon name for it? But many people do associate it with Johnny.

I feel like you’ve answered this before, but I can’t find it. So, I know skaters can get small deductions for inappropriate costumes (that are “overly garish” or something?)… If a lady were to wear black skates or a man wore white skates, could that be a reason for a deduction?

Highly unlikely. Costume deductions are usually applied when part of a costume falls off or if the costume gives the appearance of “excessive nudity”.

hi just wanted to ask if you knew if evgenia has any nicknames?? like ppl call yuzuru ‘yuzu’ etc etc but i think russian nicknames don’t work like that?

Many people call her Zhenya, which is the diminutive form of “Evgenia” in Russian.

Hi! I’ve noticed that ladie’s tights are usually darker than their actual skin color. Is this on purpose?

Many skaters’ skin tones are darker during the summer, when they get costumes made, and lighter during the winter, when they compete, so that’s often a reason for mismatched illusion mesh on costumes. Same thing applies to tights, though a lot of skaters don’t pay that much attention to the color of their tights anyway. And sometimes skaters just can’t find the right color mesh or can’t afford it.

For one of my Followers

I am writing this experience for one of my followers who has never experience a BBC and was asking me about it. Let me give you some back ground first he is my ex-softball coach 6'5" around 260 shaved head, lifts weights and runs 3 miles a day so still very fit and still coach softball, I also try to hook up with him at least a couple of times a month (when he isn’t doing other white girls *LOL*. Well enough of that so on to the other night.

I arrived at his house around 8pm only had on pair of jogging shorts and bikini top because knew would not be dressed for long, I let myself in (he had given me a key) he was in living room watching TV and believe it or not talking to one of his followers on tumblr. So standing in front of him took off my top slowly slide shorts down off my hips and stood there nude my pussy already moist, he looked at me smiled and went back to his conversation so being the good little slut I stood in front of him reached down spread his legs apart sunk to my knees between his legs reached up placed my hands on his crotch and rubbed it looking at him as he continued to type to whoever he was talking to, then leaned down rubbing my face on his crotch moving my hands to the waist band of his jogging shorts standing up and tugged then down (he did lift up) and off freeing that big beautiful black cock. I spread his legs again again sunk to my knees between them, took his black cock in my hand loving the feel and heaviness in it. Slowly stroking it sticking out my tongue running it over the head under the crown covering it with my tongue, and kisses holding onto shaft rubbing it all over face, feeling the precum touch my skin, this finally got his attention and he finished the conversation and looked down at me smiling. Then holding that massive cock in both hands I started to bathe it with my tongue licking all over it up and down the length of it, cupping his big black balls in a hand while just barely getting other one around him stroking my tongue and lips working all over that wonderful black cock. Mouth now going to his head licking kissing surrounding it with my lips sucking on head then down on the shaft, up, down slowly taking it further and further into my mouth and throat still cupping and playing with his balls. His cock in my mouth moving up down on it slowly then faster and faster then slow then fast humming on it when deep sucking on it when just head in mouth then popping out of mouth rubbing over face then back into mouth moaning on it my pussy getting wetter and wetter as my slut mouth sucks on this wonderful big black cock. This white blonde slut worshiping that big black cock with my tongue and mouth. Keeping this up my mouth fucking that cock up down humming sucking until I hear him start to grown then my mouth takes as much of that cock into my mouth as he shot load after load into my mouth this slut swallowing as much as I can some leaking out corner of mouth. Then pulling out of mouth hands start pumping his black cock as more and more cum hits my face and tits looking up at him smiles he smiles down at me takes his cock and rubs it over face. Then taking cum rubbing it all into my skin. He then stood up picked me up throw me over his shoulder and carried me to bedroom where fun continued. Which if a lot of request I will continue.

Love and Kisses
Melissa

Today, I feel something like a mad rage inside me. Because we were cheated on.

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge

It is unbearable to what extent the impartial referees, who can not access repetition, slow-down and even mathematical calculations, are publicly put in the pillory. This can and should be prevented in the future.

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge after the DFB Cup Finale 2014 

The referee kicked us out. Real had no chance. Everyone who understands something about football has seen it.

Arturo Vidal

It is justified that they are upset, but I am no longer interested in this at all. 

Thomas Müller after Ribéry’s eye-poke in the Cup Finale 2016 

External elements you all know have eliminated us

Thiago 

Even an experienced player like me had that tingling in the belly. Worthy of discussion, but okay. 

Thomas Müller on a wrongly given penalty against Augsburg

You can lose, you can win. But when a game is decided by wrong decisions by a referee, that’s madness in my view.

Arjen Robben

I have seen clearer situations in my life than these. But the assistant has informed the referee. I do not like to win with this situation. But sometimes something like this happens …

Ex Bayern coach Pep Guardiola on a wrongly given penalty against Augsburg 

This can happen sometimes in football, but not a series of mistakes. It can not be that such mistakes decide a Champions League quarter-finals.

Carlo Ancelotti

With the decision, the referee was wrong, unfortunately. We are not known for blatant dives. This is not necessarily what FC Bayern wants. I think you should not overstrain the topic. 

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge on Arturo Vidal’s dive against BVB in the DFB Cup Finale 2016

1 year of hard work. Thank you, bravoooo

Franck Ribéry on instagram


What is outrageous in our view are the statements of Mr. Verbeek. You don’t discredit Arjen Robben like that as an opposing coach - also attacking him as a person. This is a matter of style.

Ex FCB sports manager Matthias Sammer after a dive from Robben in the DFB Cup against Bochum

anonymous asked:

Why some people hate Cristiano? Yes, he is a very competitive player, but that is good mentality since football is a competition. He gives money to charity. People close to him love him and admire him. He treats his mom with respect and he is a good father. His teammates and coaches talk well of him, even ex coaches and ex teammates. He is not fake, and he is someone that shows easily his emotions, which is not a bad thing. So why people always try to bring him down? I just don't understand.

Well you know…some people simply can’t deal with so much honesty and openness. They would like to see him be more fake or hypocritical or “humble”, just to convey a certain image. But that’s simply not what Cristiano is about. He’s self-confident and he has no problem in admitting that. He knows what he’s capable of and what his talents are and he’s proud of that. He is the way he is and shows exactly that to people whether they like ot or not and certain people simply can’t handle so much sincerity, so they’re just mad at him or continously talking shit about him… What really makes me love him even more in all of this though, is the fact that he doesn’t even care about those people and just continues to be his sincere and badass self despite everything! 😎✋

Originally posted by behindthezenes

anonymous asked:

Have you seen the article about the former Quinnipiac whcky coach? It's awful that even when reported, nothing happened until another team and parents saw what was happening.

I didn’t actually hear anything about this and I looked it up…yikes. All of it is so awful. 

I found an article about it. Here are some of the most notable parts, although I’d recommend reading all of it. Warning for abuse, both verbal and physical. 

Former Clarkson players accuse ex-Quinnipiac coach Rick Seeley of abuse

“There was times where he would take a helmet and throw it in the locker room, punch the chalkboard, slam the door screaming in your face,” Courtney Bills said.

“I remember one time, I lifted my leg when a slap shot was coming at me,” she said. “And I got to the bench and he grabbed me by the jersey…and said ‘If you do that one more time, I’m going to f—ing cut your legs off.’”

Jillian Nolan-Staley, then known as Jillian Nolan, said Seeley would skate the players until they “puked” before or after games.

Nolan-Staley said many brought their concerns to their assistants, but little came from it.

David Bills was made aware of the alleged incidents by his daughter midway through the 2003-2004 season. In 2005, he penned a seven-page letter to another parent with a daughter on the team. The letter contains handwritten accusations from a year and a half prior of verbal, physical and mental abuse gathered after speaking with “at least” eight Clarkson players, including his daughter, Nolan-Staley and O’Hara. He said he took the notes directly to President Anthony G. Collins and other administrators.

The notes also detail the mental abuse Seeley allegedly inflicted on the players. One mentions they were afraid he would hit them, while another claims she was afraid to fall asleep without another girl on the team physically in bed with her so she could close her eyes. Another said Seeley made her want to “drink to forget” all the bad times.

They also say Seeley informed his players not to tell their parents what went on in the locker room, because he said it was none of their business. The women who spoke up were then isolated from the rest of the team.“It was definitely swept under the rug and not really dealt with,” she said. “We were definitely made examples of after that, because he knew we had come forward about him to the school, so he was not happy.”

After some time had passed, David contacted Clarkson administration in February of 2004 once more to find out what sort of discipline had been taken on Seeley. He received a letter from Collins two weeks later, confirming the university would review the situation. He noted “appropriate actions” had been taken, and wished to move forward from the incident. Collins also promised to notify David of the outcome of the review.

Eleven years later, David said neither Collins nor the university have contacted him. David said he had heard Seeley was ordered to anger management, which gave him temporary peace of mind, though said little changed with the coach’s demeanor during the remainder of his daughter’s tenure at the school.

Courtney believes it was fear of consequences that prevented many of the former players from speaking up at the time. “When we tried to do something about it, everyone was so scared. When you’re just 18, 19 years old, you just shut your mouth,” she said.

So basically nothing was done. At all, both at Quinnipiac and Clarkson. Keep in mind these are people who are as young as 18/19. I’m beyond words right now.

YOI Ep. 6-7: Internet vs. Skating Fans (via GoldenSkate Forums)
  • Internet: omg they kiseed!
  • GS: but how did Yuri lose 20 point advantage over Pitchit when he had 3 quads?
  • Internet: Phichit's such a troll
  • GS: why Thailand if he was based on Michael Christian Martinez?
  • Internet: Giacometti's a$$ got all the animation budget
  • GS: but how was he fifth with that content?
  • Internet: cool music
  • GS: the presentation wasn't so different, what were the PCS?
  • Internet: they slept in one bed, so cute
  • GS: they had an Audi like in the real CoC!
  • Internet: Georgi's so emo Evanescence should Wake Him Up, also Elsa
  • GS: but how did he drop to fourth???
  • Internet: Is Yuri's ex-coach kind of a villain now?
  • GS: Is Yuri's ex-coach Camerlengo?
  • Internet: we want Yurio back
  • GS: *GP math* they both should get into the GPF
  • Internet: Young Victor is the most beautiful anime character ever
  • GS: Johnny Weir!
  • Internet: pretty!
  • GS: I think that was 3A-1lo-3F combo
  • Internet: lolz
  • GS: PROTOCOLS!!!!
  • GS: http://www.goldenskate.com/forum/showthread.php?58994-Figure-Skating-Anime&p=1549360&viewfull=1#post1549360