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Math Love Triangles (2016) | Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend (1949)

What’s a girl to do when she’s stuck between men
It’s like she’s a Barbie with two perfect Kens
But wait, it just occurred to me
Maybe I can solve this with geometry
Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle
So professors, teach me the math of love triangles

In the closing arguments during Ted Bundy’s trial, prosecutor, Larry Simpson discusses when the serial killer visited a dance club moments before the tragic Chi Omega Murders:

“In Sherrod’s, Mary Ann Piccano also saw the man. He scared her so bad, she can’t even remember what he looked like. He came up to her, and asked her to dance. What were the words Mary Ann Piccano used to her friend when she went to dance with the man? She said, ‘I think I’m about to dance with an ex-con.’ Ladies and Gentlemen, this man was next door to the Chi Omega sorority house the morning of the murders, and there was something wrong with him.”

Age is But a Number

HenryXReader

Request: Pssst could you do a Henry Winchester x Reader fic? There’s not enough out there omg but maybe he moves into the bunker with the boys and the reader and she’s teaching him about technology and just catching him up on like movies and music and everything that he missed one night and they realize they like each other? Then they kiss but the boys walk in and are super grossed out cause it’s their grandfather but end up being okay with it? Funny fluff much thank *scuttles away*

A/N: Because there’s nothing to combine this with, it’s not that long. But enjoy!

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It’s finished!! Well it was finished, I just added some more stuff, got lazy, drank cold water, than finally decided to post it.

Now this is my C̹̠ĥ̲͚ͭ̒̌̊̎a̺̗̫̦͍ͮͬ̿́̿õ̪͋s̱ͬ!͚̼̜̮̱̤̈́ͮ̌ ̝̤̬̞̪͚̿̂B͔͙̞͕i̘̗ľ͎͉͉ͨ͒l̪̫̮͖̙̺̼̆ for that Chaos! AU I was talking about yesterday! 

Obviously, this looks dull as fuck because it’s just my traditional drawings but hey, might re-draw this digitally soon! Now I just need to do Chaos! Dipper and Mabel A.K.A. the ACTUAL Mess up twins *pushes svtfoe aside*

This is Bill’s alternate form in the Chaos!AU,, yes he has legs … and clothing. I just couldn’t fit anymore sketches because these are actually huge. 

Ladies and gentlemen, my ex-husband. Because I currently hate his fucking guts and the fact that he wasn’t sent back to where he came from. 

Please ignore Bill’s sixth arm omg I died trying to draw that