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"Tales of Xillia" Skit Starter Sentences
  • “For all we know, they could be alive.”
  • “Ewww! I don’t wanna hear anymore!”
  • “That’s so messed up! Don’t say things like that!”
  • “{Character name}, when’d you get so slow?”
  • “Boooring.”
  • “You’ll get him/her/them next time!”
  • “Damn it, {character name}… I can’t believe you had {character name} bad-cop me like that.”
  • “Are you wounded? Let me see.”
  • “Well, well. The legendary tactician brought low by a child.”
  • “And when you’re as old as you are, you complain about everything!”
  • “You know me, always a girl on each arm! And it would be rude to handle each of them differently.”
  • “Ah, relax, relax. Don’t people always say ‘if you have a cute daughter, show her the world’?”
  • “You’re not my mom.”
  • “Hey, {character name}. Why is {character name} always talking about ‘bazongas’?”
  • “It seems you’re ready to take the first steps towards becoming a man.”
  • “Bazongas are the burning fire at the heart of manhood.”
  • “TEACH ME ABOUT BAZONGAS!!!”
  • “I read about this in a book. It’s called ‘puberty’.”
  • “Strange? Strange?! Maybe you should take a peak in a mirror, weirdo!”
  • “The mean spirit lady is calling me rude!”
  • “And I would be most grateful if you would continue to direct-tether with me.”
  • “I knew it! You really are in that kind of relationship!”
  • “Why won’t anyone explain this to me?!”
  • “I’d rather have a cute pet, like a dog or something.”
  • “Cat beats dog any day. You dog types are just emotionally needy.”
  • “You put on fake cat ears and cat tails, saying ‘meow’ after every other word. Absolutely ridiculous.”
  • “True cat lovers admire cats for their independence.”
  • “I always wanted to have a pink rappig.”
  • “You should know my favourite animal by now. It’s you humans, of course.”
  • “Listen! You’re gonna talk, and you’re gonna tell me everything! You have ten seconds!”
  • “You’re committing sexual harassment!”
  • “Didn’t you want to be a doctor? That’s kind of ironic.”
  • “Did you actually take notes while {character name} was talking?”
  • “Too bad they didn’t eat {character name} the traitor!”
  • “Gyahhhhhh! I was right to be afraid!”
  • “Huh. For a monster, it’s quite the chef.”
  • “Oh? You swing both ways?”
  • “That’s not what I meant.”
  • “Well, I had a friend I trained with who used to shout ‘sparring time’ and attack me out of the blue.”
  • “I guess she/he really is into bondage.”
  • “I’m just tired of your lies and innuendos.”
  • “I read it in a book. It was called ‘Men and Women Beneath the Sheets’.”
  • “Now you can grow up and get married like you wanted!”
  • “I’m not really sure. It’s like their energy or enthusiasm.”
  • “What does enthusiasm taste like?”
  • “For example, yours tastes like strawberries!”
  • “But I’m everyone’s number one favourite!”
  • “If we lose, we’ll just have to sacrifice… {character name}’s coat.”
  • “Your cutesy little bubble letters are straight from a little girl’s diary!”
  • “That’s false advertising!”
  • “That sounds painful!”
  • “Yeah, let’s skip the gambling…”