ewww omg

These words turn to rot before I am able to finish them, but I will try my best to let you know that you ruined me, all of me, and left me to burn with the pyre that you burnt to keep me warm, but I survived. I survived, swollen ribs, splintered heart, bloodied fists and all.


And I wish I could tell you that the aching was a beautiful rebirth of some magnificent kind. But there is no beauty to be found in this kind of survival.


That these walls I have constructed around my heart and the fortress I raised of iron and ore to keep you out and all the hurt you’ve caused. And while I have become successfully numb to the aching you’ve left burrowed deep within, in places I never knew healing could reach,


I have also forgotten how to love again, and there is no beauty in slowly relearning how to feel something that I’ve known since birth.

—  “THIS IS NOT A BEAUTIFUL REBIRTH” Nicole Moon
Sf9 When You Kiss Them On The Cheek After Laughing So Hard With Them

*Honestly Idk how you can accidentally kiss someone on the cheek but okay you guys requested xD*

Inseong: Would tried to hide his satisfaction and not really give you a reaction when you pecked him on the cheeks so he would just continue laughing with you, maybe his teeth showing a bit more because he is now one happy fella. Probably casually toss an arm around you know like a smooth criminal

Youngbin: “oh my god” but not really ohmygod verbally but a ‘burst of fireworks in his heart’ omygod. Would giggle and laugh even louder from your kiss and would just slide in a “Your so cute haha!”

Rowoon: inside the best way to describe how he’s feeling is “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALERT ALERRTprobably stop laughing and his face would just turn red, him smiling about the whole situation as he twighlightzones df out. You and everyone else would probably have to wake him up and be like “what are you thinking about, smiling like that?” and hed dramatically wake himself up back onto earth and give another awkward smile like “nothing, what are we talking about againMANimhungryWHO’s HUNGRY?”

Dawon: Unlike Inseong he would not hide his satisfaction, touch his cheek with his hand and look at the members like “yessssssssss YESSSSSS DID YOU SEE THAT?” without actually screaming that of course, but it’s totally written on his face. You’re sitting there clueless but he’s the happiest man in the world right now, the members probably laughing and snickering among themselves because of him. 

Jaeyoon: “Y/N!! You kissed me!” “yeah.sorry, I was in the moment..” “NO!!-DONT BE SORRY. ACTUALLY THANK YOU. DOES THIS MEAN YOU LIKE ME?- BECAUSE I LIKE YOU.”

Taeyang: Resume to look around, laughing in awe like “did anyone catch that-omg omg.did she just-tell me someone saw that. was that a dream?someone verify for me.”

Hwiyoung: “Ahh noona!!” Would giggle and tease you, acting offended or disgusted but he’s stil obviously smiling the biggest smile ever??? but his headass would still deny till the end of the earth he liked it while keeping a smile on his face.

Zuho: “omg ewww.” but is he really disgusted, is he really or does he want more? You decide

Chani: would smile even brighter, the dork would look you in the eyes and show his teeth, he is a happy chani. Would probably also think that this means you have showed him you like him and he can now verify that the feeling is mutual, alas, allowing himself to now make movesss on you.

Descriptions of the types vs how the ones I’ve met actually are

~INFP~

Description -  INFP personalities are true idealists, always looking for the hint of good in even the worst of people and events, searching for ways to make things better.

~ Real life~

“ I’ve been at this school for four years now and people still always ask me if I’m new, and when I ask why they say I look “ lost and scared and naive””

* singing Renai Circulation* ~~~KAMI-SAMA ARIGATOU-O~~~ UNMEI NO ITAZURA DE- * falls down entire staircase*

“ Wait a sec, just let me put on my Nicolas Cag- coat. Coat.”

* draws Pepes on sticky notes and sticks them on the bottom of all the computer mice at school*

“ What if you woke up and there were thousands of hot guys dressed as pusheen the cat in your room and they were all dancing to Fergalicious in perfect unison”

Cashier- “ This stuffed toy is adorable, isn’t it? Is this for a baby?”

INFP - *sweats*

Once legitimately burst into tears because a bunny was just too cute.

“ ANIME ABOUT LIL’ SPIRITS ARE MAH FETISH”

* forgets name* * walks into glass* * gets best grades in school*

“Even though I need glasses I never wear them. It makes the world look soft and fuzzy, and less intimidating :)”

Very salty that no one knows about Detentionaire ( WATCH IT)

Hides any negative feelings and troubles behind really annoying giggling, Shane Dawson impressions and Harambe memes.

~ INTJ~

Description -” People with the INTJ personality type are imaginative yet decisive, ambitious yet private, amazingly curious, but they do not squander their energy.”

~Real life~

 Every five minutes - “ UGH. PEOPLE ARE JUST SO STUPID. **** this I’m going to the beach”

* Saltily rants about politics*

“You very briefly mentioned the moon landing conspiracy. I’m going to stop what I’m doing immediately and research it for 7 hours to prove you wrong.”

“ I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING” * Doesn’t actually*

* Aggressively makes dad jokes*

* Saltily rants about politics*

* Watches comedians on YouTube for seven hours*

“ It’s isn’t wrong to take your anger out on others! It’s what you should do!”

* Saltily rants about politics*

~INTP~

Description - INTPs pride themselves on their inventiveness and creativity, their unique perspective and vigorous intellect.

~ Real life~

 MMMM LOOOK AT DAT SYMBOWISISM AND CHARACTER WRITING ASSFSHFSFKSLF CINNAMONTOGRIFFY AHREWREGHIEOJSHFDUEHFIEF 

“ Non-Aromantic trash”

HAWT BOYYZZZZ AMIRITE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

* uses calculator to subtract $20 from $300 playing monopoly*

“ Get your love and empathy away from me you creep”

“ omg I’m so cool”

*Quotes My Immortal* 

* Angrily sobs over anime*

* Watching children’s show* “ UGH THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN THIS PEPPA PIG IS FAR SUPERIOR”

~ENFP~

Description -  The ENFP personality is a true free spirit. They are often the life of the party, but unlike Explorers, they are less interested in the sheer excitement and pleasure of the moment than they are in enjoying the social and emotional connections they make with others.

~ Real life~

 * Blasts indie music at 2 am *

“ Look at this funny video!” * Video isn’t funny at all to anyone else, and is often highly disturbing*

“ ASDGADGSGFSJDHKSjKJGGHGHGHG LOOK AT DIS PIC OF MAH BOYFREND HES SO HOT AND KAWAII SUM1 SHOOT MEH * Thrusts blurry and unflattering picture of boyfriend glaring at desk at me*

“ SALT! SALT! SALT! SALT! REGRET! REGRET! REGRET! REGRET!”

“ Let us discuss our feelings and insecurities and futures!”

“ What would you call my aesthetic?”

“ I can’t go to that school it doesn’t fit my aesthetic”

* is a boy* * Is more fashionable and wears more accessories than most girly girls* 

“ IT’S FILTHY FRANK MOTHER******!!!!!!!”

~ESFJ~

Description -  People who share the ESFJ personality type are, for lack of a better word, popular – which makes sense, given that it is also a very common personality type, making up twelve percent of the population.  Later in life, ESFJs continue to enjoy supporting their friends and loved ones, organizing social gatherings and doing their best to make sure everyone is happy.

~Real life~

 *driving* OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THAT GUYS HAIR HE LOOKS TERRIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. THAT GIRL IS SO FAT OMG HAHA SHE’S GONNA DIE LOL UNHEALTHY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING TRASH EWW I BET THEY EAT MCDONALDS EWWW. OMG HES GONNA REGRET THAT TATTOO WHEN HE”S OLDER LOL SERVES HIM RIGHT EWW”

“ Shut up! It isn’t gossiping! It’s true!”

* Tells checkout chick her entire life story.*Said checkout chick looks obviously uncomfortable.* Keeps talking*

Very warm and caring, but I just can’t get over how judgmental you are 

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“ I need you to give me your honest opinion on this dress!”

 “ I don’t really like it, but if you like it why should my opinion matter ? :)” 

* Saltily returns it*

~ENFJ~

Description -ENFJs are natural-born leaders, full of passion and charisma.

~ Real life~

 * In drama class* “ Ok, so I’m Alejandro and you’re Carlos. I’ll do the spanish accent and start screaming at the police. Then you start singing “ They see me rollin’”, and then you throw the baby at them.”

Seventeen times a day:“ Come with me to bathroom!” “ Does my hair look okay?”

“ TeLl mE aBoUt yOur FeEliNGs  ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴ “

Do NOT play musical chairs with this person if you value your life.

~ISFP~

Description - “ ISFP personality types are true artists, but not necessarily in the typical sense where they’re out painting happy little trees. Often enough though, they are perfectly capable of this.”

~ Real life~

* Is literally an artist* ( And an AMAZING ONE)

Really loves listening to terrible rap music.

* Aggressively loves Studio Ghibli*

Note - I don’t know that many real life people’s types, so I’m sorry not all the types are there!

anonymous asked:

@ anon you might think it's "gross" but I hope you get over it one day because it's normal to have a period and completely fine to have sex while being on it. It's actually good if you do. Don't shame people if they do have period sex.

well i wouldn’t necessarily say i hope they get over it. some people think blood is gross, and that’s completely fine. i would never judge a guy or girl on whether or not they’re willing to have sex with me while i’m on my period. i mean i get it, blood is a gross thing, so it’s fine if someone isn’t comfortable with partaking in sex when there is a period involved. i would like to give that anon the benefit of the doubt with their phrasing, in that they meant more of “omg people have sex on their period?” instead of “omg ewww people have sex on their period,” you know? but yeah, period sex is fine, cool, and great, but it’s also completely okay if it’s not your thing. just understand that it’s a completely normal thing that happens

theonlyfeckuser  asked:

Seeing blood in movies: omg ewww blood oh god that is awful too much blood eww Periods: oh hey look im bleeding oh well.

I’m the exact opposite. I can’t get enough of blood and gore in movies but period blood grosses me out.

S3E13 Reaction

Bloody joker card, love it, much clevers.
JEROOOOOOMMMMEEEE
Look at Bruce in the big boy chair uwu
I never found Lee so interesting as a character until she got pissed.
I like this Jerome cult grunt.
ITS ALIIIIIVE!!!
Babs omg shut up Ozzie is looking for his Ed
Why we calling Ed the snake look at this deadly Babs viper
Disco vampire hair lmfao
Guys you should probs listen to Selina okay?
Also her makeup is still fantastic so
Definitely listen to her.
ITS NOT ALIIIIVE!!! D:
Nah not the face man
His beautiful face D:
YOURE NOT JEROME! YOURE NOT JEROME! YOURE NOT JEROME!
Lee you’re examining a corpse shouldn’t you be wearing like, a hair net or something
Your hair is so pretty tho don’t change anything.
Its okay if you end up corrupting evidence girl, your hair still look fly
Omg yes my faceless child rise rise riiiiiise
BABS OMG STOP 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
TABS OMG STOP
OSWALD NOOOOOOOO
He loves Ed so much I’m crying
But that cane knife is legit tho
LMFAO I love Lucius so much
I love all these crazy laughs yesssss
Lee is being so boss lately
Omg girl yes TELL HIM.
JEROME BAE
Where’s my face end me 😂😂😂
This fake Jerome is so annoying can he just not exist anymore kthnxbai
Omg Selina poor baby
Man I had a feeling about that momma.
NYGMA DIES THERE YA GO FOLKS
AS IF
FOOS YOU ARE WALKING RIGHT INTO A RIDDLE TRAP
Also where’s Butch
And where’s Ed
I miss them.
Tabitha looks so happy when she murders.
YES JEROME PLZ GO KILL FAKE JEROME
OMG SELINA BB NUUUU
Why can’t Selina ever be happy
Why can’t anyone ever be happy on Gotham lmao
But ugh finally a power balance between Bruce and Selina! Used to always be Selina being better at everything, so happy with this development.
Don’t fight tho babies, plz just love each other uwu
Jerome killing it
Omg ewww staple face
Oh Oswald poor baby
I mean you deserve it but poor baby
GABE!!!
Ed when Oz gets to you next episode you better be making up with Oz or else 😬💪✊
Yesss Dwight is done good riddance
WHAT THE F-BOOOOOOOOOM
Damn Jerome works fast
ANARCHYYYYYYY

BONUS: omg next episode looks sooooo good.