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19 years later...
  • Ron: So that's little Scorpius.
  • Harry: Yes. He's quite adorable, actually.
  • Ron: How would you know?
  • Harry: He comes to our house a lot... to play with Albus.
  • Ron: He does?
  • Harry: Yeah. Draco usually accompanies him... to play with me.
  • Ron: Draco? Since when do you call him Draco? And what do you mean, 'play'?
  • Harry: Usually Quidditch.
  • Ron: Oh thank god! For a minute there I thought-
  • Harry: We usually do it in the shower afterwards.
  • Ron: WHAT?
  • Harry: *snickering* Ginny always chastises us for being too loud.
  • Ron: *turning to Ginny* How can you be okay with this?
  • Ginny: *shrugs* Who am I to stand in the way of true love?
  • Draco: *walking up to them* Potter!
  • Harry: Malfoy! *starts making out with him passionately*
  • Ron: *just stares*
  • James: Bloody buggar! Dad is making out with Mr. Malfoy... again! Guys, it's been like ten minutes since you last snogged! Get a grip!
  • Albus: Come on, Dad! Not on the platform.
  • Lily: Mum, I think it's time you found a boyfriend, too. Dad seems really happy.
  • Ginny: He really does, doesn't he, honey?
  • Ron: *still staring*
  • Draco: *grabs Harry's arse*
  • Ron: *getting close to a heart attack*
  • Me: *smiling contentedly* All was well.
Whatever happens to Draco
  • Drarry- fans: Yeah, Harry is definitely gonna find out he's gay and end up with Draco.
  • Dramione - fans: Draco will end up with Hermione, after all it's been love all this time.
  • the guys that made Drapple a thing: You know, the apple and Draco, that works just fine. He doesn't need a woman.
  • the realists: I can see Draco and Pansy ending up together.
  • Druna - fans: It'd be the best twist if he ended up with Luna, so JKR is definitely gonna do that.
  • JKR: Yeah, no, we're gonna make him end up with some random girl.
  • Drarry - fans:
  • Dramione - fans:
  • the guys that made Drapple a thing:
  • the realists:
  • Druna - fans:
  • -years later-
  • Film makers: We'll make her dress green so the Drapple - guys will think she's the apple in human form.