Title:The Miseducation of Draco Malfoy Author:magpie_fngrl Rating: NC-17 Word Count: 37,600 Summary: “Instead of laughing about it, Harry, you could use this experience to educate Malfoy in Muggle culture.” “I
have no wish to educate Malfoy in anything,” Harry said, although the
thought of unleashing a confused and annoyed Malfoy in Muggle London
sounded quite entertaining. Or the one where Zacharias
Smith writes a tell-all and Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are assigned
community service in Muggle London.
This story, let me tell you, is fantastic!
Smith has written a tell-all book about Dumbledore’s Army, and in it
suggests that Harry and Draco, well, he suggests that Harry and Draco
had have the hots for each other for ever. Draco is Most
Displeased. So much that he leaves his sort of self-imposed insolation
and goes looking for Zach and punches him in the face, basically.
Harry is called to sort the public disorder but ends up punching Zach
himself as well. And that’s how both Harry and Draco end up assigned in
community service in Muggle London. It’s glorious! At first Draco
is all stand-offish, you know, but they have to be there for three
months so eventually they start talking (oh my god, Harry asks for
advise on breaking up with someone he’s causally seeing, you see) and
soon Draco discovers Cosmopolitan and Coca Cola and he loves it, and they start going out, to the cinema and—well, you should just read it because it’s fucking brilliant. :D