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Just Pretend - Part One

Note: Hey, guys. New mini-series! This is going to hopefully be no more than four parts tops. This was inspired by some requests I had that just fit together. I’m using the concept of the requests instead of the quote prompts themselves…sorry ‘bout that. The actual drabble quotes just didn’t fit Crowley’s character imo…So instead I made a series out of it to try and make up for not using the quotes themselves. Hope this made sense. Enjoy.

Word Count: 2610+

Warnings: Language

Pairing: Crowley x Reader

Summary: Crowley and the reader are fake dating to please Y/N’s mother while they visit the reader’s family to attend her brother’s wedding.

“Yes, mother. I know, I’ll be there.” You sighed, running a hand through your hair.

“You’re gonna need a date. There is no way you are showing up to your brother’s wedding without someone. Do you need me to call that boy from the-”

“Mom, I have a boyfriend.” You interrupted, without realizing what you said.

“Oh, you do? That’s wonderful! What’s his name?” Your mother asked, curiosity seeping through the phone.

At that moment, the King of Hell popped into the room. He was about to say something, when you put your finger up, silencing him.

“Not important. Listen, Mom, I gotta go. I’ll talk to you later, love you. Bye.” You said, hanging up the phone.

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Hunter, Baker, Cherry Pie Maker (Dean imagine)

Will you please do an imagine where the reader is deans girlfriend and one morning she wakes up before everyone else (dean Sam Cas and Kevin) to make dean pie and she’s making it when everyone walks in and gawks at her cause she’s in her underwear and one of deans flannels and deans like damn then is like stop staring and cutely jealous then cute fluff and a little smut when she feeds it to dean please!!!!!

I liked the idea of this imagine, and it was fun to write. Im cringing at the name right now but my buddy (Darylsearnecklace) Highly recommended that i kept it.

I also dedicated this imagine not only to the person who requested it, but this rather confused follower of mine.:

I really want to request something. but I have no idea what omg I usually never have this problem ok ok umm… hmm.. either sam or dean… and.. uh.. you can.. um. I have no idea iM SORRY I TRIED ILYSM

Both of you, and all my other assbutts, ENJOY! X

Itwas a beautiful Sunday morning and you had just woken up from a brilliant nights sleep. Yesterday, you and your boyfriend Dean went on amazing date for the first time in a year or two. You talked and laughed and didn’t mention hunting once. It was a perfect romantic night, and it just rekindled your passion for him, Not that it ever had gone, but you now felt the same as you did in the start of your relationship. Happy, excited, head over heels in love. That kind of thing.

You lay in your bed, on top of your silk sheets and rolled over. You looked at your gorgeous boyfriend who was deep in slumber, and wasn’t going to wake up for at least another hour. You decided that you were going to treat him. You were going to and bake him his favorite thing in the world. Pie.
You climbed out of bed, in nothing but your underwear. It was 6am so you knew Sam or Kevin wouldn’t be awake yet either, so you wouldn’t have to get dressed properly. You grabbed one of dean’s flannel shirts that was lying on the arm chair in the corner of your room. You put it on, and left it open as you knew baking would make you warm.
You tip toed out of your room, not closing the door completely as the bang would wake Dean up. You walked down the hall and into the kitchen. You searched the cupboards and fridge for everything you needed, luckily it was all there. You got everything out and set it on the counter. You then went over to the old cassette player and put in one of dean’s ACDC tapes, and danced away to the music as you baked.
You heard a bang coming from down the hall, and you assumed it was Dean coming out of his room, as he usually woke up before the other boys. Then you heard two more bangs almost spontaneously, shortly after the first one. You looked round the corner and didn’t see anybody, so you carried on. You finished everything, and the pie just needed cooked. You put it on a tray and just as you bent over to put it in the oven you heard someone talking.
“Wow” Kevin whispered loudly to Sam. You looked over to see every one in front of you. Dean, Sam, Kevin and even Cas. Dean jokingly hit Kevin and Sam on the back of the arms.
“Hey. No looking” Dean said pointing to them both. You pulled the shoulder of the shirt up, that had fallen down as you were baking. You took one side and wrapped it around you in an attempt to be more modest.
“Close your eyes Kevin. Sam too. Cas, I don’t even know if you realize what’s going on, but close you eyes as well” Dean walked over to your and wrapped his arms around you. He kissed the top of your head. You looked up at his gorgeous green eyes and grinned.
“I have surprise for you” you giggled
“Yeah? What is it?” He asked. You went on to the top of your toes and kissed his nose.
“It’s in the oven. I’ll go get changed and it shouldn’t be too long” you smiled, then walked away. You were just out of the kitchen when you heard Dean shouting
“Pie? Awesome. Thank you baby!” He called to you as you were walking away.
“My pleasure” you yelled back.
You went into your bedroom and got changed into some more decent clothes and returned to the kitchen. You walked in to Sam and Kevin looking at you strangely, with grins on their faces that looked like they were up to something. They practically just seen your breasts, which is probably why. You jumped up and lightly hit Sam on the back of the head, making his hair go messy.
“Knock it off” you pointed to both of them. Sam rubbed the back of his head and put on his puppy dog face.
“Oh come on, that did not hurt” you said, then looked in the oven to check if the pie was ready yet. When you looked back up Kevin and Sam were still looking at you funny.
“Guys stop it your making me paranoid” you said chucking a tea towel at them. They just chuckled to themselves.
“Fine. No pie” you teased, and their faces suddenly changed. You walked out of the kitchen and they followed.
“You’re right that was pretty fun” Kevin said to Sam.
“Not for me, I got injured” Sam replied
“Well, you knew the risks before you decided to annoy me” you smirked. You went into the living room where Cas and Dean were sitting. Dean put his hand out for you to take it, and sit on his lap. You sat on top of him and kissed his cheek. He turned his head and kissed you on the lips, after a couple of seconds you heard a voice speak up in the room.
“Ew, gross we’re right here” you heard Kevin say. You just smiled, whilst Dean’s lips were still against yours.
“Dean I don’t want to break up y’know….. but we have to leave” Castiel declared. Dean looked at you sadly, not wanting to leave you. 

“Hey, you go. I will be waiting here with your pie when you come back” you reassured.
“you aren’t coming?” Sam asked
“No, ill stay with kevin. Just call me if anything happens” 
you kissed dean once more, and then stood up off his lap so he could leave. 
“Bye guys” you waved at Sam Dean and Castiel as Cas zapped them off somewhere.
The rest if the day Kevin and you talked and played video games when he wasn’t reading the tablets. You were sitting on the couch reading magazines and waiting for Dean, Sam and Cas to get home to get home, When they arrived in the middle of the living room about 10 hours after leaving. 
“Hey. You guys ok?” You asked them all
“Yeah, we had a few bumps and bruises but cas fixed us up” dean told you. 
“Im just going to get a shower” Sam announced
“wheres the pie?” Dean asked you, making you laugh. 
“Go get changed out of those dirty clothes, ill bring some down to the room in a minutes” you smiled at him and he did as you said.
“I am going back to heaven, now” castiel told you
“You sure? Your more than welcome to stay”
“No, its ok. Bye y/n, kevin” he then vanished into thin air.
You went over to the kitchen and cut a massive slice of pie for Dean. You put some cool whip on the side and brought it down to him in your bedroom.
“Dean?” You walked into the room, and couldn’t see him at first. He came out from behind the door and covered your eyes with his hands
“Guess who?” He giggled. You turned around and he wrapped his arms around you.
“Brought you some pie, baby” you smiled
“Aw, my two favorite things in the world”
He looked delighted. You went down and sat on the bed and he did the same. You took the fork and scooped some of the pie up, and brought it to deans mouth.
“That’s amazing y/n” he said, with a mouth full of pie. You smiled at him and fed him more. He took the plate off you and set it on the nightstand. He shimmied closer to you and pressed his lips against yours. He ran his hand along your leg and the other through your hair. You could taste the flavor cherry pie on his tongue.
“Don’t you want to finish your pie?” You asked, breaking away.
“Nah” he pushed you back on the bad so you were lying down, he lay down on top of you and propped himself up with his elbows.
“Id rather have you, babe”

anonymous asked:

Ew you have so many pimples under your lips, nose & forehead, all in a gross red pimply line, please wear makeup constantly bler

No I won’t it’s your t zone, I have acne, it’s also worse because of stress if exams and so on. So actually I’m sorry it’s so offensive to you, I do own a mirror I can see it I choose not to wear foundation when it’s bad unless I go out on an evening. So no thank you bye bye