A new girl at work found out that I’m non-monogamous…
Her: Can I ask you something?
Me: *braces self* Sure!
Her: Have you always been non-monogamous? Do you think people as a whole are inherently monogamous or non-monogamous?
Me: *shocked* What?
Her: *repeats questions*
Me: I’m sorry, I’m just not used to people asking intelligent questions like that. Usually they just want to know if I have regular threesomes.
Her: Ew. Why is that their business?
Me: It’s not. But I guess I’d rather someone ask me questions than make assumptions…. Anyway!