sometimes i remember that phil once said he was ‘practically useless in most ways’ and then i remember that he caught a praying mantis, a centipede and a spider and like dude wtf?? anyone who can catch bugs is extremely useful!!!!
Marvel has confirmed the details of its impending
“Avengers: No Surrender” weekly story that launches in January 2018’s
Avengers #675, and runs for 16 issues, through April 2018’s Avengers
The series will be written jointly by Avengers scribe Mark Waid,
U.S.Avengers writer Al Ewing, and Uncanny Avengers writer Jim Zub, and
will feature the line-ups of all three teams coming together under the
banner of the core Avengers title.
The Earth has been stolen! That’s the kickoff to the
wildest Avengers epic ever put to paper, a widescreen adventure with a
massive cast and an unlimited budget,” said Marvel SVP and Executive
Editor Tom Brevoort in a statement. “Avengers past and present will be
called upon to cope with a threat spanning out of the pages of Marvel
Legacy #1. And like that oversized special, there’s a huge character
return or two along the way that fans have been asking for—and one that
they didn’t even know they wanted!”
Pepe Larazz will draw the first month of “No
Surrender,” followed by Kim Jacinto on month two, and Paco Diaz on month
The artists for the April 2018 issues was not named in Marvel’s
What if s/o saw a spider and immediately asked the guys to get rid of it? ((i cannon s/o is deeply scared of spiders, no matter which type it is))
Edd: Edd would get rid of it right away for you, “no need to bUg out” he isn’t scared of the little buggers “oh come on, he isn’t bUgging anyone” and he can call himself your hero afterwords. “Breaking news on the world wide wEb, another found dead”
Matt: Matt’s Reluctant, he wouldn’t say that he’s necessarily afraid of spiders but he defiantly doesn’t like them. They make him uncomfortable so he’d either ask Edd to get ride of it for him or at the very last resort try and do it himself, very cautiously, with like a broom. Expect lots of screaming and jumping around coming from him if this is the case.
Tom: Haaaa good luck their buddy, I’m sorry to say but Tom is very fearful of spiders. Once the word spider leaves your lips he’s running away, or if he can’t, he’s jumping onto the closest things or person near him while screaming for someone to kill it. There has been a few accusations where Tom has clung to Edd for dear life, because of a tiny house spider.
Tord: Please don’t ask him to get it for you, Tord’s the type of person who would try and shoot it, stab it or set it on fire to kill it, which if you’ve never heard of, it defiantly does not end well. Maybe he’ll get it the first shot but if he does there’s now a bullet or knife hole at where he shot, if he doesn’t get it the first time it’s going to run away and he’ll just have to keep at it, so now there are multiple guns shots and broken things, maybe he’ll accidentally shoot someone, maybe he’ll cause an explosion for shooting a gas pipe, the house might burn down. There are lots of possibilities here, bottom line is do not ask him to get the dang spider.
I assume you start crying when your friends jokingly say they hate you. See, when they say that, they don't actually mean it. The meaning of a word is decided by the intent of the speaker. When Chris says the things he doesn't actually believe them. Nobody is friends with those kinds of people. Do you honestly think Arin and Suzy, two of the most understanding and kind people I've ever seen, would be friends with him if he actually meant everything that he says?
Almost all of them are scared of spiders, especially Edd and Matt. Tom, not so much. But Tord is in denial.
One time, Tord, as Red Leader, claimed he wasn’t afraid of spiders. Later, a smol spider just so happened to crawl into his room. He very calmly called Paul into his office to kill it for him. His reasoning on why he couldn’t kill it himself? He didn’t want to waste his precious time and make his shoe dirty.
In the game MC always needs saving by the RFA, which kind of annoys me because I'm not the sort of person who relies on other people's help. What if the tables were turned and MC was the one saving the RFA (and maybe the minor trio if ya want) from something, whether it's something really small like an insect or something really big, like a house fire? Btw your headcanons are great - and so are you!
This is a great idea!! I personally hate this kind of stereotype in games, so I loved writing this!! I hope it’s what you wanted??Also, thank you so much anon!!! you’re great too ! (⁄ ⁄^⁄ᗨ⁄^⁄ ⁄) -Green
-so, we’re going tame for this guy
-he LITERALLY CALLS YOU and does his sappy I love you and sCREAM s because of a cockroach . He SCrEAMS
-so this will be that kind of scenario
-you two are just chilling at your apartment, on the couch and cuddling. Lots of cute kisses
-A SPIYDER crawls right along your shoulder
-Yoosung is. Dead. He screams in your ear and practically THROWS you off of him
-once you see why ur like “ew gross” and just squash it. With your bear hands.
-Yoosung can’t process it because for One: it’s so great you can kill bugs without crying how do you do that
-Two: EW YOU HAVE SPIDER GUTS ON YOU???
-you chase him around the house with your gross hands
-he hates you he loves u tho
-you’re being hunted by people who want to get seven (cheesy I know, bear with me)
-ok. Okooookookk. Ok.
-SEVEN, BABY. BABY WE GET IT
-you just want to protect Mc, I know. But like. mc can do perfectly fine on their own thank you
-when he straight up ignores you and says it’s for your safety and shit??? AGAIN??? You thought you solved this??
-you’re not okay with that.
-you’ve told him several times you can protect yourself, and he won’t listen!!!! He just keeps working!!!! What’s he working on anyway???!
-you are. Anger.
-so one morning you find Saeyoung asleep and you go into his computer
-you feel terrible for it but you can’t take it anymore ok
-you find out where his enemies are. And you just leave. You left only a note saying you could take care of yourself, packed a bag and took his car.
-by the time Saeyoung wakes up, he’s hella confused because it’s around night
-“ I slept in oh no ” dance ensues
-rushes to his computer, is about to HACK AWAY before he finds your note
-lol he’s crying
-he’s freaking out and calling your name, searching the whole house
-he can’t find you a n y w h e r e
-right when he’s about to leave and look for you, you come in through the door
-you look hella beat up but you’re
-he runs to you and just cries in your shoulder. You have to calm him down and after that you take care of the injuries
-after this FINE little incident, Saeyoung tries to be less protective and so insistent to do things on his own.
-lots of cuddles afterwards
-you two were going out for dinner, just a normal night for insanely rich people and you were laughing, having fun
-you’re at an obscenely expensive restaurant ( because you deserve the best of the best )
-when there’s a gunshot suddenly
-someone shouts to get on the ground and you all hide under tables
-Jumin is. Not okay. You are in DANGEr. He has to DO SOMETHING
-before he can call his guards your on your feet
-OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MC WAIT
-you literally tACKLE THIS FUCKER TO THE GROUND
-you throw the gun out of reach and just start
-mauling this dude
-you’ve never been more attractive in Jumins eyes oh my Goodness
-someone was smart enough to call the police, and you have him knocked up and ready to go like a little present by the time the police get there
-both you and jumin don’t want to be invaded by reporters so you leave ASAP and jumin
-this little boy doesn’t know what to do because GOD YOU WERE HOT but also YOU COULD HAVE DIED
-he won’t let you out of his sights for the rest of the week
-HELL YEAH POWER COUPLE
-She does not underestimate you at all. you both practice your butt kicking stuff together
-whenever a guy does something inappropriate to either of you, the two of you just laugh and then KICK HIS ASS TOGETHER
-You save each other from everything all the time.
-everything is mutual. Jaehee is literally the only one in the group that backs off and let’s you fight your own fights, just lets you know she’s got your BACK BABY
-i love my wife…
-gah…. b r o ,,…
-this guy i n h a l e s stereotypes
-smokes them every morning before work
-”Honey, cook me dinner!!!” “Babe, I’ll do the heavy lifting”
- A G H
-you are prepared. the next chance you get, you’re going to SHOW HIM
-Show him you’re more than his little s/o. you have the p o w e r to kick his ass. just know every time he says a stereotype, you decided to let him live.
-so one day you two are out on a date, right?
-he takes you to a store you like and the two of you split up.
-Zen comes back, wanting to show you an item he think you would like, when he sees a guy stalking up on you
-A L L MEN ARE W O L V ES
-as soon as he sees this guy grope you, he’s about to ROCKET.
-but then you just. do a 180 turn and slap that dick across the face, making him fall on the floor.
-AND YOU CASUALLY JUST KICK HIM IN THE GUT AND WALK OVER AND GIVE HIM A KISS
-he is honestly. so impressed.
-never will he under estimate you again. that was amazing
-so, we all know how V feels the responsibility to take everything in his own hands and have lots and lotsa secrets
-you don’t get too mad when he does this to you, because you’re trying to understand
-but when you learn he’s putting himself in danger to ‘protect’ you, you have a hard time.
-I think instead of saving him from something, because really his only threat was rika and lol she gone now
-you would bring it up with him
-you both would have a very very long chat. I don’t think V wouldn’t not believe you if you said you could easily protect yourself
-he trusts everything that comes out of your mouth 1000%
-oh V oh precious V,,, falls for the pranks too easily you don’t even know if it counts as fun
-It’s just hard for him to accept that he isn’t alone. He doesn’t need to do everything himself.
-oh BOY was this fun to write
-it was the worst thing ever don’t make me do this ever again I cried
-MAJOR ANGST UP AHEAD LOLOLOL
-after the Mint Eye, it took Saeran a long. long time to even think about a relationship. which is completely reasonable.
-And let’s face it, Saeran is obviously not the perfect partner.
-none of the RFA members are, they all need help please help them
-The only thing that threatened you in your relationship was Saeran.
-he would randomly get triggered and start screaming and throwing items
-you both had been together long enough to learn how to deal with these situations, but he had caught you off guard one day.
-you were coming into the living room with some healthy snacks, for both Saeyoung and Saeran because. These kids need a mom
-When you walked in Saeran was pinning Saeyoung to the ground and choking him
-and of course Saeyoung wasn’t fighting back. he was most likely thinking he deserved this somehow.
-you quickly dropped everything in your hands and dashed towards him
-you threw him off of Saeyoung, and you tried to get Saeyoung to run out of the room because he wasn’t a good help during these moments of PTSD for Saeran
-but he was just. frozen on the ground.
-Saeran tried to attack him again and you had to smack the vase he somehow got out of his hand, making it shatter on the floor.
-he decides to attack you after that and suddenly the both of you are rolling around on the floor, scratching and biting
-finally you muster up your strength and push him off of you, running to the next room
-he follows you
-you’re in Saeran’s room now and you throw him onto the bed
-you’re manhandling him into a blanket burrito, throwing his limbs where you want them to be as he tries to hit and bite you
-you get him trapped in the blanket and you make him lie down, and you throw yourself on top of him
-it takes him hours to calm down, but eventually he does
-it takes him days to get near you again. he feels disgusting. he feels wrong. he feels like d y i n g. every time he sees you he thinks how he hurt you
-you have to convince him as the days go by you weren’t severally hurt and you would always be there. you can protect yourself, even if it was from him. you can save yourself and you can save him.
A little scenario or FanFic where the phantom boys are asleep and the reader is watching him and starts to stroke his hair and kiss his cheeks n stuff. But the boy suddenly "awakes" because he was actually acting to be asleep If you have character limit, maybe only Akira and Yusuke?
OMG this is so cute and funny. Thank you, and I hope you like it!!
Edit: AAAAAA I accidentally posted this without finishing Yusuke’s, so please hang on!! ;_;
…Okay, finished! LOL
“Akira, are you sleeping?”
S/O’s whisper was only greeted by their boyfriend’s steady, rhythmic breathing. The frosty Saturday night resulted in the couple retreating under S/O’s comforter and bed-sheets; the sanctuary of warmth beckoned and enveloped them like the embrace of sunshine.
S/O’s gaze was plastered on Akira’s face, his features soft and relaxed under the illumination of the dim moonlight. They brushed some of his raven locks aside with their fingertips as they breathed, “I guess you really are asleep…” They paused, then gently pressed a kiss to his forehead. “It makes me happy to see you so… at peace. I hope one day you can look like this when you’re awake, too… you deserve more from this world than a scowl and tired eyes.”
S/O approached him once more to peck his porcelain cheek; however, they were only met with a pair of soft lips. Their eyes abruptly flicked up, and S/O gasped when they realized they were peering directly into Akira’s blinking onyx orbs.
“You’re very chatty tonight,” he teased, his voice raspy from waking up.
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you up.” Heat began to accumulate in S/O’s cheeks. How much did he hear?
Akira shook his head and smiled fondly as he pressed S/O closer to him. “No, it’s okay. I love the sound of your voice. It makes me feel… at peace.”
S/O’s cheeks flushed a deep ruby and they were about to reprimand him for teasing them until they were interrupted by a low chuckle and the nearly inaudible words, “I love you.”
After a moment of hesitation, S/O decidedly closed their mouth and snuggled into the security of his chest; the scolding could wait another day. “I love you, too, Akira.”
It was the middle of the day and the beaming sun was at its peak, washing over all of Tokyo with its radiance; yet, here Ryuji was, napping with his head in S/O’s lap as they lounged on the sofa.
“You fell asleep on purpose, didn’t you?” S/O complained. The entire point of Ryuji visiting them was for the purpose of studying; naturally, he stubbornly utilized sleeping as his last resort to avoid the monotonous activity of skimming through papers. Against their will, S/O grinned at the snoozing boy before them, and then stroked his smooth, yet chiseled cheeks.
“Your brightness outmatches the sun outside, you know,” S/O quietly stated. “Days without you are so… dark, and lifeless. Don’t ever forget how important… you are…”
S/O trailed off upon noticing a faint rosy blush dusting Ryuji’s cheeks, and their eyes narrowed. You little faker, they thought.
A light bulb flashed in their brain, and S/O deviously leered as they ever-so-slowly traced Ryuji’s chest with the tip of their finger. “Oh my god, ew ew ew, a spider!”
As expected, Ryuji’s eyes snapped open and he whipped upright immediately, frantically brushing his tank top. “Where?! G-get it off!”
S/O crossed their arms sternly and glared at the back of his blonde head. “Oops, my bad. It was just an eavesdropping little fly on the wall.”
Ryuji’s shoulders tensed up and he timidly pivoted to face S/O, who was currently summoning all of their willpower to maintain a straight face; it was entirely too unfair when he acted so adorable. “C-c’mon babe, studying’s so borin’, and you were bein’ so friggin’ cute and sweet, and-”
He was interrupted by a spontaneous kiss, and S/O averted their eyes from him as they stuttered, “G-go study, or else I’m not gonna kiss you for the rest of the day.”
Ryuji furiously blushed as his chocolate eyes widened, and he swore he felt an arrow pierce through his fluttering heart. Without warning he tackled S/O and mercilessly smooched them, muttering “I love you” and “You’re so cute” between kisses. S/O’s scornful demeanor dissipated to one of embarrassment and levity; needless to say, studying was soon forgotten as S/O squeaked and giggled from Ryuji’s seemingly perpetual onslaught of affection. He truly was far more incandescent than the sun outside could ever aspire to be.
S/O sighed as they strutted in through the front door of Yusuke’s dorm and discarded their shoes. “Not again.”
Every so often, Yusuke would doze off on his stool while he was in the process of painting, and how he managed to stay perched atop his seat, S/O would never know.
They strayed to the sofa to procure a blanket that was placed there, then they cautiously swept it around the sleeping artist’s shoulders. S/O raked their fingers through his sapphire hair and planted a delicate kiss on his cheek as they whispered, “At least you’re finally taking a break… you really work harder than anyone I’ve ever met. I wish you didn’t have to struggle so much…”
Briefly after concluding their statement, Yusuke’s eyes fluttered open and he mumbled, “Hello, dear. I’m glad you could make it.”
Subsequent to a greeting kiss, S/O shyly implored, “Um… did I wake you up?”
Yusuke shook his head in reply. “It’s no trouble at all, I was not even asleep.” He felt a chill course through his spine upon realizing his confession. “I-I mean…!”
Any expression that once occupied S/O’s face was now deteriorated and replaced with a blankness comparable to Yusuke’s empty canvas.
“S-S/O, please, do not make such a face-”
“Yusuke,” S/O said, their voice devoid of emotion.
He broke out into a sweat and anticipated the inevitable punishment; however, S/O simply pressed their lips to Yusuke’s and cradled his face with the palms of their hands. “I meant every word. Give yourself some rest every now and then, okay?”
Another swift peck was imprinted on Yusuke’s forehead, and he covered S/O’s hands with his own, smiling tenderly as he compromised, “Only if you join me, my love.”