ew get off me

Dating Johnny would include:

- “be there or be square, and nobody wants to be square”
- “johnny stfu”
- lots! of! hugs!
- he’s the type to squeeze you when you guys hug
- sometimes you’re like “ew get off me” and sometimes you’ll melt into the hug
- y'all i’m already crying i loVE JOHNNY. SM LET HIM DEBUT
- him towering over you (unless you’re tall then you guys can both be giants 2gether <3 )
- “lol you’re so short”
- “fuck you johnny”
- “fuck you? ok if you insist babe ;))))”
- “no johnny what the heck”
- sorry y'all
- traveling around the world together because it’s on your bucket lists!!!
- like you guys travel to a different country every two or three months
- picnic dates
- which leads to food fights
- which leads to make out sessions
- is that weird or does that happen
- fashion evaluation
- “what are you wearing- no take that off right now”
- “i’m not taking off this jacket now lets go”
- “i refuse to go out with you wearing that”
- “i guess i’m getting pizza by myself”
- “wait no i’m coming”
- i’m joking he’ll think you’re beautiful/handsome in anything that you wear
- hugs you while you guys are sleeping
- just imagining that makes me wa nna cry the thirst for johnny is re a l
- at home movie dates
- watching horror movies and commenting on everything
- “yellow and green together? what was she thinking”
- “istg if you don’t stfu i will shove popcorn down your throat”
- his contact name is “jhonny” just because
- him pulling lyric pranks on you
- and you doing the same to him
- him sending snapchats telling you what he’s doing every second
- “so i’m now heading to the gym and i kinda wish you were with me because i miss your face anyways-”
- putting his hair into ponytails or braids
- him braiding/playing with your hair
- pillow talks
- “sometimes i wonder why you’re dating me, but then i realize i am johnny seo aka the greatest person alive so then i stop questioning myself”
- “i can’t with you sometimes babe”
- ok but seriously-
- when you guys have pillow talks it’s a time for both of you to be vulnerable and you guys talk about your feelings and just get super deep
- or you guys have a discussion about why mice are attracted to the scent of cheese or why the color blue is called the color blue

overall dating johnny would be one hell of a ride since he seems like such a spontaneous guy. he’s more of the type to have a “friend-type” of relationship when it comes to dating, since he’s more of a chill and laid back type of person, but there will be times where he does show affection and you learn to cherish those moments just like the other moments you have with him.

ok imagine the gangsey having a movie night at monmouth and its after a long day and blue shows up and shes like ok i am exHAUSTED so exCUSE ME if i fall asleep during the movie

so they’re all squished on gansey’s bed, watching netflix from gansey’s laptop, and blue starts to drift off, her head on ronan’s shoulder

and ronan’s staring at noah over her head like ‘wtf what am i supposed to do rn???’ and by the end of the movie blue is completely out and her head is in ronan’s lap and her legs are across noah

and ofc ronan tries to act like ‘ew gross get this maggot off of me’ but as soon as the movie actually ends and adam and gansey move to get up hes suddenly all ‘dont u dare wake her up unless u want ur carcass framed on my bedroom wall’ and theyre like whoa ok so they dont even risk getting up

and thats how they all wake up the next morning sleeping on top of one another and w/ their limbs all tangled and gansey’s cry of horror when he realizes someone crushed his laptop in their sleep

You smell (Luke Hemmings Smut)

Requested : yes, like 1000 years ago

Summary : After Lukes show, you guys have some fun in the shower

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“Ew, Luke get off of me.” You giggled, trying to push him way. He had just finished his show, very sweaty, and had attacked you in a hug.

“Did you like our show?” He asked, lips pressed against your ear. You nodded, assuring him that he was amazing as usual. “But you need a shower.”

He kept his arms around you, hugging you from behind. “Hey Y/N, you know what we’ve done?” He whispered, nibbling on my earlobe. “Shower sex.”

You spun around, looking at him with raised eyebrows. “Luke.” You whispered yelled, shoving him off slightly. “What?” he protested, moving his lips down to your neck. “Those shorts make you look really good.” He toyed with the hem of your shorts, tugging on them. “And I’ve been hard all show.” You could feel his hard on poking you in the thigh.

You pressed closer to him, earning a groan to leave his lips. “Okay,” You whispered. The look on his face was priceless, like he didn’t actually expect you to agree.

He pressed his lips to yours, and you bit his lip, toying with his lip ring. You detached your lips, walking away from him and towards the washroom. You looked back at Luke, sending him a wink and a laugh when he almost tripped over his feet running after you.  

You shimmed out of your shorts and pulled your top off as he start the water, getting it a good temperature. He started to strip his own clothes once he got the water warm enough as steam started to fill the room. He eyed you as you took of your bra, and bent down to pull down your underwear.

You walked into the shower, waiting for him to join. You let your body get used to the temperature for a second, your hair starting to stick the back of your neck. Soon, you felt a pair of lips meet the back of your neck, making their way down to your shoulder.

You turned around, pressing him against the wall and started to kiss down his chest. He tried to stop you, but you kept going. “No babe, you’re the one who’s been hard all night. I want to make you feel good.”

He didn’t say anything, only a low moan leaving his lips as your hands gripped his thighs. You kneeled down on the wet floor, water hitting your back. You quickly looked up a Luke, seeing his wet hair pressed against his forehead and his eyes shut as he pressed his back against the wall.

You took my time, wrapping a hand around his length and tracing a prominent vein. You leaned in and kissed the swollen tip, licking away a bit of precum, his dick also already wet because of the water of the shower.

A grunt leaves his lips, and you take your hand off his cock and look up at him. “Please Y/N, your mouth,” he manages to say in a strangled voice. You smile to yourself, licking his tip a few times. “Better?” You ask, your voice making his cock twitch.

He nods, throwing his head back once again. “Bet- fuck.” He drawls out as you take him into your mouth fully, bobbing your head up and down his length.

You take him as far into your mouth as you can and wrap your hand around the parts where your mouth couldn’t reach. You let him slip from your mouth, stroking his length with your hand as small moans and whimpers left his mouth, hips bucking widely.

“Jesus fuck, please, Y/N. I need you.” He groaned, hips bucking against your hands that you had placed on his hips to keep them down.

Without warning, you wrap your lips around him, deep throating him. This earned a series of curse words to leave his mouth as he threw his head back again, hips bucking widely.

You swirled your tongue around him, bobbing your head back to lick the tip once again. He jerked his hips again, he was practically fucking your mouth. His hips were starting to be a problem.

You fully pulled back, a loud whimper leaving his lips. “Babe, you’re gonna have to stop moving if you want me to finish.”

That made him stop, and you brought your mouth back to his cock. This time you bobbed up and down his length at a steady pace, sucking in your cheeks for more friction.

Luke let out a loud groan. “Y/N, I can’t anymore. Please,” he begged.  

You ran your tongue over the head of his cock, before deep throating him once again. His length hit the back of your throat and he moaned loudly, hips bucking roughly into your mouth.

You bobbed your head one last time, and you felt his fingers pull at your wet hair roughly as a series of incomprehensible words and moans left his lips.

He came into your mouth and you tried my best to sallow all of it up. You stood back up, reaching behind him grab a shampoo bottle.

“Now wash my hair.”

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the signs as clueless quotes

Aries: “Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I’ve worked off the calories in a stick of carefree gum”

Taurus: “She’s my friend because we both know what it feels like to have people be jealous of us”

Gemini: “Dear diary, I am more fabulous than I was 5 minutes ago”

Cancer: “Im not prude, I’m just highly selective” 

Leo: “i don’t get it. Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? What’s wrong with me?”

Virgo: “Suddenly a dark cloud appeared above first period… I got a C in debate!”

Libra: “I have direction!” “Yeah, towards the mall”

Scorpio: “Ew! Get off of me! As if!”

Sagittarius: “Do you want to know what time it is?” “A watch doesn’t really go with this outfit daddy”

Capricorn: “My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose” “there goes your social life”

Aquarius: “Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!”

Pisces: “I do not wear polyester hair okay! Unlike some people I know, like Shawana!”

-AstrologyxJudgements