Oh Santa it’s been so long since I’ve written you a letter. I want so many things honestly. Material and Immaterial. I want world, peace, equality, and joy for all people. I also want 3 billion dollars and an island (Islands can be really affordable Santa, some for as low as 40,000, that’s less than a house in New York, Less than an apartment!). I could be the Queen of clearance sales and bargain bins and even afford those Louis Vuitton sneakers I wanted for so long (not to mention pay off my college debt).
But I also want the eradication of poverty. I want everyone to at least be able to live comfortably To never have to look at their child and see them hungry. So I guess you could say I want everyone to be able to own on house and a car on their own and to together be able to send at least 5 kids to college with out even thinking about a loan or hardcore sacrifices.
But I also want high quality make up, skin care products, and precious gems (excluding diamonds!). I want to got to the spa and get whatever treatments I want whenever I want. I want a 2008 Anton Martin vanquish in black. I want to be really really happy.
I want misogyny and racism and transphobia and homophobia to go away, forever. I don’t want anymore systems of oppression or hate crimes. I want every oppressed person to truly be treated equally, not just be called equal.
I want really nice cloths and to be able to send my little brother to the UN school and to finally find waldo in one of those books. I want a lot of frivolous things but also a lot of really important things. I hope you don’t think I’m selfish Santa. I have said I want an awful lot but I do want all of these things a lot.
So please consider getting me all of these things (maybe not the island, but everything else)
Tell the elves thank you for me and give yourself a pat on the back for being such an awesome fellow. And remember to let Mrs. Claus know how much you love her <3