Title: Closet Distractions
Creator: emilson
Recipient: evolfoalrig
Rating: teen
Pairing(s)/Characters: Derek/Scott, Stiles, Allison
Warnings: Underage/Overage

Summary:  Derek and Scott get trapped in a closet while trying to catch the latest monster of the week.

AO3 Link:  http://archiveofourown.org/works/1175781/

exams [listen]
a teen wolf fanmix - scott mccall’s ap exam study mix

a mix to keep you going into the early hours of the morning as you cram for your exams

heart of courage - two steps from hell || minas tirith - howard shore & ben del maestro || world collapsing - danny cocke || pacific rim - ramin djawadi (feat. tom morello) || in the house, in a heartbeat - john murphy || bootstrap’s bootstraps - klaus badelt || time - hans zimmer || deep shadow - T.T.L. || crusaders - harry gregson-williams || lords of the realm - immediate music

evolfoalrig  asked:

Dear Santa,

Oh Santa it’s been so long since I’ve written you a letter. I want so many things honestly. Material and Immaterial. I want world, peace, equality, and joy for all people. I also want 3 billion dollars and an island (Islands can be really affordable Santa, some for as low as 40,000, that’s less than a house in New York, Less than an apartment!). I could be the Queen of clearance sales and bargain bins and even afford those Louis Vuitton sneakers I wanted for so long (not to mention pay off my college debt). 

But I also want the eradication of poverty. I want everyone to at least be able to live comfortably To never have to look at their child and see them hungry. So I guess you could say I want everyone to be able to own on house and a car on their own and to together be able to send at least 5 kids to college with out even thinking about a loan or hardcore sacrifices.

But I also want high quality make up, skin care products, and precious gems (excluding diamonds!). I want to got to the spa and get whatever treatments I want whenever I want. I want a 2008 Anton Martin vanquish in black. I want to be really really happy.

I want misogyny and racism and transphobia and homophobia to go away, forever. I don’t want anymore systems of oppression or hate crimes. I want every oppressed person to truly be treated equally, not just be called equal.

I want really nice cloths and to be able to send my little brother to the UN school and to finally find waldo in one of those books. I want a lot of frivolous things but also a lot of really important things. I hope you don’t think I’m selfish Santa. I have said I want an awful lot but I do want all of these things a lot. 

So please consider getting me all of these things (maybe not the island, but everything else) 

Tell the elves thank you for me and give yourself a pat on the back for being such an awesome fellow. And remember to let Mrs. Claus know how much you love her <3



Rule #1: You gotta have fun but baby, when you’re done you’ve gotta be the first to run.

After Jackson, there’s nothing she wants more than to just forget about him. Lydia Martin was not one of those girls that spent her summer pining away after a guy that was in no way attainable. Besides, she was beautiful, intelligent and young. Lydia managed to spend most of the summer with a particularly gorgeous boy fulfilling her very womanly needs. She dated a few guys but nothing serious. Lydia didn’t want a repeat of the emotional roller coaster that was Jackson Whittemore. The first day of school, she slipped on her boy toy’s leather jacket and smiled to herself. She remembered doing something similar with a jacket that belonged to Jackson. Lydia was startled out of her thoughts by the voice of the boy in her bed. He was asking her about dating and Lydia didn’t even acknowledge him in favor of frowning and taking off the jacket. She didn’t want to date someone. He asked about having sex again and she smiled to herself, pleased with the thought. Now they were back on track. Without a word, Lydia grabbed her purse and walked out. She probably wouldn’t call this boy again the way she had during the summer. He was getting to attached and that was dangerous. 

Keep reading

evolfoalrig replied to your post: “evolfoalrig replied to your post: “I don’t think I’ve ever wanted…”:

I did not laugh at all and I actually got really heated and had to turn if off. Like, somewhere on this blog is my angry Bridesmaids rant, about how much I hated that movie.

Ugh, I just… I would have liked it so much more with more POC you know? Kristen Wiig’s character was really annoying. And I liked Melissa McCarthy, but I’m kind of tired of her playing the abrasive plus sized woman trope it’s so annoying. ugh

evolfoalrig  asked:

Once you get this, feel free to share five random facts about yourself. Also, you could even pass it on to some of your favorite followers! Have a great day!

1. My car is older than some people I know

2. I keep all my change in an empty bottle of Kraken

3. I sent Eaddy Mays an ask and SHE RESPONDED this morning but privately so idk if I should post it or not… she called me a TeenWolfie aLASKDLKS <3

4. I like statement shoes:

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5. I’m a black belt

evolfoalrig  asked:

TEN RANDOM FACTS, GO! Also, if there are any sexy people you want to know facts about, pass this on, mishamigo!


  1. My right boob is smaller than my left
  2. I don’t have any full siblings
  3. I am currently listening to Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) by Mika
  4. My laptop is only a year old at this point but I still want a new one.
  5. I hate wearing socks
  6. I think reptiles are really cool
  7. I have more than 200 books in my house that I refuse to get rid of despite the fact I dont’ intent to ever read any of them ever again.
  8. I hate running errands for people
  9. My birthday is in less than 20 days!
  10. My dream car is a big black Cadillac

evolfoalrig  asked:

TEN RANDOM FACTS, GO! Also, if there are any sexy people you want to know facts about, pass this on, mishamigo!

  1. I have been very sleepy all day.
  2. most of my electronics are broken :c
  3. i made cookies :)
  4. i am trying to write smut
  5. that smut is coming out badly
  6. i miss liveblogging so much
  7. i am not wearing pants right now :D
  8. the room i am in is super hot
  9. i ate almost an entire loaf of bread today
  10. my mom is coming home from vacation tomorrow
evolfoalrig replied to your post: “I can lose followers just going through my normal blogging. Like not…”:

Especially when it’s someone you consider a friend, tho. Like, I stood up for you or we skyped and you can’t even tell me? Shady bitches.

EXACTLY!!!!!!! Like, sometimes I’ll unfollow, but really, only if someone unfollows first, cause I’m actually a pretty chill person about that kinda stuff. I just be feelin some kinda way when I’m not even really doing anything and I get unfollowed that kinda shit just sticks in my craw