Best Out-of-Context Lines From Musicals

- “Sit down John, you fat motherfucker!”

- “Screw the middle classes, I will never accept them!”

- “Consider yourself part of the furniture.”

- “Now shut your face.”

- “Henry can’t really stay; he’s got rabies.”

- “I love you even though it does not matter that I still don’t know your name.”

- “The internet is not for porn!”

- “Miss America should just resign!”

- “No one keeps a cow for a friend!”

- “Lot 666 then.”

- “Nothing can bend the will like half-Castilian men!”

- “Sometimes my father appeared to enjoy having children.”

A message from Theater people to Trump and Pence:

All I have to say is:
“Viva La Vie Boheme” - RENT

“Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men” - Les Mis

“Instead of government we had a stage
Instead of ideas, a prima donna’s rage” - Evita

“Celebrated Heads of State or especially great communicators. Did they have brains or knowledge? Don’t make me laugh.” - Wicked

in the eye of the hurricane - the last song in a musical before everything goes to shit

hurricane - hamilton // telephone wire - fun home // some things are meant to be - little women: the musical // promise - bare: a pop opera // i don’t care much - cabaret // that face - dogfight // prom climax - carrie // something isn’t right here - bring it on // yo girl - heathers: the musical // waltz for eva and che - evita // not while i’m around - sweeney todd // any moment / moments in the wood - into the woods // talk show - jon & jen // contact - rent // don’t do sadness / blue wind - spring awakening // on the willows - godspell // the long grift - hedwig and the angry inch // bare - bare: a pop opera //


The Signs As Musicals (based on important dates)

Aries - Book of Mormon

Taurus - Gypsy

Gemini - Les Miserables

Cancer - Hamilton

Leo - Evita

Virgo - Heathers: The Musical

Libra - Little Shop of Horrors

Scorpio - Pippin

Sagittarius - RENT

Capricorn - Phantom of the Opera

Aquarius - Miss Saigon

Pisces - Billy Elliot


JakeTheEscapologist > 10 Shows
Matilda The Musical | Hairspray | Evita | Cabaret | Phantom Of The Opera | Les Miserables | Chicago | Hedwig and the Angry Inch | Heathers The Musical | The Book of Mormon

the signs as Musical Theatre Women
  • Aries: Eva "Evita" Perón (Evita)
  • Taurus: Tracy Turnblad (Hairspray)
  • Gemini: Maureen Johnson (Rent)
  • Cancer: Galinda "Glinda" Upland (Wicked)
  • Leo: Fanny Brice (Funny Girl)
  • Virgo: Wendla Bergman (Spring Awakening)
  • Libra: Christine Daaé (The Phantom Of The Opera)
  • Scorpio: The Witch (Into The Woods)
  • Sagittarius: Velma Kelly (Chicago)
  • Capricorn: Veronica Sawyer (Heathers The Musical)
  • Aquarius: Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family)
  • Pisces: Sally Bowles (Cabaret)