evil petting zoo

  • Therapist: "Now, Ezra why don't we start with you... what brings you here with us today?"
  • Ezra: "Well i just really met this Sith guy for the first time like five days ago."
  • Maul: "I'd been stuck on Malachor for presumably my whole life."
  • Therapist: "That is beautiful that you could admit to that!"
  • Ezra: "So he comes up to me and wants me to be his apprentice!"
  • Maul: "But Ezra, who's going to take over the galaxy when I die???"
  • Therapist: "So, what DO you want to do, Ezra?"
  • Ezra: "Idk I seem to be pretty in tune with animals... maybe I could be a vet!"
  • Maul: "An evil vet?"
  • Ezra: "no. Maybe like work in a lothcat petting zoo."
  • Maul: "An evil petting zoo?"
  • Ezra: "YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!!"