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Short but accurate summaries of popular books/series
  • Red Rising: *George RR Martin approved*
  • Lux: Main love interest is the child of Jace Herondale and Number Four.
  • Raven Cycle: Fun with Dick and Jane. Except instead of fun there's dead people.
  • Ruby Red: Homework is a more appealing option than time travel.
  • Endgame: The 39 Clues, rated R. Also everything you know is wrong.
  • Shadowhunter Chronicles: Racist and oppressive society keeps blatantly ignoring that its racism and oppression is why the oppressed keep trying to kill them.
  • School For Good and Evil: Two girls are the first in +200 years to call BS on heavy prejudices that have made their school an incredibly toxic environment.
  • Vicious: If you relate/agree with either main character, PLEASE seek professional help.
  • The Young Elites: Kindly check your moral compass and whatever sense of morality you may have left at the door, thank you and try not to die.
  • Throne of Glass: Protagonist will love you if you give her a gorgeous dress, a puppy, chocolate cake, or an assortment of deadly weapons (and preferably a reason to use them).
  • Coldest Girl In Coldtown: Vampires go viral. This is basically a quote.
  • Steelheart: Nice try, Brandon Sanderson, I still want superpowers.
  • Gates of Thread and Stone: "ALL RIGHT, WHO STARTED THE APOCALYPSE?" *magic and science point at each other accusingly*
  • Red Queen: Superpowers+racism=a whole lot of dead people.
  • The Darkest Minds: Good news, you survived a deadly plague. Bad news, the government officials who now dictate your life REALLY wish you hadn't.
  • Penryn and the End of Days: Angels and Humans differ in every conceivable aspect...except sarcasm. That's universal.
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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3P92md6RfE)

How do I return to YouTube after being prolonged? With a major dose of fear and analysis. Resident Evil 7: Biohazard is one of the best horror experiences I’ve ever had, and I’ve been waiting to get this to you guys.

(Gore and “seriously messed up stuff” warning. This Resident Evil does NOT play around.)

  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • My brain: GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO
  • Psychic: what the fuck
  • Me: I don't know make it stop

So I basically forced my little brother to watch Once Upon a Time and he just sent me this message. Thought you might be as entertained as I was.

“Had a strange dream. Was watching a con panel with Lana and Jen and you couldn’t be there. Afterwards Lana just walked away and I intercepted her. Asked for an autograph. Got it on the inside of my left arm. Quite big. Also a little sentence that I forgot. Afterwards we just started walking and talking, she asked me how many languages I spoke and what I was doing the rest of the weekend. It was a Friday in the dream. I was doing nothing on Saturday and on Sunday I was making a fan video with my sister. She also wanted to make Swan Queen bras but the producers shot the idea down. Which I understood because I thought they still wouldn’t give it away. On which the cashier in a shop that looked like a place where I don’t remember buying something told me they already gave it away last episode. Then I woke up… guessed you would want to know. :p”