“Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!”
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Evil Onion Elsa sure is fucking scary. I have nightmares that I’m hiking up a mountain, and she says, “Evening, Daniel. Why are you on my mountain?” I try to run, but she taunts me with her magic, freezing all escape routes. I try to grab a gun, but it does no good. She simply says, “Your pathetic little guns will do nothing to help you! You’re doomed.” She then just makes an evil chuckle, has her way with me, and eventually freezes me, which is when I wake up at 1:30 in the morning. The pictures basically what happens, except I don’t use snowballs, nor am I Elsa.