evil doctor porkchop

This is Evil Doctor Porkchop. He is my six month old cat. He enjoys eating the dogs food, pooping on the windowsill, puffing up at the slightest noise, and jumping into the refrigerator. His lack of a tail means he has no balance, he sprained it two weeks ago. Now he is sad. I put him on tumblr to cheer him up. 

He is not amused.