evil boyfriends university

Cartoon bad or bad at being bad boys :)

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@62-watermelons :’) Look how gross they are someone kill me…. bases off this x   also hux took the time to actually get dressed. AGH I can just imagine like pre-relationship kylux and them totally doing this also having the excuse ‘I have no one else to go with so I’ll go with you’ but in reality they hard core crushin’ on each other ALSO IF THERE ARE ANY WRITERS OUT THERE do a modern AU! thing for this please and send it to me I live for these two

EVERYONE. LISTEN TO THIS SONG. AND UNDERSTAND ONE THING.

I have been up all the hours of the night in my part of the world listening to the horrible screams of agony and orgies over the NDU vs EBU debate. Yes! I am an NDU junkie. YES! I think Pyotr should try sleeping with other people for the sake of revenge fucks and our twisted love of strange pairings. AND YES. I THINK THAT IN A WAR OF NDU VS EBU, NIGHTMARE DORKS WILL INEVITABLY WIN. WE HAVE DEVELOPED AN AU FROM AN AU, WE HAVE FIVE CHARACTERS WITH A FAN BASE EXCEEDING THAT OF THE NORMAL FAN BASE AND FUCKING EVERYONE WILL ONLY GET EBU JACK SO FAR.

But do we really have to do all the hissy fits?

Think about it! This whole thing started with a fanfic and a fan! We saw the EB fic once and thought “oh yay violent love!” Then we went onto the possibility of it being a rival school for the NDU universe.

AND NOW WE ARE TEARING AT EACH OTHERS THROATS.

And while I am and always will be a proud member of NDU, EBU Jack has one thing right. We ought to make love, not war. If we drag the characters of fanfics into our twisted scope of a dimension, I say we throw confetti into the air and give ourselves a pat on the back for roping in another innocent soul into our strange universe! BECAUSE I CAN’T HANDLE SEEING THE PEOPLE AND BLOGS I LOVE FIGHT.

I will admit fault by throwing a fist in the war, much to my regret. But no more! I’m going for a peace campaign so that the Evil Boyfriends and Nightmare Dorks can live and screw in harmony! This is Giggles urging all of us to hold hands and go boldly where no AU has gone before!

(Because if one of our AUs go, face it. They’re ALL going to go. We’re only the figments of a wildly irrational dream, we gotta stick together. If we do, our fandom will only get bigger, better, and more disturbing. And that’s the way, uh huh uh huh, we like it!)

THE HELL IS EBU??

Ok.

Here we go.

EBU stands for Evil Boyfriends University and I’m going to go ahead and blame tripletrilby for it. (yeah, that’s right, I said it)

It’s the result of the unholy fusion of The Evil Boyfriends Series with Nightmare Dork University and came to life one dark Jack/Piki day when Linddzz was pulled into NDU by the siren call of creepy stalker ships.

Shortly after Linddzz had been mentally talking herself out of making a halfhearted Evil Boyfriends in College post, Trilby pulled this bullshit.

Everything went to hell from there.  And that is why it’s their fault.

All fics, headcanons, and art for EBU will be reblogged here now to spare poor Linddzz’s non-NDU followers from the explosion.

Because seriously




The Basics

Jack Frost: Is Jack Sickles cousin. May or may not be the teacher-banging crazy cousin referred to in past fics. He’s the freakishly identical twin-cousin of Sickle with a completely opposite personality (He is called the “Anti-Jack” by the NDU gang). Frost is outgoing, loud, dickish, deviantly sexual and causes confused boners wherever he goes with his Power Bottom ways.
He can also be incredibly charming when need be and is capable of the sweetest smiles while pulling the most dastardly shit. Frost is very good at getting what he wants.

Frost is a freshman or sophomore at EBU studying to get his teachers certification and go on to become a kindergarten teacher. Because despite his horrible ways, Frost is REALLY GOOD with kids. 

He went through a bit of a phase of bringing home and loudly banging teachers or anyone else who caught is fancy, but is now in a freakishly codependent and devoted relationship with one Pyotr Pitchiner.

He is often drawn with tattoos on his shoulders, what those exact tattoo’s are is usually up to people’s headcanons. He is also often seen in skinny jeans, combat boots, a tight tank top and a large leather jacket (which may or may not have originally belonged to Pyotr.)

Pyotr Pitchiner: A literature professor at EBU who is somewhere in his mid-to-late-thirties. Age isn’t exact but it doesn’t matter because what’s important is that he is WAY TOO OLD FOR FROST.

He may or may not be Koz Pitchiner’s estranged uncle who no one talks about because A) gay, and B) in a creepy relationship with a 19 year old who goes to the school he works at.

Pyotr has a fixation on Jack Frost that hilariously mirrors Piki’s fixation on Jack Sickle. The main difference seems to be that Piki is generally more “worshiping a muse” while Pyotr is a bit more “MINE MINE MINE.”

He’s similar to the Black twins, except less bony and a bit more confident since he’s got age backing him up. A good reference would be Ruftoon’s Pitch. Pyotr is often drawn in a suit or dress shirts and may or may not have reading glasses.

you dont understand I

Pytor and Cos reuniting and trying to figure out how to talk while still being the acerbic ASSHATS they are and uncle Pytor may be a huge creep with that barely legal Anti-Jack and wow how creepy it must have been to figure out THOSE TWO were together

Like did Cos know Frost before running into Py? How did that even come up like “oh hey your uncle is banging the barely legal cousin of one of your best friends”

(or if we go with my mild headcanon of Frost and Cos once having a hot hook up in the pre-pyotr days then WOAAH AWWKAAARRRRRD)

and Cos may not LIKE Pyotr too much and Pyotr may way creep him out but like

he’s the only one in his family who he can TALK to about this shit like they kind of stand alone as The Gay Pitchiners and just

UGH

UUUUGGHHHHH I DID NOT EXPECT THESE FEELS