evil amazon

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Ok so there’s this candle you can get for Resident Evil 7, you light it and it smells like rotten wood and stuff so it makes you feel like you’re really in the game.

I thought this candle was amazing so I looked it up on Amazon and stumbled on the Q and A section… seriously what are these questions 😂😂😂

me, an idiot with no concept of time: oh, these headphones broke. well, they were pretty good and lasted a decent while, i’ll buy it of amazon again

amazon: yeah bro you bought these 3 months ago

me, also a hoarder: digs up the packaging for this and sees it has a default 18 month warranty

ur an evil company amazon but thenks

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I’M SELLING COPIES OF MY BOOK 

$15 each including an original piece of art by me 

$3 for shipping outside the united states 

paypal miraLgonzalez [at] gmail 

my book is $13 on sorry house. for a mere $2 more you get priceless art and you support me directly

i don’t get shit when you buy from sorry house and we all know amazon is evil 

offer continues while supplies last 

<3

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A masterpost of YA books (and a few crossover MG titles) to be released in September 2014.  Check out this month’s new releases below.  Feel free to use this as a guide to this month’s releases, but please do not repost it in its entirety elsewhere.  If you found this masterpost helpful, a like, reblog, or link back to Paperback’d would be much appreciated! If you know of a YA book to be released this month that isn’t on the list, drop me a message and I’ll update it!

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@DCComics @geoffjohns 

We say farewell to OUR new 52 Superman. He walked the walk for five years. He stepped up and protected innocents when it mattered. He did not hide. He was only younger but still idealistic and very PROACTIVE.  He did not have an all  sunshine and roses life. He had no parents to run to every moment , no wife to pat his  head etc…but he tried his best and was Superman when the world needed him. He was here for Darkseid’s invasion, Throne of Atlantis, Trinity War, Forever Evil. Amazon Virus, Doomed, Vandal Savage, and so many other threats while the other guy hid and played house. Ours lost his powers and didn’t hang around at the Daily Planet enjoying life like pre new 52 either when he lost his back in old canon….he still fought…he had to battle losing his ID and got a terminal illness and still fought. He WAS and IS Superman. 


His life was real and he was real on those pages for five years to the readers who SPENT their $$$. His love for Diana was real. Sorry some people judge a hero by trunks and who they date as being the one to be called Superman. But what you wear and who you bang doesn’t make a Superman, a man or hero. I’ve read many bad stories with red trunked Superman in the pre new 52  and we won’t even go to the movie verse where he’s never truly gotten a good depiction. So the idea that pre new 52 was so great? No, he had his share of awful moments and still he had an easier life than new 52 who had way more losses.

New 52 Superman will be missed. Our hearts are heavy  today but we will always support him and our Power Couple. We pray for a resurrection. If DC wants to tell us the last 5 years was a lie then they don’t deserve the money fans spent behind them. You want to change something , then give it a decent ending. Don’t come and slap the fans who spent their money and say the character was not the real Superman. Pre new 52 fans who had stories for over 25 years  thought it their right to rant and rave and say how much they won’t accept the new 52. We won’t waste our time with that…but we will quietly vote with our wallet because of the the way Rebirth is being done.and the message it sends to younger and new 52 readers.  Comics are for everyone. Not one fan group who wants to hold DC ransom and want to dictate how stories should be told. A new generation deserves a Superman as much as the old. The only obligation DC had was to tell good stories and manage characters better. Rebirth is no guarantee of that. One- two- five years down the line we shall see where things are. 

One thing stays constant…nothing stays the same forever. But we will be here celebrating Clark and Diana always.