evi stahp

on my second automata playthrough, i have vowed to never raise a sword against adam or eve. this enables me to (lovingly) physically beat the shit out of them with my bare fucking fists and let me tell you there is no greater joy in life then roundhousing adams stupid face so hard he pinwheels across the map. i could boop eve in the nose and he would die instantly, im god now

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