everythings the devil to you mama

Your boy has had a week.  I mean, c’mon, multiverse!  It all started out with H.R. getting into trouble (I knew that guy was bad news), which then led to this whole fiasco with Gypsy. I can’t say I’m a stranger to being threatened by mysterious women (looking at you, Peek-a-Boo and Golden Glider!), but something about Gypsy was cosmic… beyond any connection or vibe I’ve gotten with any other girl. I was loving that special tingle you get when you find something real, but it all got ruined when Gypsy decided to return to Earth-19.

But in the wake of it all, I saved H.R.  Cisco Ramon- gentleman, hero, and all around badass once again.  H.R. was super gracious about it seeing that I did lay my life on the line for him (who ever thought I’d do that? Safe to say I wouldn’t do that for any other Wells’!).  He insisted on treating me to a steak dinner as a thank you.  I mean, I usually want to argue about everything when it comes to H.R. but I cannot argue a free filet.  No need to twist my arm!

Somehow, H.R. snagged us a reservation at Simon’s Steakhouse – I’ve been trying to get in there for ages! I wonder how he did it… I’m sure it involved him flirting with a hostess in some way, that cheeky devil.  I’ve never stepped foot in a restaurant as fancy as Simon’s.  Most Ramon family celebrations are spent at home with wine by the dozen and plenty of Mama Ramon’s home-cooked lasagna.

I threw on my finest suit (check me out, James Bond) and had H.R. threw on his Randolf face to keep things in check. We spent the night like kings – chowing down on t-bone, guzzling some Merlot, and topping it off with a double order of chocolate soufflé. It was the dream, man. Ain’t if funny how nice a person can be once you risk your life to save ‘em? Barry totally doesn’t utilize that enough. Maybe I’ll mention it to him to consider next time one of us has to use our panic buttons!

If Revance ~Papa is an Idol~: Igarashi Kota

“The one I love the most in this world is…
As I thought, I won’t tell you.”

After tying the knot with Kota, becoming husband and wife for a few years. ♡ A daughter who looks just like Kota named Ai is all over papa at all times… Although you wished to have some alone time with Kota, they always seem to get interrupted, on the other hand, Kota doesn’t seem to mind at all, casually playing his games during his off days as usual.
One day, a battle arises amongst Ai and Kota—!?

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Blackford Manor, Episode 2

The fact we’ve not yet put together funding for more cartoons of Jiwook Kim’s Blackford Manor series hasn’t stopped her and Pat McHale (Over the Garden Wall) from outlining a batch of further episodes for the gothic mystery show. Here’s the planned second episode, entitled “Books,” introducing Peter, the manor’s farmboy (above art by Jiwook).

ACT ONE

1) Josette walks into the library to clean. The room is magnificent; she is amazed. She reads the titles of the books. Most of them sound boring. She complains, then sees a book simply called “….”. She thinks it’s weird. She pulls it and it opens a secret entrance behind a bookshelf. She finds a secret room full of silly fun naughty books. She gets excited when she realizes that they’re all written by Montague Blackwood, the master of the house! She finds a book called “The Master and the Maid” (or something like that). She is shocked. She starts reading and begins to blush. “Oh my goodness… Sir Montague…”

2) Suddenly she hears someone coming into the library. She closes the shelf and hides behind a curtain with her feather duster, leaving the book on the table. Mr. Boggs comes in and goes to the window. He pushes a button which opens up the curtains in the room. Josette is no longer hidden; she stays still. Mr. Boggs doesn’t see her. He’s busy looking out the window. Holds a lamp under his face, then turns the light on and off to send a morse code signal to someone. He pushes the button again, closing the curtains (and safely re-concealing Josette).

3) Mr. Boggs sees the Josette’s book. He opens it up and begins to read. He is shocked by the contents. He reads more. He pushes another button, opening another secret passage. Still reading the book, he walks out. The door closes behind him.

ACT TWO

4) Now that the coast is clear, Josette walks to the window and looks out to see where Mr. Boggs was sending the morse code, but doesn’t see anything. Then she sees Peter, a messy/dirty farm boy, sharing an apple with his pigs (it’s gross). Josette frowns. When he looks up and sees her, she hides. She reaches up to grab the book when she realizes that the book is gone. Mr. Boggs must have taken it!

5) Still wanting to read one of Sir Montague’s stories, she goes back to the book that says “…” and pulls it… but this time it doesn’t open the secret passage. She tries some other books, making her way closer to the fireplace. She pulls something on the fireplace and suddenly the fireplace spins. As she goes into the wall the butler walks out, still reading the book and giggling. He leaves the library. The fireplace spins again and Josette comes out. She looks for secret buttons; spins the world globes; searches bookshelves. Anything to get back in that room. She tries to grab a ladder to help her reach a button-like object that’s up high… but she accidentally hits a button on the ladder and the floor opens. Mr. Boggs (with a cup of tea and the book) looks out from the hole in the floor. Not seeing Josette, he lowers himself and closes the floor behind him.

6) Josette is about to give up reading a naughty book when she sees another Montague Blackwood book propping up one of the legs of the desk! It’s called “The Handsome Farm-hand” (or something like that). She frowns because it reminds her of the boy she saw outside. Regardless, she sits down on the big library chair and settles down to read. But as she turns on the lamp (or something) she sets off a trap which causes the chair to fall backwards (like the chair in sweeny todd). She’s thrown into a secret passageway in the floor! She falls. We hear a long scream.

ACT THREE

7) Cut to: Some poor old medieval looking barn/house. Josette falls out of a hole in the wall. An old couple and a young boy (and some animals) see her and scream. Boy: “(in french) Mama!” Old Man: “(in french with english subtitle) A girl from the devil’s mouth!“ They see the book that she’s holding. The old lady points at the name on the front cover (Montague Blackwood) and screams "Devil, devil! Books of the devil!” Josette runs out, opening the door… which leads right off a cliff. She falls off the cliff into the ocean. Everything goes black.

8) Peter pulls Josette out of the ocean. He looks at her. She’s still unconscious. P: "What kind of world are you living in, sleeping beauty? (sigh) You need someone to keep an eye on you.” His pigs crowd around trying to sniff her. He shoos them away with his stick. Then he notices the book she’s holding called “The Handsome Farm-hand.” P: “Oh!” He blushes. P: “Won’t you wake up, beautiful?” She doesn’t wake up. P: “Am I… supposed to kiss you? Oh my, am I your prince charming?” He leans down to kiss her when Josette spits water on his face, wakes up, and looks around. J: “Pigs..” Peter looks and sees the pigs doing something crazy/dangerous. Peter runs after them (and starts wrestling with them and getting all dirty?).

9) Josette looks down at the book, frowns, and throws it into the ocean. As she walks back up to the house, we see a pair of eyes is watching her from the shadows…. !

Waywardwinterfics Master List (SPN, Marvel, and Star Wars)

Marvel

ORIGINAL SERIES

“The Devil’s Own”- Black Widow POV. Bucky x Reader (Natasha). The Winter Soldier, your former lover, is living at the tower, and has no recollection of you or your torrid history…

Mayday: Original work, Bucky x Reader.  The Avengers travel to Baltimore to find you, believing they can help tame your errant powers. Things don’t exactly go smoothly.

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anonymous asked:

what houses would you sort bangtan in?

HONESTLY I saw a post a while back (that you can find here) that had the boys all sorted into the various houses already and I agree with them for the most part (which is what inspired me to write Amortentia).

For Slytherin, I really do think Jungkook and Yoongi would fit the best. Idk if everyone still has that preconceived notion that all Slytherins are bad because of the house they’re in and because of a few past evil wizards that came from there but let’s not forget that Slytherins are ambitious, cunning, and resourceful. Not that the rest of the boys aren’t ambitious or resourceful but I feel as if Yoongi and Jungkook stand out the most for it. Yoongi’s constantly working hard on making new music and writing lyrics for us and he will often skip sleep to finish his work. Yoongi wants to succeed and he’s set on making sure he gives us his best (and let’s not even talk about that one time he (and Taehyung) fainted before their shows in Kobe and Yoongi was so devastated over that because he felt as if he had let people down). Jungkook’s certainly ambitious too, but also very resourceful. He’s quick to pick up on things and reciprocate them, hence why he’s called the Golden Maknae, and he’s pretty clever and creative/ingenious with the things he comes up with (and they’re both not afraid to cheat to get their way sometimes).

Originally posted by rapmonsexpensivegirl

For Ravenclaw, do I really even need to say who I think should be in this house because it just seems pretty obvious BUT, yes, Namjoon! A Ravenclaws traits are intelligence, knowledge, and wit. Namjoon’s so smart and this isn’t even a surprise - it would just feel wrong to not put him in Ravenclaw. For starters, we can look to all the posts Namjoon makes that get so deep and philosophical that he makes me start to question my own existence (do u guys remember that one time he talked about dust and it was literally so beautiful, I just asdfalkgj). He taught himself English and learning a new language (especially at an older age) is hard as is but English??? English grammar has so many rules and proper sentence structures and it’s hard, dude, but he did it. Ravenclaws are also curious and I think Namjoon is too, which fuels his need to learn more!

Originally posted by forjimin

For Hufflepuff, I really think Seokjin would fit in, as well as Hoseok. A Hufflepuff’s traits are hard working, dedicated, patient, loyal, and value fair play, meaning they are very group oriented and value friendship and family. I don’t know about you but all of it screams Hoseok and Seokjin. Let’s start with Hoseok who should be the damn Golden Hyung if Jungkook is the Golden Maknae. Like damn that boy can do everything under the sun and he’s just perfect but that’s because he’s hard working and dedicated. So is Seokjin, because we all know how much he struggles with the harder moves in their choreos but he still does it and he nails it each time and is constantly trying to improve himself. And his voice??? Beyond amazing, okay, you guys. The two of them work so damn hard and I just asdghjlk but let’s not forget that they are probably the most patient when it comes to the rest of the boys, ESPECIALLY the devils that are the maknae line. Mama Seokjin is always looking out for his boys and Hoseok is constantly poking fun at them and fooling around with them (and the rest of the members).

Originally posted by yoongiggles

Honestly, I wasn’t so sure if I agreed with putting Jimin and Taehyung into Gryffindor but, over time, it’s starting to make sense. They both do have Hufflepuff worthy traits but Gryffindor is where it’s at - and can you imagine the two of them being like the Weasley twins?? Vmin is literal friendship goals and all I can imagine is them running around Hogwarts, pulling pranks, and fooling around, and still being literal heartthrobs. Gryffindors are brave, daring, chivalrous, and have a lot of nerve. I found this on a site but I think it works well for Taehyung and Jimin. It said that Gryffindors are “fiery, and defined by a desire for glory. They want to be remembered for great adventures, and are the most likely to leap before they look. They’re the first to charge into a situation, the first to defend their friends. They prefer to deal with a situation directly, even if it means a fight - and they want that fight to be a fair one. They care enough about justice to get into a fight, even if that fight involves an argument with a friend.” All I see is Jimin and Taehyung. Jimin is such a sweetheart, you guys, this isn’t a secret. He cares so damn much about the rest of the boys and about the fans and he’s always the first one to comfort others or the first one that the boys go to for comfort. Vmin are both fiery little beans and are strongly passionate about what they do and I feel like they both want to be remembered for their great achievements and what not (but who doesn’t?) Some people say Taehyung can be oblivious to certain things (which could explain the whole “leap before they look” thing) but he’s also smart in his own way and creative in a sense that he’s his own individual person, someone hard to replicate. He stands his own ground and he isn’t afraid to be who he is (which screams bravery to me u guys cause there’s no harder task than trying to be yourself but succumbing to peer pressure and what not) and Gryffindors pride themselves on being individualistic. 

Originally posted by jimins-bootae

Ofc this is just my opinion, but what do you guys think? :)

  1. Time takes time. I need to allow it to go on its own pace and not rush it.
  2. People’s words don’t always coincide with their actions. People’s presence now isn’t an indication they wont be absent later. 
  3. I am stronger than I believed because I got out of my comfort zone. I made decisions from new perspectives. I allowed myself to release myself from the known and go into the unknown.
  4. I embrace my sensitivity. My heart will always cry at the sights I see and the pain I hear and the hurt I know. 
  5. Consistency is the key to success and it takes so much effort and motivation to get to where I need to be, but it’ll be worth it if I work that hard.
  6. Silence is not a sign of weakness. Not everything requires a response.
  7. Listen to the tone of their voice, the tone is where honesty is. Watch their eyes, align it with how their entire body is.
  8. I’ve learned to be a great negotiator. I’m so proud of myself and the confidence I gained.
  9. Intimidate them until they fall back. Let no man get off easy. No.
  10. There is artificial beauty and there is sincere beauty. Only the latter will matter. To ME. My level of beauty is not an indication of anything except someone’s standards of what beauty is. My character however, is an indication of a lot more and a lot more that is pure.
  11. Not everyone deserves a second chance, no matter how guilty they make you feel for their mistakes. YOU are not their mistakes, you do not need to give anyone a second chance. Keep it moving, mama.
  12. Istighfaar (seeking forgiveness) is pure gold. 
  13. Even if I have bitter thoughts, I can sweeten them before I allow them to come out as words. 
  14. I’ve learned to be patient with people by not expecting them to change but by changing my expectations. & changing myself to accept them as they are.
  15. People here are quite superficial, don’t let it break you: never be about the superficial, be about the depth you know you are.
  16. Never leave things unfinished. Never conclude a matter by walking away from it. Let your feelings & thoughts be known. Even if they wont be heard, speak them. Speak your peace. 
  17. You are as you are, beauty. & only when you appreciate your features and comprehend your intricacy and acknowledge all that you are, you will come to know that you are as you are, beauty.
  18. Listen to people and speak less. Even if you want to say something, if it’s not necessary, not true, not asked, not relevant, tell yourself after 5 minutes. 
  19. Let no one disrespect you. Speak up. Walk away. Let it be known that no one will disrespect you unless you allow them to.
  20. If you know you’ve done nothing wrong, don’t apologize. No. Don’t allow people to assume you’ll continue to apologize on their behalf. Let them own up to their mistakes and own up to your own. 
  21. Mama and baba were always right. About everything. Be thankful for them at every moment that you.
  22. You owe nobody an explanation about anything they’re going to rudely ask about. Never explain your motives or the decisions you’ve made to people that don’t deserve to know.
  23. Be confident about your decisions. About your (pure) thoughts about your (pure) feelings and about your (pure) intuitions. 
  24. Love all of you. All of you. Especially the parts you were taught to hate. You are fascinating, mashaa’Allaah.
  25. Time is of the essence. Procrastination is the devil. Stop wasting time and stop believing that you’ll get to it later. You’ll get to it NOW. 
  26. Prioritize everything in your life. Don’t rush and definitely follow your intuition about matters you’re not sure about. Don’t rush on anything. Take your time. Lay everything out & prioritize it. 

Things I learned this year. Things I am still learning this year. Things I need to re-learn and implement and believe. This has been such a beautiful and difficult year and I am beyond blessed to have gained all that I have gained and to have lost all that I have lost and to be where I am. I’m not where I need to be but I am beyond blessed not to be where I was. 

anonymous asked:

Okay, but Lucifer buying Trixie the doll. I have a lot of feelings about this, which I need you to help me with. So, um, yes, help?

HAHA OKAY.  GLAD YOU ASKED?

  • He thinks he can just fix the problem, and “help” Chloe not be a bad mother, if he gets the doll. Because in his mind, buying the thing = being there = loving your kids = NOT doing what his mother did to him.
  • “Don’t worry, you can say it’s from you.” Okay, but since when has Lucifer NOT wanted credit for something he did? Season 1 Lucifer would be handing her the doll and expecting her to adore him duly for it, because look at him, he was so awesome, yay him. But he DOESN’T want Trixie to know it was him, aka it’s fine with him if Chloe gets the credit. He just thinks that he’s doing a good thing by spending $200 that maybe Chloe doesn’t have. In his mind, he’s supplying the money to fix the problem.
  • Also, he’s…. just different. He’s still HIM, aka he has no filter and is still self-obsessed, but he won’t even let his mom TOUCH the guy who mistakes her for a prostitute. He’s more self-controlled and damaged and wary and he cares a lot more, and he’s sort of still consciously trying to be himself/get a rise out of Chloe by beating up thugs, but he also can’t even hide how much he adores her when he’s gazing at her arresting Shady Peyton Manning, and yeah. This ain’t s1 Lucifer, and the character development is beautiful.
  • He’s worried Chloe is being a bad mother when she turns him down and chastises him for going behind her back (also. CAN WE JUST CONSIDER THAT THEY ARE SO MARRIED ON THIS IT HURTS? AKA SHE DOESN’T THINK IT’S WEIRD THAT HE’S CO-PARENTING HER DAUGHTER, JUST THAT HE’S DOING IT WRONG? AKA SHE JUST KINDA TAKES THIS AS NORMAL AND IS LIKE “NO LUCIFER YOU DON’T GET TO SPOIL HER ROTTEN.” UGH.)
  • His face when she tells him that being a parent involves disciplining your kids/not giving them everything they want. Because this poor abandoned lil devil just wanted someone to give HIM everything he wanted. He wanted his own mother to stand up for him and keep him home.
  • Hence why he falls into her trap when Mom makes him (bad) macaroni and cheese and talks about how she wants to be there for him now and so forth. He knows she’s manipulating him, but he so much wants that love that he’s ignoring, or at least putting aside, his instincts not to trust her, even though he knows she’s up to no good.
  • I swear Mama Morningstar, you hurt that boy, we are enemies.
  • (And Trixie is absolutely getting that doll at some point, and Lucifer is genuinely not going to know how to react when Chloe tells her that he bought it for her and she’s happy, and my heart is going to explode.)
Waywardwinterfics Master List (Marvel and SPN)

Wayward Master List

Marvel

ORIGINAL SERIES

“The Devil’s Own”- Black Widow POV. Bucky x Reader (Natasha). The Winter Soldier, your former lover, is living at the tower, and has no recollection of you or your torrid history…

Mayday: Original work, Bucky x Reader.  The Avengers travel to Baltimore to find you, believing they can help tame your errant powers. Things don’t exactly go smoothly.

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Master List (SPN, Marvel, Star Wars)

Marvel

ORIGINAL SERIES

“The Devil’s Own”- Black Widow POV. Bucky x Reader (Natasha). The Winter Soldier, your former lover, is living at the tower, and has no recollection of you or your torrid history…

Mayday: Original work, Bucky x Reader.  The Avengers travel to Baltimore to find you, believing they can help tame your errant powers. Things don’t exactly go smoothly.

The Night Before Christmas (Bucky x Reader - Mayday) You and Bucky spend Christmas Eve together. Feels and fluff.

Drabble Prompt Bucky x Mayday Bucky teases Mayday about her drunken shenanigans on New Years Eve.

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Wayward Master List (Marvel and SPN)

Marvel

ORIGINAL SERIES

“The Devil’s Own”- Black Widow POV. Bucky x Reader (Natasha). The Winter Soldier, your former lover, is living at the tower, and has no recollection of you or your torrid history…

Mayday: Original work, Bucky x Reader.  The Avengers travel to Baltimore to find you, believing they can help tame your errant powers. Things don’t exactly go smoothly.

The Night Before Christmas (Bucky x Reader - Mayday) You and Bucky spend Christmas Eve together. Feels and fluff.

Drabble Prompt Bucky x Mayday Bucky teases Mayday about her drunken shenanigans on New Years Eve.

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Wayward Winterfics Master List SPN and Marvel

Marvel

ORIGINAL SERIES

“The Devil’s Own”- Black Widow POV. Bucky x Reader (Natasha). The Winter Soldier, your former lover, is living at the tower, and has no recollection of you or your torrid history…

Mayday: Original work, Bucky x Reader.  The Avengers travel to Baltimore to find you, believing they can help tame your errant powers. Things don’t exactly go smoothly.

The Night Before Christmas (Bucky x Reader - Mayday) You and Bucky spend Christmas Eve together. Feels and fluff.

Drabble Prompt Bucky x Mayday Bucky teases Mayday about her drunken shenanigans on New Years Eve.

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watch it burn  :   a country mix for beth and daryl

song about a girl; eric pasley / so sorry mama ; whitney duncan  / fine tune; miranda lambert / over; blake shelton / kiss goodbye; little big town / stupid boy ; keith urban / devils backbone ; the civil wars / what hurts the most ; rascal flatts / everything to you ; caitlyn smith / long trip alone ;  dierks bentley 

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Marvel

ORIGINAL SERIES

“The Devil’s Own”- Black Widow POV. Bucky x Reader (Natasha). The Winter Soldier, your former lover, is living at the tower, and has no recollection of you or your torrid history…

Mayday: Original work, Bucky x Reader.  The Avengers travel to Baltimore to find you, believing they can help tame your errant powers. Things don’t exactly go smoothly.

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Wayward Master List

Happy Sunday Funday my friends! Here is my Marvel/SPN master list! I will be SUPER busy the next few days, so please sit back, peruse my master list, and read to your heart’s content. Enjoy!

Marvel

ORIGINAL SERIES

Mayday: Original work, Bucky x Reader.  The Avengers travel to Baltimore to find you, believing they can help tame your errant powers. Things don’t exactly go smoothly.

Six (Spin-off of Mayday): Original work, Captain America x Reader (Six). After the events of “Mayday” in Siberia, the Avengers are faced with a former Hydra assassin who seeks out Cap for help. Spin-off of “Mayday”, please read that series first!

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