the signs as things that sebastian michaelis has done
  • Aries:tried to kick a tank
  • Taurus:agreed to be the slave of a ten year old boy
  • Gemini:had sex without taking his clothes off
  • Cancer:stolen the spotlight in a circus
  • Leo:used cutlery as weapons
  • Virgo:been skewered through the chest
  • Libra:compromised his master's mission for the sake of getting bitten by a tiger
  • Scorpio:giggled like a schoolgirl
  • Sagittarius:hoarded cats in his closet
  • Capricorn:taken off his gloves like he's in some sort of fancy porno
  • Aquarius:disguised himself as a priest
  • Pisces:cried