Me: (talking to a friend who had just started DMing for the first time) When there’s a chaotic character in play, you need to plan for everything. Including the kitchen sink.
Friend: What would they even do with a kitchen sink though?
Me: I mean they could try to fuck it
Me: I mean they could take off the drain cover and stick their thing in….
Me: ….Anyway just plan for them trying to lick everything and you’ll be fine.