I’m still dying @ that right lib meme confusing obvious liberal reformism with socialism.

All of you should drop everything and work for Turning Point USA, that have about an equal understanding of politics.

anonymous asked:

hi! so i was wondering if you could write something where the guys s/o tells them that they can't or have difficulty having kids. i hope this makes sense and if you don't want to do it i totally understand! thank you in advance :)


  • as this guy is a family man through and through he will likely feel at least a little disappointed at first 
    • obviously it’s nothing against you it’s just that he’s always kinda had this vision of having his own lil amicitia’s running around the house that are his flesh and blood
  • all he needs is a few moments to take a step back and just slowly realize that not everything will work out the way he has planned in his head though
    • and rather easily he’s able to rework the dream he’d originally
  • after all adoption is always an option


  • unlike gladdy his initial reaction would be to “comfort” you 
    • like you’ve probs known about the whole thing for some time so it’s not like you really have to come to terms with it ya feel? it’s more like he’ll thank you for trusting/telling him
  • Out of all the bros tho I feel like Ignis would be the most…idk…blase about the whole thing??
  • not in like a disrespectful way or anything just that i think he’s rather indifferent about having kids of his own
    • i kinda hc that after essentially raising noctis the novelty of raising his own kids isn’t really there 
    • so ignis would lowkey prefer to just live that married lifestyle where the two of you just use the extra money that not having kids gives you to travel and such
    • #NoKidsNoProblem lmao

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Capital Punishment
Jim & Mary

Jim: “What’s wrong, Mary? You look like you’ve just heard some terrible news!”
Mary: “Capital punishment! In Rapture! This isn’t what I signed up for!”
Jim: “Now hold on there, pretty lady. The only people who face capital punishment in Rapture are smugglers, and that’s because they put everything we’ve worked for at risk. Imagine if the Soviets found out about our wonderful city! Or even the U.S. government. Our secrecy is our shield!”
Mary: “A little capital punishment is a small price to pay to protect all of our freedoms!”
Jim: “Now you’re talking, Mary!”

Winter Idol // m.y 2

Member: Min Yoongi

Chapter One

Genre: a bit of everything

Work count: 2.3K

Summary: working with one of your best friends of years shouldn’t come with so much hatred. With your career sky rocketing along side his everything should run smoothly until jealousy and rumors take place.

Originally posted by tearsavi

I woke two hours later and thankfully the apartment wasn’t cold, due to the company I had last night. In fact it was a little too warm in here. I opened my eyes too see I was still on the couch and I felt something heavy over me. I quickly looked over me to see what the object was. I saw the top of a head the color of the sky and I immediately grew confused. Yoongi? I thought he went home? No wait. He did go home, what was he doing here? I looked down at my watch and saw it was time for me to get up so I shook him a little to try to get him awake.

“Hey yoongi” I say as I shake him awake a little. He stirs in his sleep bringing his head over to my chest his cheek against my body as he tightens his hold.

“No I don’t wanna go I want to stay here.” He sends a smile my way and I can’t help but blush.

“Hey! No we need to go now! Lay is gonna kill me if he finds out you slept over on a schedule week again!” I try my hardest to push him off and I succeed. I run towards my room to quickly pull a somewhat good outfit for the long day we have planned.

“Your phone is ringing y/n!!” I see yoongi sitting up on the couch and making his way towards the kitchen island.

I through on a adidas jacket that I’m pretty sure is not mine as I make my way to my phone. It has then stopped ringing and before I can see who it is it rings again with Namjoon’s number blinking on my screen.

“Hey joon what’s up?” I make my way to the kitchen and yoongi is putting on his shoes.

“Hey y/n so yoongi didn’t come home last night and we don’t know where he is and like we can’t show up today without him or else Lay will get after us and I just want to know if you know anything?” I can clearly hear jimin in the back asking if everyone was ready yet.

“Umm no… I haven’t seen him. Maybe try his phone again?” I look over at yoongi and he’s looking at me with a confused gaze.

“Hmm that’s weird. Okay I’ll try it again I’ll see you in a bit y/n text me when you leave home.” Joon has always been so kind and every time he says that it makes me smile.

“I will bye joon.” I look at yoongi as he is getting up to put his coat on. I hear him mutter something along the lines of “that’s not my jacket” as he gives my jacket one last look.

“What did joon want?” He shrugs the coat on and I make my way to the door grabbing my gear and the black beanie on the island top.

“He asked if I had seen you. I said no.”

“Why if I was here? Are you ashamed of my friendship y/n?” I looked over at him and his face looked so sad.

“No yoongi! Of course not! It’s just he said Lay would get after you guys.” And I couldn’t hang out with you guys as much.

“Oh.. okay well-“ his phone rings and he looks down and locks it again. “I’m gonna go I don’t want you to get in trouble yeah?” He gives you a small wave and exits your apartment.

The walk to the building is quite long it was almost 5 in the morning as i make my way to the subway that will lead me there. As i sit i open up my email and see a couple of the emails about the shooting locations alongside a couple of wardrobe deals from various companies wanting to sponsor BTS. I come across an email that looked important. URGENT MATTER Ms.Y/L/N Open ASAP! I look curiously at it for a second as the subway starts to move. When i open it it only has the company name a phone number and the name of who, I’m assuming is the person who sent this. SM ENT +82 342 654 73 Dojung. I pin the email as a favorite and as important as I lock the device and put some music on. Riding the subway to the BigHit offices has always been quick so I try not to nap on my way.

As I walk out the subway I crash into someone and it causes my bag of gear to almost drop. As I gasp and throw myself at the bag the stranger comes from around me keeping one arm wrapped around me as his hand reaches over to grab the bag.

“Oh my god! I am deeply sorry!” The stranger has managed to save my bag and my embarrassment as he stands me still and gives my bag to me.

“It’s fine don’t worry I’m glad the bag is okay thanks for that.” I dust myself off from the dirt that wasn’t on me as I look up to thank the stranger. He’s quite handsome and his smile is beautiful.

“I’m sorry it’s because I’m in a hurry I’m late to my new job and I don’t want my boss to think this will be a routine for me and-“

“Seriously it’s okay the time you’re wasting trying to explain yourself to me the more time you’re wasting.” I giggle as he opens his eyes wide and I wave him goodbye. The poor man runs towards the exit doors and I make my way up the stairs.

The season has changed quite a bit since last night as I make my way into the doors of the building I can see lay walking into a room along side some other people who I haven’t seen before. I enter the small office space that I claim and set my bags down. I’ve always been very into making spaces look like home so all through the walls I have pictures of loved ones. I come from a family of five siblings and three of them are older while one is younger me being the second youngest one. I left home at just sixteen and many people never believe that I would be gone from home that young, but I had school that allowed me to move out at that age.

As I sit on my desk I have a picture of my first photos I took at the underground shows and honestly I miss it. I haven’t gone down there ever since PD found me and asked if I’d like to work with a new group he is mentoring and his company he was building.


“Y/n I’ve seen your previous work and I know PD-Nim would be more than excited to have you on board with us!” I look away from my camera screen to namjoon speaking with such enthusiasm.

“I don’t know joon… that’s a tough job and it’s working with idols like…that’s professional level. Why would he ever consider me to shoot for his label.”

I see him open his mouth and close it right back up as his friend comes to tell him he’s up in one minute. I give him a shrug and move to a different place to get ready to shoot his stage. I don’t think I could ever leave working at the underground shows, because everything is so raw and it’s true to the rapper spitting out the lyrics. The things some of these people say just makes my heart hurt at how they’re feeling. As I see joon enter the stage I get the camera ready as the beat starts to flow.

“Do you do this to everyone?” I don’t bother looking away from the view finder as I continue snapping pictures.

“Mostly depends who it is, there’s a lot of new rappers tonight so I’ve gotten a couple of them.”

“That’s cool…I’ve seen you at a couple of the shows and I always seen you with RM so I didn’t know if you only shot him.” The voice is so smooth. It’s almost like I can get lost in it with how calm he sounds.

“Well kind of he’s the only actual friend I have at these shows so yeah.” I look away from the camera to finally make eye contact with the stranger next to me.

“I’m yoongi by the way.” He looks a little taken back from the eye contact and looks anywhere else but at me which makes me giggle.

“Nice to meet you.”

That night I made a new friend Min Yoongi and he actually knew namjoon so it worked out. Ever since that show we were inseparable. It was always all three of us or none of us. We kept a very closed circle and when they got to serious business is when PD-Nim asked if I’d join the team. Knowing that yoongi and namjoon would be the acts id be shooting I decided yes.


I quickly set my things down making my way to the practice room where I’m sure the guys would be since it’s where we usually always meet. Before I make it down the hallway I’m stopped by Lay.

“Hey y/n I need to speak to you.” I look up and the atmosphere dropped drastically when he said that.

“Yeah what’s up Lay?”

“There’s someone from SM Entertainment in practice room three waiting to speak with you.” I couldn’t figure out if he was upset or not, but it really did look like it with the way he was looking at me and his tone of voice.

“Uh okay? Do I go there now or…”

“Yeah.” Lay turns around and makes his way into the practice room where the guys where as I make my way into the other one.

Upon entering I see that the SM guy is there along side three other men in suits. They have a table set up and they also have PD-Nim there and Sik which was a coordinator along side myself for BTS. I make my way to a seat next to Sik before presenting myself to the strangers in the room.

“Y/n this is Dojung he’s the CEO of SM entertainment” I look towards the voice which is PD-Nim “and he’s here to speak with you about a possible employment opportunity.”

“Employment? Am I getting fired sir?” I reach over to grab Sik‘ Shan’s from next to mine. PD-Nim looks over to me.

“No not at all! It’s just you’re very talented and I didn’t want you to stay only primarily with us, if other companies see your potential I want you to have the chance to explore them is all.”

“It’s only if you’d want to take the deal that I’m about to present to you miss y/n.” I look over to the voice which I’m assuming is Dojung as he reaches into his bag to retrieve s Manila folder containing papers.

“No offense Mr. Dojung but you only just sent me an email this morning. Why the sudden urgency?”

“I need to know if you’d be interested if not I need to find someone quickly. You were my first choice so I immediately regret sending the email so I made my way down to the BigHit offices to come speak with you in person.”

“I see well thank you for that.”

“So this right here is the project I’d like for you to join us in. The group we have that we’d like you to look over is EXO” how am I not surprised “they will be planning a comeback very soon and we need all the artistic help we can get. Now I’m not expecting an answer right away you can have the rest of the week to look it over, but whatever you do you can not discuss this matter with anyone outside of this room. Myself and PD has already promised that but we’d like for you and Sik to agree as well.” I look over at Sik and we both nod at each other.

“If I accept will this be myself only or will Sik join me as well?”

“Just Yourself. Sik will be here still. I’ll leave these here and of course look over it carefully it has all the information you need and if you have anymore questions please don’t hesitate on giving me a call.” With that he stood up gave me a handshake and left the room.

We cleared the break room but I still staid back kind of in a daze. It was about two hours since Dojung left the room as well as everyone else but I couldn’t get myself to leave for some reason. It was a great opportunity to be able to work with one of South Korea’s successful groups, but I didn’t know if I would be able to leave BTS especially since we were gonna be so busy for this comeback and the tour that was being planned. I hear the door slam and I quickly throw a jacket over the folder on the table.

“Y/n! I didn’t know you were here today!” I look up and it’s Hoseok and Jimin.

“Oh yeah I was just in a meeting is all.”

“Oh well we are still practicing I think Sik was looking for you, but we are gonna go out tonight you should come!”

“Yeah I definitely need a night out where are we going?”

“I think yoongi hyung wanted to go to an underground place.” Jimin looks at me and send me a smile.

“Yoongi hyung hasn’t stopped talking about it and he kept bragging about how you showed him and wants to go again.” Hoseok slaps Jimin on his chest as to be giving s warning.

“Anyway will you come y/n?”

Oh what the hell its been a while since I last hung out with them why not?

anonymous asked:

In school I am usually constantly tired even if the same amount of sleep I get on the weekends where I am energetic. Last Saturday was Prom and the week before we could paint all day long. I was so happy there and actually loved life for once. I want to study Graphic Design at uni and my mum isn't supportive at all. I have to make a uni portfolio and she doesn't get that I HAVE to paint. She got mad at me for painting and not studying but I do so much work during school that I need a break once.

I’m sorry that your mum isn’t supportive but it’s your life you can do what you like! It’s annoying how you have to tire yourself out bc of your mum…but keep going for your dream career because it will be worth it in the end. I hope everything works out for you!! I believe in you ✨🌹

anonymous asked:

hey babe I know you've been having a rough go lately, but I just wanted to tell you that I love you and everything will work out, and if not... Then I'll come pick you up and we can go wherever you want. I know you care about all of your followers, and I know how guilty you feel that you haven't been posting. It's okay, I'm sure they aren't mad, they want what's best for you. So don't feel worried, take care of yourself. I love ya squish<3

i love you so much, thank you for this❤️


As soon as Sabrina ventured back downstairs, once the toddlers were finally asleep, she was met by Ben and Theo, who were sat on the sofa, wearing huge smiles and cradling bowls of popcorn.

Sabrina: (chuckles) “What’s all this?”

Ben: “We thought that we’d end your birthday in style.”

Theo: “Yeah! We’re having a movie night! Dad got the popcorn machine working and everything! And we’re watching the new Space Adventures movie!”

Sabrina: (jokingly) “Don’t you think that since it’s my birthday movie night I should at least be allowed to choose the film myself?”

Theo: “Hey! You like Space Adventures too!”

Sabrina: (laughs) “Of course I do, buddy. Space and adventures? What’s not to like?!”

And as she sat down next to Ben, he smugly handed her a bowl of perfectly popped popcorn.

Ben: “Pretty good for a first-time popcorn popper, huh?”

Sabrina: “Don’t get too cocky, mister. I haven’t been let loose with it yet. As soon as I get my hands on that thing you’ll be eating popcorn for the rest of your days.”

Ben: (laughs) “Sounds like a good plan to me.”

Theo: “Come on you guys! The films starting!”

Ben: (quietly to Sabrina) “We’re getting told off by our own nine year old.”

Sabrina: (giggles then whispers back) “Yeah, and you’d better do as he says before he does it again!”

anonymous asked:

The foreshadowing and overall scheme of THiHV is great, and I wondering how do you go about planning fics? Do you know exactly what you're going to write ahead of time or just do a general guideline? And does this differ between chaptered things and one shots?

you know how in high school you just bullshit your way through everything and somehow it works out?? yeah that’s how I write fics I wish I could say I knew how THIHV was gonna end right from the start but uhhh I didn’t and for me, writing does this funny thing sometimes where somehow the foreshadowing you needed is just…there??? So maybe I subconsciously knew. and once I did figure out the ending I ofc put intentional foreshadowing in there but mostly, tbh with you, I just kinda go for it and see where the story takes me. Oneshots are easier to just wing it with, chaptered fics require some planning. 

anonymous asked:

Is your request open? I was kinda hoping you'd write a jin smut. Ya know it's Halloween so like vampire!au 👉👈. Also, when are you going to update off limits 😭😭 i can't wait to read it

requests aren’t open no, but i do have a jin halloween drabble coming up soon, not a vampire but a devil. (i’m saving vampires for the yoongi fic i’m still writing) and off limits should be out very soon, by this weekend probably :’) if you’re ever curious, please check my wips page to find everything i’m working on right now.

anonymous asked:

so today i msged a cute girl on twitter n she responded #shootersgottashoot and it was... nice bc im a lonely lesbean!! how was ur day??

ahhh i’m so happy for u!! i hope everything works out w her ;) my day was eh, but i’m alive so it’s all good lmao

anonymous asked:

You gluttonous, blonde pig. If you had it your way, you'd be bursting buttons and snapping straps all throughout your self-indulgent, donut-engorged day until your were nothing but a naked, wobbling mound of fat in the middle of the office. Everyone would pour their leftovers down your gullet as they left for the day, give your tits a squeeze and your belly a pat and mutter 'good pig'.

I would love that job. Forget doing work and forget a tiny chair that I’ll break. I want to sit on the floor in the office, begging for people to feed me, every bite making my clothes tighter and tighter until they burst by the end of the day. It will be hard work, eating everything people bring me, but someone has to do it :)

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws are very happy that their dormitory is in a tower. Most of the windows can be climbed out of and they pull themselves onto the roof. They don’t do it like the Gryffindors do, for bravery, but for solitude. There is an unspoken rule that if a Ravenclaw sees another Ravenclaw on the roof, they don’t talk. On the roof or afterwards. It’s a safe space. Sometimes it’s where Ravenclaws be the teenagers they are and smoke, while sometimes it’s a peaceful place to just read. If a Ravenclaw is sitting on the roof crying, any other Ravenclaw, friend or not, will go and sit on the roof with them until they calm down. And another unspoken rule is that if someone sat on the roof and cried more than twice in a week, they have to talk to someone about it, a friend, a professor, or Madam Pomfrey. This is what once led a third year Ravenclaw to march a first year Gryffindor, who had somehow made his way on the roof of Ravenclaw Tower, to Professor McGonagall. He thought he was in trouble, but became very confused when he was simply asked how he felt.

“I came to America when I was six years old. Mom said she brought us here so that we’d have opportunities in life. She said that back in the Bahamas, it’s only the ‘haves’ and the ‘have nots.’ She wanted us to have more choices. But I don’t think she fully understood how things work here. She was a news reporter back in the Bahamas. But the only job she could get here was taking care of oldpeople. My dad could only work construction. We moved to four different states just so they could find work. They always told me, ‘Just study hard in school and everything will work out fine.’ So that was my plan. I got all A’s up until the 11th grade– except for one B in math. My goal was to get top twenty in my class, then go to college, then get a degree, and then get a job. I realized the truth my senior year. My guidance counselor told me I couldn’t get a loan. I couldn’t get financial aid. Even if I could find a way to pay for school, I probably couldn’t get a job. I felt so mad at everyone. There were some kids who completely slacked off in school, but even they were going to college. I started having panic attacks. My dad told me not to worry. He called me a ‘doubting Peter.’ He invited all his friends over to a fish fry to help raise money. And he did get $3,000. But that wasn’t enough. So I searched really hard on the Internet and found the Dream.us scholarship. My mom was so excited when I got it. They’re paying for me to go to Queens College. Now my mom’s really scared again because DACA got revoked. She’s crying all the time at work. I try to tell her that no matter what happens, we’re not going to die. We just might have to start over.”

🎶 you raise me uuuuup 🎶