Dear white people. Wow. Y'all really trying it. I get that being reduced to a race-based generalization is a new and devastating experience for some of you, but here’s the difference. My jokes don’t incarcerate your youth at alarming rates, or make it unsafe for you to walk around your own neighborhoods. But yours do. […] You don’t get to show up in a halloween costume version of us and claim irony or ignorance. Not anymore.
A kid started yelling that my grandma is a racist.
So my grandma works a few hours at a K-8th school as a campus supervisor. She was only supposed to let a certain amount of kids into the cafeteria so she was counting “one two”, “one two”, “one two”. One little kid starts copying her and she says “Heyy, you can count!”. I think it was a kindergartener so she was trying to be supportive.
Some 8th grader(s) walking by start yelling “DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID??? SHE’S RACIST! SHE’S RACIST! SHE’S RACIST!” and it was fucking insane. She had no idea what was going on. Instead of talking to those 8th graders, the school told that little kid that if he wanted to FILE THE INCIDENT, he could.
It was crazy and my grandma came home in tears.
Happy 20fucking17 everyone. Now you’ve got tumblr kids who scream everything is racist making grandmas cry. Congrats.
The whole story sounds made up, I know, because who the hell does that but unfortunately it really happened yesterday.
the Old Man has a cough, so he’s on antibiotics for a month. I thought he’d loathe me for making him swallow the stuff, but…..it tastes like strawberry? after his first mouthful he spent 1.5 seconds working himself up for a stomping tantrum, but then the FLAVOUR HIT & you could see his little rabbit brain consider 🤔
that plastic injector got thoroughly cleaned by his gross Old Man tongue
[first day of camp in ‘The Battle of the Labyrinth’]
Silena: Percy! Oh my God, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Suri! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amaziiiing!
Look it’s my favorite the little beans, being sickenly adorable! <3
This piece was actually commissioned by the sweet and incredibly patient @tears-on-my-garden, and honestly I had a blast making this for them. Thank you so much for the commission!
Sorry for the lack of updates or response as of late, I recently got a cold and it’s been the death of me the last few days. So hopefully this cute little Roscar piece can tied everyone over till next time!
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