everything's lewd

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i made this because i’m a cackling shitlord who likes to micspam and see just how uncomfortable i can make an entire server before they try to kick me

warning: do not listen to this unless you have sound-proof headphones and/or are alone cause otherwise people are gonna think you’re watching some cheesy 70s B porno which is exactly what it is

I WANT TO SEE CLEAR DRY HUMPING KOUJAKU AGAINST HIS BEDROOM WALL. KOUJAKU COMES HOME AND STARTS STRIPPING, ONLY BECAUSE HE’S COMFORTABLE WITH CLEAR BEING IN HIS HOME NOW, BUT HE DOESN’T REALIZE WHAT’S HAPPENING UNTIL HE’S GOT HIS HANDS PINNED TOGETHER ABOVE HIS HEAD, HIS CHEEK AGAINST THE WALL. HE’S CONFUSED AS SHIT UNTIL HE FEELS CLEAR LEANING AGAINST HIM, BREATHING HEAVILY, WITH A FLUSHED FACE. HIS EYES ARE MISTED AND LOOKING AT KOUJAKU HUNGRILY, BUT KOUJAKU IS STILL CONFUSED “W-WHAT THE HELL, CLEAR, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN–” HE’D ASK, UNTIL HE FEELS CLEAR’S HARD ON BETWEEN HIS BUTT CHEEKS. CLEAR WOULD APOLOGIZE AS HE RUBS AGAINST KOUJAKU, TOUCHING HIM EVERYWHERE WHILE ALSO HOLDING ONTO KOUJAKU’S HANDS TOGETHER. KOUJAKU WOULD OBVS ASK TO BE TURNED AROUND AND THEN THEY’RE JUST RUTTING AGAINST EACH OTHER AGAINST THE WALL, PANTS NOT EVEN OFF, WITH CLEAR STILL ABOVE KOUJAKU. KOUJAKU WANTS TO DO MORE, BUT HE’S TOO DISTRACTED WITH HOW CLEAR IS LOOKING AT HIM. HE THINKS THEY SHOULD DO MORE THINGS LATER, AFTER THEY GET CLEANED UP.

these things are guaranteed. hell: simply an open mouth. love: he either calls you or he doesn’t. there is a girl, fully clothed. there is a mattress in a damp, ugly room. lights play off the pool’s surface. the drowned cat yowls. the motel sign clicks on and off. then, there is a diner, seven am. sleepy fog morning, someone’s smoke drifting in and out of your mouth. everything wet and lewd. oily coffee. a dry muffin, jam from a plastic packet. & you, wrenching out your bad tooth with two fingers, tonguing the space left behind. hell: he either calls you or he doesn’t. love: simply an open mouth. i can’t say i was surprised, that i didn’t see this coming.

I hadn’t read it so I did just a little while ago and you could do a fun Sarumi AU from the whole thing, like little middle schooler Saru is in love with Yata who’s on the soccer team with him and then Yata starts dating a girl – okay, maybe he just gets a crush, dating is a stretch for Yata XD – and Fushimi steals her away and then dumps her because he’s jealous that Yata liked someone else, they meet later in college and Fushimi has always been in love with Yata and they end up hooking up (…maybe without the dubcon-y drunk sex part though, that was the one negative).

Going with the specific chapter six scenario though, I could totally see Fushimi acting like that where he’s the one always giving Yata blowjobs and then preparing himself and he won’t let Yata do anything, like he’s all about Yata’s pleasure and he doesn’t care about his own nearly as much. Plus whenever Yata suggests Fushimi let him do something Fushimi gets annoyed because even though he and Yata are in love and dating and everything he’s still reluctant to let anyone see him that vulnerable. He’s fine watching Yata come undone during sex but the idea of really letting himself go and letting Yata touch him and make him feel good is something he’s not even willing to entertain because it feels like giving up too much control over himself. Yata’s all despairing about it because he loves Fushimi and he wants Fushimi to feel good too (and okay maybe he really wants to see Fushimi’s cute blushing face also). He keeps trying to get Fushimi to let him take control for once and Fushimi’s always snapping at him to just shut up and enjoy it and Yata’s like I can’t because I’m not sure you’re enjoying it and that’s important to me. They probably have a fight about it and Fushimi gets all pouty and clicks his tongue and basically refuses to get into a discussion about it at all.

So then a few days after the fight Yata comes home from work early and decides to go stop by Scepter 4 to bring Fushimi lunch. He gets there and all Fushimi’s coworkers are weirdly happy to see him and very insistent that he go see Fushimi right now. Yata discovers why when he walks into the office and sees a very red-faced and obviously sick Fushimi working on his computer while sniffling and hacking and looking terrible. Yata’s like what the fuck why are you at work why didn’t you call me and I’d come to get you. Fushimi tries to blow him off, since he’s used to working when he’s sick, and Yata pretty much has to drag him home with the blessing of Munakata and the rest of the squad who are very thankful that at least there’s one person who can make Fushimi actually stop overworking himself and go rest.

Yata gets Fushimi back home and lays him down on the bed and tells him to rest while Yata takes care of everything. Yata leaves the room to make Fushimi something to eat and then a few minutes later he hears a crash and runs back in to discover Fushimi tried to get up and half-fainted into the nightstand. Fushimi’s all lying there on the floor bruised and swearing to himself and Yata gets extra annoyed because didn’t I say I was going to do everything, call me if you need help. Fushimi kinda tries to refuse but Yata’s right there and he feels so warm and Fushimi feels so warm and he ends up leaning in for a kiss instead. Yata  kisses him back and they kinda fall back on the bed with Fushimi pushing up against him and obviously hard. Fushimi eventually breaks the kiss and tries to shove Yata away, saying he’ll take care of this on his own, and Yata’s like ‘I said everything, asshole’ and proceeds to give Fushimi a blowjob while Fushimi moans and whimpers and is so very, very enjoying himself. Later on Fushimi’s probably all grumpy about showing that side of himself to Yata plus he calls Yata an idiot since now Yata’s going to get sick too and Yata kinda pushes Fushimi’s hair back and tells him that it’s not like Fushimi needs to be ashamed of enjoying himself, Yata wants to give him all kinds of feelings and take care of him because Yata loves him. Fushimi’s face gets a little redder from things that aren’t fever and he buries his face all sulkily in the pillow but when Yata starts to get up Fushimi reaches for him and asks him not to leave, and Yata smiles and puts a hand on his head again and says he’ll stay right here for as long as Fushimi wants.

Just to be clear...

The mSW podcast team are not Reywalker fanboys. When they make a joke about Reylo, they are doing that because they make jokes about everything, including lewd comments about Kylo ‘going down’ during their saber fight! And if you think it means they’re sure Kylo and Rey must be cousins, consider that they were the first people saying that Rey was not related to any of the OT heroes back in June 2015. So…6 months before TFA even hit the cinema. Before ‘Reylo’ was even a thing. They then doubled down on it once Bloodline was released. They are not bashing the ship, they’re just having fun. Chill.