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at a restaurant that was ranked $ on yelp

sasuke: so i fucked kankuro

sakura: oh my god why do you only hang out with me when you fuck weird people

sasuke: cause i cant talk honestly about it with naruto cause im tryina make him jealous and i cant tell taka bc they dont know what a secret is. god keep up ur supposed to the smart one but you dont get basic sex drama

sakura: i hate you sooooo much

sasuke: look do u wanna know about how weird the sex was or not. i can go

sakura: no you cant youre paying for our food

sasuke: WHY DO YOU HATE POOR GAY MEN

sakura: JUST TELL ME

sasuke: ok. so. saying i fucked him is generous. its more like. he gave me a handjob

sakura: did you not return the favor? that’s cold

sasuke: no listen i tried. i was poppin out the second condom and everything. i was ready

sakura: idk how badly you needed condoms for a handjob

sasuke: let me have safe sex

sakura: okay good job. go on

sasuke: but like then he looked me dead in the eyes, roughly pulled all his clothes all the way back on and said, “hey you know when gaara was like 13 he jacked off to you and WAS NOT subtle. so i just can’t stop thinking about that throughout this. so i gotta go” AND LEFT

sakura: [CHOKING ON HER UNFILTERED ICED WATER]

sasuke: WE WERE AT HIS HOUSE

pengutan  asked:

owo can i have some tsukasa headcanons pls ,, ?? anything works i just need more content of my beautiful boy--

headcanons are ??? my favorite thing to write ?? i can just go wild and write absolutely anything that goes through my mind !! i hope you like these ! tsukasa’s one cute boy ♥ - mod mademoiselle


  • Tsukasa knows ridiculous amounts of trivia about just anything. He’s that one guy who always has something to say about any painting in a museum.
  • He won’t shut up when you’re watching movies together. He’s always commenting everything that happens, thinking aloud and has the ending of that thriller movie figured out fifteen minutes in.
  • A huge literature and history nerd ! He gets super excited about books. Whenever you bring him to a bookstore, he gets starry-eyed and won’t get out before he bought 100$ worth of novels.
  • He loves to act gentlemanly and dependable, but underneath the flowery language and the etiquette he’s a big baby. He once cried of frustration because he just couldn’t catch the plushie he wanted in a crane machine.
  • Smells really good, like freshly cleaned clothes and with just a hint of cologne. He likes to put some behind his ears, so that you get to smell it when you hug him !
  • He sometimes speaks to himself, but gets really embarrassed if he finds out someone heard him.
  • Has terrible bed hair. Seriously. His hair’s usually neatly done, so you were shocked to see how much of a hair monster he really is when he wakes up.
  • Won’t stop drinking tea at night and then complains about not being able to sleep.
  • Super smug when you or anyone else acknowledges he’s right about something. He has that self-satisfied little pout on his face all day.
  • Wears his emotions on his face. He really tries to look cooler, but he can’t help getting instantly excited over stuff he likes.
  • Surprisingly whimsical. He loves it when things go his way ! He won’t stop making puppy dog eyes at you whenever he really wants something, and it’s so hard to resist him…
  • He loves to act super mature and take you out on fancy dates, but he’d secretly also love to go play in the rain with you and pick up cotton candy.
  • He can dance. As in, ballroom dancing.He will waltz with you at least once. It’s even better if it’s one morning, when the two of you are still in pajamas.
  • If you can speak a language other than English, expect him to start learning it as soon as he can. He wants to be able to surprise you talking in that language someday !
  • Secretly loves to receive cheek kisses. Oh, he’ll never ask though : you have to somehow guess he wants some.
  • Once he starts eating something he likes, he can’t stop. He’ll guiltily look down when you ask him if he ate all the donuts again.
  • Loves junk food. It’s so new to him ! He feels he’s doing something thrilling and forbidden when you bring him to your favorite burger place.
  • Knows flower language and loves to buy flowers for you. Every bouquet has a meaning !
  • He likes to sneak poems he wrote about you in your pockets or in your bag.
  • Ridiculously talented at trying to be smooth in front of you and failing horribly. Like that one time he ran a hand through his hair and smiled at you while walking, and then tripped over his own two feet.
  • This boy has manners and will treat you like you’re royalty !
  • Super needy and affection-starved if he hasn’t seen you for more than two (2) days. You’ll get yourself a cuddly, blushy Tsukasa !
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What followed was just random screaming and Brynn trying to get away from that now more than embarassing situation. Maple tried to act like the queen bee, but she couldn’t see that what she was doing was about to throw her in the abyss of the ridicolous. She was making a fool of herself trying to make a point there wasn’t even need to make. And when Brynn’s friends were already home, Maple got her friends to support her…. more or less. “Sorry Ali, what did we say exactly? It’s not like she even tried to keep calm…” “She probably thought she got everything under control, but you know how she is… jealousy and frustration must have won her over. Or the blondie said something when we weren’t here…” They were worried and Brynn could see that. What hurt the most was to know that Opaline should have been on her side. She could see in her eyes how conflicted she was. When Alison tried to intervene though, Maple shut her up with bark, so everything about Opaline’s attitude made more sense. The absurd play went on, and on, and on…

Eventually, the principal showed up. 
“You better stop this now girls.” 
“But she’s making fun of me!” 
“You pushed me! And started accusing me of things I never did!” 
“Oh please, goody-two-shoes is at it again!” 
Fuck off Maple.” 
ENOUGH! In my office. NOW!”

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anonymous asked:

OOOHHH. I see. I see. That's good. I also agree. I love Tiger. He is the best dad! I would love to see him interact with Toshinori and maybe even Midoriya :)

I agree!!! Lol, we were actually talking about how awesome an xover between the two would be because I can guarentee you that Deku??? Would totally love??? TIGER???

Tiger would be like his second favourite hero after All Might, and when Tiger finally meets him he’s like, reduced to tears because he finally has a fan. And after that he takes time to visit Izuku once in a while and see how his lil buddy is doin’, and he’s probably super proud when Izuku gets into UA, and Izuku probably knows his identity too, and he and Kaede are probably friends and everything is good and pure in this world and I really need to write something about this OAO

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Name: Zee
Age: 19
Country: USA

Hello!
I’m Zee I am about to start my second year of Business school and I’m just looking for some new people to talk to. I’m a very talkative person, I can talk about anything and everything for hours. I really love to cosplay and watch movies. I just finished a league of legends group project, though I sadly don’t play and I’m about to start a solo Pokemon cosplay for myself.
I like to think I’m a good listener and my friends say I give good advice, so I’d love to help you if or ever you’re in need. I really want to make a long term friend, either online or on paper! I’d love to share pictures of my dogs and cats and really get to know you!

Preferences: 17 or older, please

I feel like garbage.
You know when you kinda feel sick… headachy… slightly nauseous…. super lethargic….. it just carries onto everything.
I feel emotionally blue. Like. Depressed I have made zero progress with weightloss. Muffin top is more like cake top.
And Aaron and I are talking about baby #2 and I’m like…. I need to drop some weight. I wanna be about 175, so when I gain weight for my pregnancy I’m not higher than before. I only gained 18lbs from my first, but I gained some back and have been stuck ever since.
And now I’m craving McDonald’s. Like. What.
I feel like I can not control what I eat. I’m not really over eating, just poor spur of the moment decisions. Some days are better than others. But I’m just being so terrible.

Ugh. Why is it so hard to get back on track.?

anonymous asked:

my love fills me up and makes me feel everything i never knew i could feel again. my love is compassionate, attentive and sacrificial for my wellbeing. but my love is also overprotective, territorial and borderline obsessive and makes me feel suffocated when i need it the least. i don't know what to do. i've talked about it and they know they need to change but they apologize and do it again. i can't keep explaining my past to them and reassuring them whenever they're overthinking/doubtful.

clearly you’re very aware of yourself and know what this person needs to work on. you know how their behavior is affecting you, as well as its toxicity.

a relationship can’t consist of one person always serving as a crutch to the other. that’s not a relationship, that’s you being a security blanket for someone with insecurity and/or self-esteem issues. this sounds harsh, but it’s the truth. at some point, you’ll have to break the behavioral cycle and decide when to convey some tough love to this person.

if they’re draining you more than they’re replenishing you, this relationship is detrimental to your well-being and mental health.

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so, on the subject of fish

I dont fuckign know guys

PSA for anybody who has ever felt insecure about how they write their character. Remember why you began writing them in the first place. Remember how much they mean to you and how much you enjoy writing them. There will be other people roleplaying the same character as you, it is inevitable, but there is only one of YOU and only one who plays the character the way YOU play them. You bring something special to that character. Something that nobody can mimic or do the same as because nobody is just like you. You need to accept that, and accept that there will be others, but just like you they will be playing the character their own way as well. Nobody is better. Nobody is the same. Nobody deserves to play a character more than another person does. This is no popularity contest and you should never feel as though you aren’t worthy of playing a character just because you or someone else has made you feel that way. Instead of comparing yourself to others who play the same character as you; try to embrace the differences and admire them. Cheer up and keep on keeping on. You love your character, you love roleplaying as that character, and in the end that is all that matters.

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Mike Pence's Flagrant Waste of Taxpayer Money
The vice president spent more than most Americans make in a year traveling to an NFL game to perform a political stunt.
By Conor Friedersdorf

On Sunday, Vice President Mike Pence made a big show of leaving an NFL game early. He declared himself upset that some players knelt during the singing of the Star Spangled Banner. “I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our flag, or our national anthem,“ he declared, as if attacking those things was the intent of the athletes.

The NFL players knelt in protest because they believe that African Americans are being denied their self-evident rights to life and liberty by a prejudiced criminal-justice system.

“This is not about the military, this is not about the flag, this is not about the anthem,” 49ers Safety Eric Reid later told reporters. “My mother served in the armed forces. Three of my uncles served … I have the utmost respect for the military, for the anthem, for the flag … This is about systemic oppression that has been rampant in this country … I will keep doing what I feel is necessary, to use the platform that I have, to make changes. It’s really disheartening when everything you were raised on, everything I was raised on, was to be the best person I can be, to help people who need help, and the vice president of the United States is trying to confuse the message that we’re trying to put out there. I don’t know what to say about it.”

Pence is not compelled to agree with how players protest. But by fleeing the entire NFL game, he adopted the tactics of a childish, petulant snowflake who reacts to speech he dislikes by misrepresenting it, expressing umbrage, and retreating to a “safe space.”

The major difference?

When an immature teenager makes a show of fleeing from expression that he regards as politically incorrect, he’s typically evading ideas he ought to confront on his own dime. Whereas Pence spent taxpayer money to get to that NFL game. Lots of it.

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trr crack theory: the KING is the traitor

look i know i kNoW but hear me out:

  • canonically, prince liam and prince leo are half brothers, which means the king is their father since he’s the one carrying the royal bloodline
  • we know this because king > queen title-wise (this some sexist bullshit but w/e), that’s why irl queen elizabeth’s husband is only a crown prince
  • since neither of their mothers are alive, this means that queen regina is the king’s third wife
  • so…… wtf his first two wives are BOTH DEAD? two dead queens??? 
  • and his kids are like in their 20s (leo could technically be in his 30s but I think that’s pushing it since they JUST tried to marry him off)
  • SOOOO there can’t have been a lot of time in between these first two marriages since liam and leo aren’t that far apart in age
  • which w/e like maybe he’s just a shady man hoe ok this happens all the time look at prince charles, scum of the earth
  • BUT!!!! this comment to queen regina changes the game:
  • “i remember being young once” uhhhh sir didn’t you marry this woman like a few years ago tops
  • look at this old ass man he was NOT young when he married regina so what is he talking about
  • UNLESS regina and this fuckin king met when they were young and she has been his mistress ever since
  • he couldn’t marry her because he needed the other two wives for like diplomatic reasons??? idk this part of the theory needs more work
  • anyway so the wives find out and threaten to expose his lyin ass
  • he had to dispose of his wives somehow so he could be with his side chick!!!!!!
  • ok now sidebar: 
  • drake’s dad died trying to “protect the royal family” (which apparently was a shit job to have since both queens died anyway)
  • MAYBE HE KNEW TOO MUCH
  • WHAT DID DRAKE’S DAD KNOW
  • read: the king had him murdered
  • why tf u think savannah ran away???? she accidentally found out about it at a beaumont party 
  • who have motive to threaten savannah and would also be in attendance at a beaumont party HMMMM LETS CHECK THE RECEIPTS
  • OH IS THAT SO KING??????? InTeReStInG
  • so clearly he’s like “get out or i will take you out”
  • she couldn’t tell drake or he would also be in danger she just had to flee and leave no trace
  • THE KING KILLS HIS WIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • this is why he needs to marry off his sons ASAP to get them off his back
  • so why is he stepping down from power?? WELL technically leo fucked up all his plans because he didn’t marry madeleine who is clearly the chosen one
  • like they let her into LIAM’S competition even so wtf????? they want her as queen for some reason
  • MADELEINE IS IN ON IT

fall: a word which here means MURDER

  • maybe she’s related to regina and is the key to keeping their power????
  • this some most wanted book one realness here i am living
  • anyway except why is the king suddenly acting fake af to MC and being all “ah yes you love my son” CLEARLY he has a plan
  • WILL HE KILL AGAIN?? WILL IT BE MC?????
  • or maybe HE sent tariq and he plans to sabotage MC at the coronation and then use liam’s broken heart to convince him to just marry madeleine since obvs the royal fam knows best right like look what that American girl did to u and look what this other American girl made leo do

WOW WHY IS THIS THE MOST SUS,,,, THE MOST OMINOUS

  • moral of the story: murder king