everything that comes out of her mouth is shit omg

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As a lifelong glasses wearer, I feel this entire exchange SO MUCH.

I also want to express how much I appreciate that at no point did words to the effect of “OMG YOUR EYESIGHT IS SHIT” come out of Steven’s mouth. (Yes. Yes thank you. I am aware of this. That would be why the glasses are on my face.)

OTHER THINGS TO LOVE:

That Connie completely came out ahead on this negotiation. Steven wanted to wear the glasses in exchange for the story, but Connie said only if he gave her the juice box. Connie gets what she wanted in the first place, +1 JUICE BOX. Connie for Actual Best Of Everything.

Connie literally wears rose-coloured glasses.