everything is so hot right now

daughterofscotland  asked:

Coldwave - Home improvement

1 - It’s Mick’s idea. Len doesn’t understand why they wouldn’t just move to a new home, but goddamnit, this one is Mick’s favorite and he loves it and they’re going to fix it, Len. Len is happy that Mick’s happy after the fiasco of Legends, so he gives in, buys the land and everything above-board, and now they’re the proud owners of a fixer-upper.

2 - Mick wants four overs. Len doesn’t think anyone in their right minds needs four ovens. After a patient and reasoned exchange of ideas (read: fistfight), Mick gets his ovens. Len bitches right up until Mick serves him a dinner in which everything is hot and perfect and Len never complains again.

3 - Len isn’t into it at first, or thinks he’s not into it, until they’re robbing a rich house in the wealthy neighborhood and he just - stops. Mick looks at him. “What’s wrong?” “Nothing. But look at that window seat.” “Yeah? It’s got a safe?” “No. I want one for our house. It would go perfectly by the north-east corner.” “…sure, boss.” aka Len is totally into it he just won’t admit it and is super weird about it.

4 - They invade STAR Labs and ask Barry to paint the house for them. They offer to pay in food. Barry is tickled by the innocuous request and agrees. Mick’s four ovens get a work-out.

5 - Mick likes fixing things and keeps picking up new projects. Len likes thinking of new things he wants. It’s practically a second honeymoon for them.

6 - Barry likes it when his two supervillains are off living in domestic bliss rebuilding their house because they are A, not causing him headaches and B, are now really angry when someone threatens to destroy Central. Do you know how much work they put into that house?!

7 - Barry abruptly likes it a lot less when Iris visits their house and comes back and says “why don’t we do something like that?”

  • Remus: Okay you need to kiss him like right now
  • Everyone: 3!
  • Remus: Don't be like last year. You accidentally kissed James. That was horrible
  • Everyone: 2!
  • Remus: Oh god I can't do it. Sirius is probably going to kiss some hot chick and I'll kiss my hand or something
  • Everyone: 1!
  • Remus: Nope no kissing Sirius now. I'm going to live alone in a cardboard box.
  • Everyone: Happy New Year!
  • Sirius: [kisses Remus] You dork, you realize you said everything out loud?

is it just me or is studying late at night by yourself kind of comforting? Like you’re at the library or in your room on a thursday and its 2 am and you look at the window and everything is so quiet and peaceful and you have some hot coffee with you. You make a list of the things you want to get done and you feel accomplished for even studying right now and getting ahead in your classes and wow its great

i wish i could do things right and i wish i had motivation to get up

The X-Files Tipsy challenge

@kateyes224 I am violently wincing with how terrible this is. I don’t think I have ever chugged alcohol as much as I did last night.

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I love you mulder scully said to Mulder. He fucked her hard core. I mean like he fucked her every way she wanted. He wanted her to feel good. He fucked. Her har. He fucked her soft. Im so fucked up yall. Pls send help. Mulder fucked scully and we known im sondrunk it not funnt. But anyway. Theun fuxked in this episdoe. We all know it. Scully deep throats mulder hard core like a porn star. Holy shir. It was hot. I onow cos I seen it. Lol. Im not a pervyyyy. They just got af. Im fucked up. But not like chris csrter. Scully and mulde is hot af.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping starter sentences

65 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: cussing, sexual themes, violence

  • “Ever since I was born, I was dope.”
  • “They were hot.”
  • “That song changed my life.”
  • “Be original, be fearless.”
  • “Fuck you, traitor. I know what you’re up to.”
  • “You’re destroying everything that we have worked for!”
  • “Yo, just got my butt waxed. That shit hurt!”
  • “Yeah… Just jacked it. Um, feeling pretty mellow right now…”
  • “My belly’s full from all the pride I swallow.”
  • “I’m not your normal definition of a rockstar.”
  • “Your mom’s old, but I’ll ask if she’s your sister.”
  • “I’m so unpretentious for a genius.”
  • “You know, back in my high school days, I was in a band.”
  • “Ow, dude. You bit me, _____.”
  • “You’re my best friend. Don’t tell _____.”
  • “True love trumps all.”
  • “It’s time to make a change.”
  • “That was a game-changing moment.”
  • “Because when you have a catch phrase, the world is catched by your phrase.”
  • “Being out here in nature, away from all the people and the trappings of modern life, it’s so peaceful. There’s nothing like it.”
  • “Look, I know it sounds lame… but there’s no such thing as selling out anymore, man.”
  • “If you’re uncomfortable, we could rethink it.”
  • “_____ and I have been hanging out for six months now, and I gotta say, she’s the total package.”
  • “Well, that is not where we wanted to be, but… not bad for the day.”
  • “Why are you wearing sunscreen? It’s overcast.”
  • “It’s huge! Kill it!”
  • “A lot of people hating right now, but we feed off their hate.”
  • “Invade my cave with your special unit.”
  • “You’re an overrated piece of shit.”
  • “You’re my idol. Right next to Jesus. And Morgan Freeman.”
  • “Looks like the tip of Optimus Prime’s dick.”
  • “I did it all by myself. Nobody helped me.”
  • “Ten seconds is an eternity, _____!”
  • “The timing of that was crazy.”
  • “My psychic told me that in my previous life I was a wolf, which makes so much sense.”
  • “Ever since I met you, I knew in my heart that you were super bangin’.”
  • “_____… will you marry me?”
  • “I used to like _____, but now I wish he would just go away.”
  • “What the fuck is this garbage?”
  • “I invited _____ to come to the after-party tonight, so he might be here.”
  • “You think you know what’s up, but in fact, you, my friend, have no idea what’s going on.”
  • “Don’t call me again.”
  • “Alright, look, decide right now. Him or me.”
  • “____, you… you’re… you’re just upset and overreacting.”
  • “I need to find out who I can really trust.”
  • “You can’t just agree with everything I say.”
  • “I should have told you to fuck off years ago, but instead I just let you become a bigger and bigger dick.”
  • “You gotta know when to let go.”
  • “I get the message. I’ll go away.”
  • “Can we please turn this off?”
  • “We used to have fun. What the fuck happened?”
  • “Get up. We’re going out.”
  • “I cannot deal with the public right now.”
  • “You fucker. You tricked me.”
  • “I feel like I could’ve handled myself a little better these past few months.”
  • “This is your thing, and I’m hella proud of you, man.”
  • “What do you want me to say?”
  • “It’s crazy I spent so much time thinking about killing him.”
  • “As soon as I said it, I was kind of like, uh, maybe not.”
  • “Your hair smells and looks great.”
  • “What the fuck did you just say to me?”
  • “I will eat your fucking head!”
  • “You better learn some respect!”
  • “We have GPS, and yet we’re still lost.”
  • “This is just some revolutionary shit, man. My heart is pounding right now.”
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???: Shhh beautiful everything is going to be alright,well not for you so much but oh well we can’t all be happy right, ?!

???: Robby … Go and call Jason and tell him that we have got a job done.

Robby: Are you sure Ty maybe i should help you with this one here

Ty: Yes i’m sure,drug has already started to kick in ,now go and call him,and i’ll carry this beauty to the car,don’t want anyone too see us like this,do we now.

Robby: He’s really hot hope Jason will not mind us playing with him

Ty: I’m sure he will not.now go and call him you fucking idiot,do you really want someone too see us ?!

Robby: I’m going i’m going

Ty: *Sigh* What a fucking moron.Come on sleeping beauty time to go to your new home

dude holy shit, so this guy comes frantically knocking on my door at 12AM and won’t stop so i get up, and he’s asking if i know who’s garage is the garage number 21-22 and i say idk and he leaves

so i decide to get up for good bc my bed was too hot and i open the window to get some air and i hear this fucking conversation;
this poor dude’s car’s tires are sliced up, and someone wrote ‘i’m pregnant’ on his car’s window with a lipstick, and this married guy has no fucking idea who, why and what the fuck. there’s police outside & everything.

and i feel.. SO BAD bc i HEARD THIS HAPPEN.

I HEARD A WEIRD SOUND OUTSIDE AT 3AM AND I DIDN’T BOTHER TO CHECK. THIS HAPPENED RIGHT BELOW MY WINDOW.

he’s now reassuring his wife and telling her he has no mistress, and she’s laughing a lot so i think she’s more amused by the situation than worried.
thank god too bc, imagine losing your wife’s trust bc some vindictive moron couldn’t take a second glance at who’s car she’s destroying.

also he’s now genuinely worried about the dude who regularly parks his car in that spot, he’s like “what if it’s for him, what if someone’s really pregnant??”

turns out that’s why he was knocking on my door too, that garage goes with my apartment, but ofc i don’t have a car and the owner of my apartment doesn’t park there either since he lives elsewhere, so i got no idea who’s car this was aimed for. I might keep watch who regularly parks there, if anyone.

so this is some real life drama i woke up to, or better yet, that woke me up today.

cookieangelwonho  asked:

YOUR OPINION ON THE MASTERPIECE BY MONSTA X MUSIC MASTER

I literally don’t know any other artists right now. All I wanna hear about is Monsta X. All I want to listen to is Monsta X. All I want to talk about is Monsta X. Today, seven young men have proven their status as kings. Beautiful is so clever and works so well as a single, I am just so shook???? My love Jooheon slays everything, Changkyun is hot as hell, Wonho is a smoking gun, Shownu is so powerful and volatile, Kihyun sounds like an archangel and has the presence of one, Minhyuk is glowing and this is a stand out performance, and finally but not finally Hyungwon is so sexy!

As for the song, well ahaah I’m going to talk about that tomorrow when it’s not 5am and I have a clarinet.

Well, to me, it means it’s comfortable. Familiar, yet deeply moving….It’s beautiful when the weather’s not hot or cold.  Kind of like you don’t notice it. Kind of like it’s perfect because everything is so balanced, that you don’t even feel it. And while you’re feeling that non-feeling, you look up in the sky, and you almost think that’s why. Because how every is, right now. All the stars and planets, and us, and the ground, and the cells, and molecules. Right now is exactly the reason why now is comfortable.
—  Kimberly, Comet (2014) // i never know what that means when people say that. ‘it’s a beautiful night.’  what does that mean?

deleriousfromcoffee  asked:

Eddie. Take a deep breath, it's okay. You'll remember & even if you don't, you'll create new memories that'll be just as good. I know it seems so chaotic right now, but everyone loves you, so don't worry & don't feel guilty for something out of your control. -hugs Eddie gently- It'll be okay, I promise. I know its scary but you'll be ok. Just no pushing yourself. Breathe & relax. -hugs him again- Everything will be ok. If you don't like hugs, I offer hot cocoa but I offer hot cocoa regardless.

“Y-yeah, th-thanks everyone for t-trying to help me feel better about f-forgetting.”

MBTI types as my favorite Hetalia quotes

 Because why not?


ESFP : “Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money!”

ISFP : “I shall now show my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano”

ENTJ : “The problem is, I can’t help but punch him in the face”

INTJ : “I know my ideas are the best because otherwise I’d kill them!”

ESFJ : “I’m so hot I could kiss myself”

ISFJ : “So the ladies of Crete wore stuff that made spectacles of their breastacles?”

ENTP : “I’m only allowed to hear my own thoughts and those are the ones that I like”

INTP : “Suck my balls you damn potato eater”

ESTP : “Before I tell you, there’s something I want to say. It goes a little something like this, LICK MEIN BALLS!”

ISTP : “This weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shitstorm and it’s coming right at ya!”

ENFJ : “Laughing off the negative as something positive is my style”

INFJ : “Aah! What the crapola happened here!?” 

ESTJ : “You can’t google stuff in 1942, you asshat”

ISTJ : “I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape”

ENFP : “Oh skit! What the cripes?”

INFP : “I hide dark secret no one will ever guess because of my sweet face”

anonymous asked:

Hey daddy, my tight pussy is so wet right now, I want to grind against your hard cock and soak my thong. I want you to pin me against the wall, bite my neck, choke me and fuck my pussy and my ass till you cum daddy

Baby girl that’s so fucking hot daddy loves everything you described there good girl

anonymous asked:

My .02 for whatever it is worth: take the play by play of how she doxed you and report this evil bitch to the authorities so she can finally get in some real hot water and go to jail like they all deserve to go after their years of fandom terrorizing with the stalking, bullying and doxing they've done. Seriously. The only way they will stop is if the authorities stop them.

The “authorities” have been in touch with them. The Inquistr has been pursuing this. There are other things going on but I am not at liberty to comment on them right now. I was not going to deal with this with everything else I have had going on but things continue to change. We will see if they keep harassing, threatening and bullying people. The ball is in their court….but not for long.

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Kim: It’s a beautiful night, though.

Dell:  I never know what that means.  People saying ‘it’s a beautiful night.’  What does that mean?

Kim:  Well, to me, it means it's comfortable, familiar…It’s beautiful when the weather’s not hot or cold. Kind of like you don’t notice it, kind of like it’s perfect 'cause everything's so balanced. You don’t even feel it. And while you’re feeling that non-feeling, you look up in the sky and you almost think,“That’s why," because how everything is right now, all the stars and planets and us and the ground and the cells and molecules…Right now is exactly the reason. Right now is comfortable.

a bunny hopping in to show off his murse… (〃ノωノ) 

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Thank you so much!!!! I really appreciate it! Going on my list so it doesn’t get lost again. And please take care! Hope everything is all right on your end. ���� Here’s some hot tea for you: ☕️☕️☕️ (And Saizo fic? Did you say Saizo fic??? HOHHOHHO~)

I’m kinda working on lots of fics atm. There is even one for Mitsunari :O. But all of them are at very early stages and need lots of plotting and stuff. I might take your offer and let you read some to test some ideas.

Thank you for the tea <3