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Disney Descendants Review

God it was such a great movie. It went a bit fast for my taste but I liked it. Also it was a really heavy movie. Jane being so insecure about herself, The kids reaction when Lonnie told them what her mother do when she is sad, Carlos answering that they dont really get belly rubs, Mal having her dramatic song when she sees Maleficent´s statue. EVIE´S MOMMY!, Jay saying killer.. what did Jafar do you you.. Carlos kinda bringing up the mood with, Remind me to never forget mothers day.. It was sad but It brought up the tension in my opinion. 

Evil like me - Omg I loved it, It was so funny and Maleficent got a broadway number I mean.. awesome, She also was some kind of Ninja/Miley Cyrus.. Bit weird.. but a great song. 

JANE OH JUST LET ME HUG YOU… COME ON FAIRY GODMOTHER! YOU LITARLLY HAVE THE NAME MOTHER IN YOUR NAME! BE A MOTHER TO YOUR DAUGHTER COME ON! I had a lot feels about that.. anyway..

The parents where freaking amazing.. Grimhilde was the mother that literally yelled ENOUGH! When Cruella and Jafar fought (Siblings much?) Maleficent just sat there rolling her eyes much like a father.. Hint hint everyone.. Malfhilde is a thing.. Also, Y- you your little nugget! Awesome. FG where all time offended when she said eggplants and hamsters! 

Queen Leah bby.. I thought she was going to cry.. god I felt so bad for her. Everything she said was true, She did miss her daughters first sixteen years… horrible really, also in the end looking proud at granddaughter Audrey respecting Mal and Mal respecting Audrey..

Lonnie is a precious cupcake and now my spirit princess, she just ripped her dress and everyone was like NOOO! Lonnie was adorable and kinda badass like mama Mulan, also MAMA MULAN WAS WITH HER IN THE END! OHHH YES!

Chad Fucking Charming.. Let me kill you now.. Dont you call her a gold digger! because guess what? YOUR MOTHER IS AND WAS A GOLD DIGGER! 

Maleficent flirting with Adam, In another time.. In another time.. (Same) Then with Jay, Gaston should be jealous.. (Same) I´m still not over her sitting in Grimhilde´s lap when she could just have taken a chair.. (They are wifey´s..)

Snow Stupid White come on you should know that Evie is your stepsister! She just was, Evie? Someone named Evie made this dress? SNOW YOUR A FREAKING REPORTER AND YOU DONT KNOW YOUR STEPMOTHERS DAUGHTER IS EVIE I THINK THAT IS KINDA STUPID!

Belle almost fainting was the best thing ever also her getting along with Evie in the back.. aww… Oh stopping growling beasty husband like : Adam no.. Did anyone see? No? Good.. Well anyway… Best thing in the history of best things.

Who´s the fairest of them all? ME! Ugh.. YOU! GOOD LETS GO! Just perfection.. Also Cruella chasing Carlos and then just GREAT! Just wow.. 

In the next movie I expect a hug between Evie and Grimhilde, Cruella freaking out more about Dude, Jafar being a proud papa when Jay is playing that game I still not know what it´s called, Maleficent coming back like - I´M BA-ACK again.. Just more parents in general! they had the funny scenes! Oh also Grimhilde and Snow reunion.. because awkward…

Okay, Where where Aziz and Anxelin? they weren’t there! All time disappointed in that.. 

BUT GREAT MOVIE!