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“Detection is a darned lonely business and detectives are perhaps inclined to be lone wolves, if you’ll pardon the expression. And at the conclusion of a case, there are always other parties not of the police force, who will claim to have solved it. I refer, of course, to that bane of the policeman’s life, the amateur sleuth, or worse, still, the professional private detective.“

Barely Legal (Part 2)

Summary: You were just a kid; or, at least, that was what Tony kept telling himself.
You were just a smart young hero and for sure weren’t trying to seduce him.
Right? !
Pairing: Eventual Tony Stark x Reader
Word Counting: 630 words
Other Characters: Ned Leeds, Peter Parker
Warnings: Seduction, older man/younger woman.

Barely Legal - Masterlist

Originally posted by dive-into-the-spidey-life

Tony raised his eyes from the newspaper in his hands to see you running with Peter and Ned on your heels. Along with the spider boy, you had moved in with the Avengers about one year prior – probably less – and were attached by the hip since then.

Honestly, he was never sure if you two were just friends or more than that.

“Good afternoon, Mr Stark.” The nerd boy stopped and looked at him.

“Good afternoon, Ned.” He said dismissively and the teen left after you and Parker again.

“Where is everyone else?” He heard Peter’s voice through the communication system.

“At the pool.” Tony rolled his eyes. “You are late.”

“We had to get Ned.” You reminded him, changing from your school uniform to a bathing suit inside your room.

It was a sexy one piece. Its colour and cut made your body look awesome, shaping everything to make you look your best self.

“Aren’t you going, Mr Stark?” You questioned, still using the communication system.

“I don’t think so, kiddo.” He said nonchalantly. “I’m not in the mood.”

Oh no.

You couldn’t have that.

You did quicker up your pace, making double Dutch braids quickly and putting on just a small amount of makeup before running to the living room and finding Tony at the same place he was minutes later.

“Mr Stark,” You exclaimed, stopping in front of him with your hands on your hips. “You can’t be serious.”

You almost felt Tony’s eyes trailing up your body, running the way up your legs and freezing in there for a long moment before climbing to your breasts, cleavage, and face. He stared at you for a long moment until you cleared your throat, raising his eyebrows.

“I’m sorry, did you say anything?”

“You’re going to change.” You affirmed, taking the newspaper from his hands. “And get to the poll with us.”

He was too shocked to protest and Peter and Ned stopped in their tracks to look at the interaction between the two of you.

“Y/N,” Tony ran a hand up his face. “I don’t…”

In response, you dropped elegantly to your knees and rested your elbows on his thighs.

“Please, Tony.” You put your best innocent face, arching your back softly to make your butt pop up. “It won’t be enough fun without you there.”

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Inktober day 24: I am Darkwing Duck!!!

I made this as a thank you for @mrtigresss for (indirectly) introducing me to this cartoon! it’s… i love it. just look at this over-dramatic goofball

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Prompt:Your favourite episode of Doctor Who set in a historical period
The Girl in the Fireplace
For @gallihafry

“One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.”

3: Daryl is not the best character.

Why? Well, when he is with other characters, Daryl thrives, but when he is on his own, the story gets kinda dull and boring because he is, at best, a superb supporting character incapable of holding the reigns.

TheRichest.com (The Walking Dead: 15 Major Problems Fans Don’t Want To Admit)

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  female awesome meme

                1/20  female dynamics: Nani and Lilo

“You are so finished when I get in there! I’m gonna stuff you in the blender, push “puree,” then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, “Mmmm, this is great, what’s your secret?” I’m gonna say …Love… and… nurturing…” 

These days I spent the days coding like crazy. I am exhausted but it feels so good.
So while I was taking a break I remembered my first year of cs/e when I had no idea of programming and I didn’t know what was x=x+1 or x++, how for and while loops worked and so on. I didn’t even know what I was doing there in class to be honest.
And I hated programming.

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but apostate hobo mage ROBES

Ripples - Part 5:B

Vegas Baby Vegas

Synopsis: What happens when you wake up married to Steve Rogers in a Las Vegas hotel suite? Especially when you have feelings for his best friend and his best friend has feelings for you? Only time can tell.

Originally posted by bluebrooklynkid

Warnings: NSFW 18+ Yep, its beginning…

Series Tag List: @captainxamerica, @just—love, @senpaiace, @glittercoveredsouls, @findacauseandserveit, @devil-may-cry-11-blog, @agentbarnescarter, @mannatgalhotra @harrisbn @sapphire1727 @ishipmybed @nessy-bearxb @calaofnoldor @cautionconed @badassbaker @mannatgalhotra @girlwonder86 @thatpunkrockfandomchick

TAGS ARE STILL OPEN

A/N: I have been waiting forever for this part! Things are starting to get real…. I‘m posting two parts in a day on behalf of Seb’s birthday though this chapter isn’t especially kind to our dear Bucky…

New to the Series. Catch up here


Steve POV 


“You’ve never been to Vegas!?” She asks surprised before she stands, walking to the dashboard. She punching too many buttons as she mumbles,

“Of course you haven’t. You aren’t a sinner. Well Vegas it is Steve. I’m breaking your Vegas cherry and we’re going to gamble, and watch a crappy show, and go to a strip club and ride roller coasters and pass out and wonder how the hell we got there. That’s what Vegas is all about.”

She swivels in her chair, turning toward me.

“And it’s on autopilot and we should be able to park in a hanger of a friends and be in and out. Tony will never know and you can get the first round of icky Sharon blues out of your system. This is perfect.”

She giggles as she runs toward me, jumping back in my lap. Its another side of her. Y/N wasn’t playful, as least not with anyone outside of Bucky. It was nice to see her in this light, to see her be vulnerable, carefree and fun.

“You need this Steve! We’ve been so worried about you. Oh!,” she jumps off of me, going to another dashboard and typing out a message. “Gonna tell Bucky we will be back in a jiffy. That we just need to go on a mini vacation because I asked him to wait for me but I don’t want him worrying.”

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WINEINETHEWIDOW’S 1,000 FOLLOW FOREVER

              Heavens. I had made Cersei on a whim the night of I got internet. I literally had nothing but a few pictures and a keyboard and like..maybe 2 followers? Cersei literally showed up out of no where and demanded that I love her, and it’s been a wild ride ever since. I’ve met so many people, written so many things, and Cersei and I have been through so much together. And I’m just thankful for every single moment that had happened, every single person I’ve met, and every heart wrenching and cute things our muses have been through.

        Really it wouldn’t have been such an awesome ride without every single one of you, and I’m so thankful for you all. I know I’m terrible with having constant productivity but thank you for putting up with it. For putting up with the mess that I am and my random days where all I do is jack around doing nothing but reblogging pretty pictures. (how do you put up with me) 

         Beneath the cut is some very special shout outs to those I could never be without. Please I ask early on that you forgive me if I miss anyone. I have a terrible memory and there is just so MANY of you. ohmygosh. I can never be thankful enough. I love you all, my lovelies!

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Wait a Minute!!!

Okay so after thinking about how much I loved “Friends are Family” from Lego Batman which is the equivalent of “Everything is Awesome” from The Lego Movie, it made me wonder if there will be some kind of song that all the ninja and other characters sing in the Ninjago movie and you guys…..

If Garmadon, Lloyd or Cole sing….. I will literally lose myself in that theater…. I kid you not!! Because during the majority of “Friends are Family” Batman refuses to sing and then HE DOES and if they do that with any of those three I will die, my soul will ascend to the heavens from joy and laughter

pokemon XYZ

X,Y(Z)
OPINION
THE BEGEINING .
So after one of the worst series in pokemon history , I was about done with pokemon I was tired of pokemon and its crap . but then the kalos region came to be and I had my doubts I thought it was going to be bad really bad .
Then my brother proved me wrong he told me ash is actully strong and smart in this one and he actlluy acts like a good trainer . so I got into it and loved every second of it .
ASH KETCHUM
So we see ash in this one as a smart trainer you can tell he wanted to become stronger and he used all his past experiences to become strong te one thing that got me into the show was him jumping off the building to save his pokemon .
Ash showed a lot of respect for his pokemon and the bond between them grew , I think he has more respect more honor for his pokemon then I have ever seen . ash even stated that this team was his strongest and I believed it .
Ash pokemon were so awesome each and every pokemon had there own personality and I love the bond between hawlocha and noivern . it was like big brother protecting his little brother or father protecting his son.
Ash was a strong trainer and he trained some strong pokemon , the one thing I wish he could of done was keep them with him .
ASH GRANINJA
So I stated that I loved infernape story better then graninja and I was wrong so wrong the ash graninaj bond made the show even awesome , ash loved his pokemon so much and graninja loved him enough to unless a power that hasn’t been seen in a thousand years .
There bond was so long that they broke through the mega energy ray that was cast upon them. These to where so strong they took on the champion and almost won they made it to the finals , this bond was made for ash to go up against mega pokemon and to save kalos .
The fact the froakie wanted to be strong and powerfull and saw that ash is the one that can breing that power out and you can see them training hard to become one with each other .

Now im gonna get into all his friends
BONNIE
So for me bonnie took the show and ran with it . at first I thought she was going to be that little annoying sister type but I was wrong , she was so cute and charming that she grew on me . the cutest moment about her was when she was a ninja .
She just enjoyed being on an adventure and she added more story and growth then most of the pokegirls . she was that little sister who cared for her brother she tried to get him a girlfriend , witch was funny .
This girl cared so much for pokemon that she ran up to a giant enraged zygrade and save it . that part choked me up . her friend was attacking her and she just sat there cryed and sang her song for squishy .
She didn’t care that she could get hurt , she wanted to protect her friend and that moment showed so much growth and power that she calmed a legendary pokemon and inches from attacking her .
One thing I loved was that everyone protected bonnie she was the little sister that everyone people and pokemon had to protect and you saw it a lot in the show . bonnie was one of the best pokegirls she did more for the team then some so called dragon trainer and so called water master .
Bonnie will always be in my heart as the little kid who cared about people and pokemon and it showed brushing there far to calming your best friend before it could hurt her .
CLEMONT
Clemont was such a relieve , he was funny and smart and he loved his sister and his friends . he fought so hard to become strong and meeting ash made him a better pokemon trainer and gym leader . clemont was the nerdy kid who was kicked out of his gym
Then he needed help taking it back , in the beginning he had to ask ash for help . sooner or latter he became such a strong trainer . he proved his self when he went up against ash in his gym battle , they put there heart and soul into this battle
Ash pushed clemont to become the man we saw today . durning the team flair arc he went into his gym alone him and his pokemon fought to take back the gym he created and doing so he had to let clembot go to save the city to save kalos he had to destory a dear friend .
That showed some growth , he wewnt from the kid who was kicked out of his own to taking his gym back from team flair .
Clemont was and now will always be my favorite , he passed brock up brock showed some growth but clemont showed so much growth he became my favorite pokeboy other then ash .
SERENA
So everyone hates on her for following ash saying she stalked him , but other pokegirls followed ash . misty followed him because of a stupid bike , may and dawn also for a bike . irirs , just straight up followed my boy for no reason .
So serena yes wanted to find the boy who helped him out for so long but she did what every other pokegirl did but the thing is serena was about to leave them behind when ash invited her along , the other girls just followed but serena was asked .
Serena was that girl I didn’t know about but I loved her she went on her journey so she didn’t want to become a ryhorn racer and in doing so she found her calling , yes it took her a while and everyone hated her for that .
But out of all of us who still is looking for her calling . so yes it took a while for her to find her answer and when she did she killed it . the bond she showed for her pokemon was one of the best they had ruff times and good time and she showed the most growth out of all pokegirls .
She changed from the girl crying on a dock to the girl flying in a helicopter fighting a giant monster . she was one of the most developed pokegirl , I love how they changed her style up something they never done before .
I loved how she was with her pokemon both eevee and fennekin evolved because of the love and trust she showed to her pokemon , serena will always be in my heart as one of the most developed and best pokegirl .
They love she showed for her friends and her pokemon melted my heart it made me want to get on tumblr and write about her .
SOMETHING I FOUND OUT
So as I was watching pokemon XY{Z} I noticed something . that the growth of this show showed the growth of us as pokemon fans .
Season one of xy they bring back the original song , we were kids when that came out so bring it back made us fall in love with the show . but season one was us as kids , it shows ash as a kid with a bunch of pokemon who were only in stage one .
Then season 2 came along and everyone started growing up they were in the middle stage through out the season or half of it . this season showed us as teens trying to figure out life it was a hard road and soon enough we will find our way .
Season 3 was us as adults we were adults fighting against the evil in the world and trying to make it a better place , all of ash pokemon were all grown up showing the growtth of the tv show and us as pokemon fans .
THE ART STYLE
So im not an artist but I can say when something looks good and bad and the whole XY{Z} series was so awesome , the way the artist made everything click , the way they made the sun drop and they way they made the sun rise .
From running down a path to fighting in the gym , they put so much effort into this show and we saw it . they put the best art work into the pokemon battle and doing so made every battle even the little ones seem a lot better .
The way the light hit the trees and made everything glowed , everything and I mean everything was beautiful . this art style was the best and will always be the best , no other show not even sun and moon can come close to this art style , im so happy that the 20th movie is back with the XYZ art style
You can say what you want sun and moon has the best art maybe that your thought but they onl changed the art to go against yoki watch . pokemon will always be in my heart but once you start changing something good makes me sad .
All in all they put half there budget into this art style making everything about XYZ beautiful .
THE PERFORMANCE .
I loved everything about the performance , in my opinion it was way better then the contest that they used to have. With contest it seemed like they dragged them out and made like four episodes to just get down to one person wining .
I got bored fast with that and with performances I never got bored it was short and sweat with awesome graphic’s , they went from dancing to cooking to making costumes , they did pretty much everything besides battling .
Serena showed us that these things were so awesome , she dance she smiled and she cried she made these performance seem real . I watched every performance and wasn’t bored once .
STUFF I HATED .
Well there’s only a few things that I hated . one was ash giving away his pokemon . yes they were protecting others but come on man .
The other was ash should of won the league he was so strong and powerful they had to write alain in to beat him because they never want ash to win. They could of done the team flair arch with ash being the winner but of course the writers does not want ash to win because it may end the show .
Serena not finding out what she wanted to do . yes I loved and hated this , it took her so long to find what she wanted to do but but when she did she killed it .
TEAM FLAIR ARCH
This was the best arch in the history of bad guys , they wanted to destroy the world and make it a better world and the fact that the gym leaders and champions came out to fight agaisnt the stone monster .
It was my biggest dream to see the gym leaders come and when they did they rocked it the team flair arch was worth they wait and I was happy to watch every minute of it even team rocket steped in to help with the battle .
Everything was about this arch was fantastic . trapping ash on the roof to battling it out and stopping a stone monster that wanted to destroy the world .
THE END
There was a part at the end were ash battle clemont and they rocked the airport I swear the battle was so fast and fluid . the art style of this last battle was amazing then the end were as was flying away and it was showing everythign from the beginning to the end .
It showed the growth of each person and I loved it all xyz will always being my heart as one of the best series , ill be amazed if they make something as good as this series

AMOURSHIPPING
So the reason I got into tumblr was this right here ash and serena . as I watched through the show I saw ash notice serena , I feel he had feeling for her but he expressed it in the only way he new how jumping in front of her to protect her .
Looking at her for confidence in a gym battle and watching her and supporting her during her performance . the thing that is ash always supported everyone during a contest but when it came to serena he supported her no matter what .
Then the snow ball to the face was one of my all time favorite . it showed them fighting for the first time , it showed how much serena cared about as and the fact that ash said I shouldn’t of left you made my heart melt .
Serena brought back ash from the depths and he became the ash we all know and love . then there was the kiss that rocked everyone and made amourshipping canon . you can see it on ashs face , everything slowed down for ash .
Then when they kiss you see ash moving a little showing that he moved in or to get a better foot hold, then when she was leavening everyone’s face was priceless , then ash showed that he liked it . he eyes were glossy he loved the kiss and it was now clear that he had true feelings for this girl everything he did to protect her everything she did to help him came clear to him on that day
MY LAST MESSAGE
XYZ will always be in my heart as the best of the best and the fact that people just through it away for the next big thing kills me . everyone just jumped to the next thing and forgot how awesome XYZ was and is . everything about this show was awesome . it made me laugh it made me tear up and it made my heart race . all in all this show this message this opinion will shed some light on how awesome this show was and how everyone should give it a chance again

Ps . Ash clemont bonnie and serena They all started put as strangers and when the show ended they were a family and no other series made me feel this way . These guys are a family and these guys will with me and us for ever .

anonymous asked:

i love fear no fall so much and still want to know so much more aaa!! like, was the admiral actually neil's dad who had gone human at some point or was he somehow still his dad as a human or was the similarity in their facial features a coincidence? neil isn't going to become human, right? if not, will andrew be spending the rest of his life mostly at sea to stay with neil? u don't have to answer all these, just want u to know how happy i am u gifted us with this au!!! thank you!!!!

hey!! thank you foremost, and – you are nowhere near alone in your questions. :’D hoping to answer this plus two other anons here!

about Neil’s parentage: if a mermaid/human could reproduce, wouldn’t it be something like a swamp monster……. (good thing andreil can’t reproduce)

BUT Y'ALL ARE FAIR TO ASK in the FnF universe, Nathan and Neil’s resemblance is completely coincidental. :’D Nathan needed to work for the King but I couldn’t figure out why a pack of mermaids would help humans. So, the similarities were mostly me lamp-shading canon.

now, about background! the basics of Neil’s timeline pre-Fish nor Fowl was:

  • Neil & mom lived with a larger mermaid pod
  • mom left the pod because of rumors about humans heading North and specifically targeting merfolk. the two of them traveled together for aaaages; Neil was much younger in comparison to canon.
  • though they did basically everything right in terms of hiding, Lola netted Mary while they were traveling. really Lola should’ve netted them both but Mary kept her busy and Neil got away.
  • after a month of wandering Mary’s efforts went to bust when Romero spotted Neil from the Admiral’s ship. they put a magic tracker on him (the “follow the dot!” trick Renee & Dan talked about) and caged him when he finally passed out.
  • cue tank, torture and transfer to the Laughing Jackal because the Admiral can’t just go anywhere he wants without arousing suspicion
  • then the Foxes! yay

I hope that clears things up! the information was pretty spread out, aha.

and finally [rubs hands together] ah man andreil growing old together makes me so happy to imagine nonny I don’t think I can ever put into words just how much I adore it

(I tried to put it into words and it got tl;dr: thus, check under the cut!)

rly though

grumpy couples becoming grumpy old couples

what’s better than that

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So I saw this post making the rounds, and the comments made me feel a tad guilty that I’ve just been rooting around merrily in my own little corner of this landfill, drawing my own stuff. Therefore, in the spirit of supporting the lovely authors who’ve been writing such aweome fics for the fandom, I’ve gathered up the courage to draw some fanart for the fic that got me into Kylux fandom. (I’m not sure if it’s considered ‘underrated’ per se, but I haven’t seen it recced around here before, or any of the author’s other fics, which are all very good.)


This Is Very Normal by zamwessell/greencarnation (3695 words, Explicit)

Summary:  Kylo Ren has an actual Darth Vader fetish. Hux indulges him. Judgily. As only Hux can.

Featuring this gem of dialogue:

“It’s not,” Kylo says. He sounds a little amused. “People make them. He was a figure of galactic significance.”

“And your grandfather,” Hux points out.

“Can we not focus on that aspect of it,” Kylo asks.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Meme: 5 of 7 quotes.

Spike: Well, I haven’t been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment.
Buffy: I was happy. Wherever I… was… I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time… didn’t mean anything… nothing had form… but I was still me, you know? And I was warm… and I was loved… and I was finished. Complete. I don’t understand about theology or dimensions, or… any of it, really… but I think I was in heaven. And now I’m not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out… by my friends. Everything here is… hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch… this is hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that… knowing what I’ve lost… They can never know. Never.