Get Out is one of the best horror films of the modern era, and it’s from a first-time director who made his name as a sketch comedian!! But, you know how the motto goes… no movie is without sin… so… here we go…
I could feel my gray wrappings being inexorably stripped
away, and small bright streaks of pain shot through me like lightning bolts
I had no wish to come back, no desire to feel again. I didn’t
want to know love, only to have it ripped away once more.
But it was too late. I knew that, even as I fought to hold
the gray shroud around me. Fighting only hastened its dissolution; it was like
grasping shreds of cloud, that vanished in cold mist between my fingers. I
could feel the light coming, blinding and searing.
With a new Power Rangers movie approaching, we thought it’d be fun to go looking for sins in the original 1995 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. But it wasn’t fun, it was grueling. It sucked ass. This movie is balls.
Look, The Rock and Kevin Hart are both likable enough that you expect at least a little something out of an action comedy starring the two of them. But when you do that… you’re wrong. Because this movie is STUPID.