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“I want a LGBT film that has well  rounded characters” 

“I want a LGBT film that has an interesting story”

“I want a LGBT film that has good subtext”

“I want a LGBT film that has a happy ending”

“I want a great LGBT film”

Watch.

The. 

Handmaiden.

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Get Out is one of the best horror films of the modern era, and it’s from a first-time director who made his name as a sketch comedian!! But, you know how the motto goes… no movie is without sin… so… here we go…

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me in the club……this absolutely bangs…..

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Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We’ll still list its sins, because that’s what we do, but we love this movie.

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I could feel my gray wrappings being inexorably stripped away, and small bright streaks of pain shot through me like lightning bolts piercing clouds.

I had no wish to come back, no desire to feel again. I didn’t want to know love, only to have it ripped away once more.

But it was too late. I knew that, even as I fought to hold the gray shroud around me. Fighting only hastened its dissolution; it was like grasping shreds of cloud, that vanished in cold mist between my fingers. I could feel the light coming, blinding and searing.

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Because they felt the need to remake this sh*t live-action, we felt the need to sin the original. Deal with it. 

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With a new Power Rangers movie approaching, we thought it’d be fun to go looking for sins in the original 1995 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. But it wasn’t fun, it was grueling. It sucked ass. This movie is balls. 

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Look, The Rock and Kevin Hart are both likable enough that you expect at least a little something out of an action comedy starring the two of them. But when you do that… you’re wrong. Because this movie is STUPID.