everything i do looks bad omfg

I'm rewatching AHS Coven.

Seriously how do people say this is the worst season? How do people not say it’s the BEST season? It’s amazing. It’s the best season.

Literally EVERY character is interesting, complex, flawed yet humanized…

Everyone is like “omg the whole season is just about who the supreme is going to be!!!”

I’m on episode 7 and that’s barely been a thing so far.

I am going to list awesome things about this season, and I’ll try not to do any spoilers, but I’m sorry if I use actor names sometimes bc I have trouble remembering character names:

The counsel of witches including Frances Conroy and Leslie Jordan.

MISTY DAY AND STEVIE NICKS! Misty Beautiful Perfect Day of Perfection who is the sweetest and most perfect piece of perfectness ever.

Nan… she’s just so awesome! Her telekinetic powers and mind-reading, and that neighbor who loves her.

Queenie standing up for herself and saying whatever is on her mind and not giving a single fuck who has a problem with it.

Queenie’s frenemyship with Cathy Bates’ evil (but sometimes funny as hell) character.

The Axe Man! Need I say more?

Sarah Paulson and her magical sight.

Marie Fuckin Laveau!!!! Immortal VooDoo queen played by Angela Basset! So beautiful. So amazing. So bad assssss!!!!

This applies to every season of course, but: JESSICA LANGE OMFG she honestly makes me want to be 60+ because she makes it look so sexy and fierce.

Tbh I do NOT like Emma Roberts at all, but you know what? That’s part of what makes her character so great in Coven. I just fucking hate her. She’s the worst. Yet they still manage to humanize her and give her emotional depth.

The New Orleans-ness of everything.

The creepy ass man-servant guy. Dolls.

Zombie-Tate and Witch-Violet are like the only things about this season I’m not really all that interested in, and they’re not really a big part of the season anyway so who cares?

It’s an amazing show called COVEN about WITCHES and VOODOO with a 90% female cast of vastly diverse ages, races, abilities, body types, etc. and a story that is not only complex (which AHS is always good at) but coherent and concise (which AHS is almost never good at) and yet everyone seems to hate on it.

Season. Three. Is. Perfect. /end of story

anonymous asked:

I didn't realize I needed Adrien stealing Marinette's things until I saw your post but I need more of it.

It’s a beautiful concept really.

I also like to think he steals her socks since they’re super warm and fluffy and he likes how they’re polka dotted and he really wants to try on her eyeliner since he thinks it looks so cool on Jagged. And when he first started stealing her stuff he started feeling bad about it and was like “Is this weird? I’m sorry.” And Mari is just like omfg why is he so beautiful in everything like no pls keep doing it I’m totally fine with it. And she starts buying him red ribbons and they match with that and nail polish. And she steals his stuff too like wearing his shirts and hats and I just love this sm okay. And I agree, I need more of it too. 

Thoughts on 4x13
  • hahahhahha Jane didn’t say I love you back to Casey oops
  • ‘why cant we be like that’ (referring to frost and the barista) did you mean you and casey or you and maura, jane?
  • frost :((( him and his gf are so adorable :((
  • i hope one of those kids playing soccer in the park kicks their ball into Jane and Casey’s picnic and spills the champagne over Casey
  • ARMY WIFE WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK OFF
  • NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
  • NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N ONO NO N O O N  NNOONNOIO
  • NO
  • JNASH BETTER TURN THIS THE FUCK AROUND
  • 'No one has it all’ yep maura we all know what you’re thinking about
  • SHE’S TALKING JANE METAPHORS HOLY SHIT ITS SO OBVIOUS
  • maura isnt very happy about that ring
  • her face OMFG MY BABY HER WALLS ARE GOING STRAIGHT UP THAT SIGH HOLY SHIT SHE IS DEVASTATED NO FUCK EVERYTHING
  • janE ARE YOU UNABLE TO READ PEOPLES EMOTIONS LOOK AT HOW UPSET SHE IS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE LOLOLOL GETTING MARRIED
  • maura is about to fucking cry
  • OH MY NO FUCK NO YOU WILL SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND BABY SHES CRYING NO FUCK YOU CASEY JANE YOU FUCKTARD I HATE LIFE SHES CRYING
  • i cant do this
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH WHAT A SHAME HE HAS TO LEAVE
  • no i do feel bad for jane like thats a pretty shitty situation
  • NAKED MASSAGE
  • maura’s rocking that post-massage-morning-after ponytail
  • clowns are creepy as fuck man