I'm rewatching AHS Coven.
Seriously how do people say this is the worst season? How do people not say it’s the BEST season? It’s amazing. It’s the best season.
Literally EVERY character is interesting, complex, flawed yet humanized…
Everyone is like “omg the whole season is just about who the supreme is going to be!!!”
I’m on episode 7 and that’s barely been a thing so far.
I am going to list awesome things about this season, and I’ll try not to do any spoilers, but I’m sorry if I use actor names sometimes bc I have trouble remembering character names:
The counsel of witches including Frances Conroy and Leslie Jordan.
MISTY DAY AND STEVIE NICKS! Misty Beautiful Perfect Day of Perfection who is the sweetest and most perfect piece of perfectness ever.
Nan… she’s just so awesome! Her telekinetic powers and mind-reading, and that neighbor who loves her.
Queenie standing up for herself and saying whatever is on her mind and not giving a single fuck who has a problem with it.
Queenie’s frenemyship with Cathy Bates’ evil (but sometimes funny as hell) character.
The Axe Man! Need I say more?
Sarah Paulson and her magical sight.
Marie Fuckin Laveau!!!! Immortal VooDoo queen played by Angela Basset! So beautiful. So amazing. So bad assssss!!!!
This applies to every season of course, but: JESSICA LANGE OMFG she honestly makes me want to be 60+ because she makes it look so sexy and fierce.
Tbh I do NOT like Emma Roberts at all, but you know what? That’s part of what makes her character so great in Coven. I just fucking hate her. She’s the worst. Yet they still manage to humanize her and give her emotional depth.
The New Orleans-ness of everything.
The creepy ass man-servant guy. Dolls.
Zombie-Tate and Witch-Violet are like the only things about this season I’m not really all that interested in, and they’re not really a big part of the season anyway so who cares?
It’s an amazing show called COVEN about WITCHES and VOODOO with a 90% female cast of vastly diverse ages, races, abilities, body types, etc. and a story that is not only complex (which AHS is always good at) but coherent and concise (which AHS is almost never good at) and yet everyone seems to hate on it.
Season. Three. Is. Perfect. /end of story