everything about this is yes

What actually happened. Sonja and Emma meets at the dinning table.

“Hi, I hadn’t excpected to see you here” Emma suddenly gets very nervous about her looks and everything. Sonja is just gaping. 

“Oh! Yes, I went to school with Sana’s brother,” Sonja measures Emma with her eyes and shallows.

“Elvebakken! Yes, I remeber,” Emma says. It gets silent and Emma can properly look at Sonja. She is wearing a long dress and her hair is maybe an inch longer then when she last saw her. The air between them is charged and Emma can’t look away from the woman in front of her. 

“Halla!” Jonas’ voice interrupts Emma’s thoughts, “What are you two doing?” 

Sonja takes a deep breath. It is now or never.

“I’m chatting with my future girlfriend” Sonja wants to sound confident, like she hits on girls every weekend,  but this isn’t just any girl it is Emma!

Jonas gives Emma a strange look and Emma nods. That is what they are doing talking to their future girlfriends. 

-

Jonas leaves and Emma and Sonja uses the entire night talking and having fun. They end up kissing over and over again until they are both out of breath.

Hate

So I usually don’t post serious stuff but the whole hate between fandom members is out of control. The first thing I wanna talk about is the video that started kinda everything. Yes the twins chose a girl, yes Grayson chose Alexis who is really beautiful and doesn’t deserve the hate she gets. I saw on twitter some people saying that grayson chose her cuz he is against surgery bc Kylie and Nicki have both got things done. Ethan chose Nicki and it’s not even surprising cuz he loves Nicki and bc she doesn’t have the same skin color as you doesn’t mean you should hate on her and other fandom members because of that. The twins don’t have girlfriends not only because they’re stupid ass goofs but also because they know that the girls would get hate. PEOPLE WERE FUCKING HATING ON OTHERS FOR SHIPPING JACK W GRAYSON BC THEY ARE THE SAME GENDER. Now that’s what I call messed up. Also some people made accounts on instagram where they were sending dm’s to dark skin colored fans( I don’t want to use the term black cuz I feel like it’s offensive) People need to realize that your religion, your skin color, your sexuality and your ethnicity don’t determine your personality. We are all different in a beautiful way and we should all appreciate and love every kind of people bc we are all different no matter what we look like

Zodiac as things they need to stop doing

Aries: stop everything and just focus on one thing

Taurus: stop…. stop stopping, start moving

Gemini: stop making a joke every other minute

Cancer: stop being so sad, not everything is your fault

Leo: stop trying to convince yourself you’re not loved

Virgo: stop worrying about how you look, you look gr8

Libra: stop flirting w everyone thanks

Scorpio: stop tryin to b scary we know ur a softie

Sagittarius: stop talking

Capricorn: stop taking everything so seriously, especially yourself

Aquarius: STOP FUCKING THINKING EVERYTHING IS SUPERFICIAL YOU’RE NOT DEEP FOR IT YOU’RE NOT SMART FOR IT, SHUT THE HELL UP JESUS CHRIST DO YOU EVER STOP LOOKING DOWN ON PEOPLE FOR HAVING FUN, WE GET IT, JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS UNJUST DOESNT MEAN WE HAVE TO SPEND EVERY MOMENT BEING A STICK IN THE MUD, IT SUCKS, WE ALL HAVE HARDSHIPS, YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT EVERY GODDAMN SECOND AND MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT. YES EVERYTHING IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT BUT YOU’RE  A SOCIAL CREATURE, DEAL WITH IT YOU DING DONG DIPSHIT. STOP THINKING YOU’RE ABOVE IT ALL JUST CAUSE YOU’RE SAD

Pisces: stop thinking you relate to everything

favorite things about dan howell:

- his insistence on feeding phil every time they have food

- “completely non-kink-related. i just want death”

- “i don’t like screaming, but WHAT THE HELL?”

- his tendency to overdramatize something

- teasing phil about everything

- always makes sure to let people know that yes, he was with phil when phil tweets about something he did

- “phil’s my senpai. everybody knows that”

- his cackle-laugh when something funny happens

- when he scrunches his clothes in his hands when he’s scared

- fond of dick jokes

- “sand. fuck off m8″

To anyone who says “[Character] is [insert]sexual and everything else is wrong because I said so! uwuwu”

To anyone who says “[Character] is obviously [insert gender identity here], so if you’re viewing them differently, you’re the worst uwuwuwu”

To anyone who harrasses others and/or talks shit about them because they headcanon something differently and thus, want to invalidate these people’s opinions in any way.

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A;N: Things and people you meet are not always what they seem. 

Pairing: StilesxReader

Author: thelittlestkitsune

Warnings: Smut. 18+ Explicit Content.

Word count: .9,612

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Me: Aaaaah!!! I’m so excited for Breath Of The Wild!!! These trailers are teasing everything and god I just want to explore everything!!! Plus the story!!!!


Everyone: I KNOW RIGHT???? THE ZELINK!!!! LSNASLKDNAOWUBE MY HEART!!! THE ZELINK IS REAL!!!!!


Me: 

The whole poly thing makes my coworkers heads explode.

“So you are dating him?”
“Yes.”
“And he’s married?”
“Yes.”
“So it’s an affair?”
“No. His spouse and I are best friends.”
“So you have threesomes?”
“Nope.”
“But you are also dating this other dude?”
“Yes.”
“And he knows about everything?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t understand…”

Repeat. For infinity. Every single day.