everything about this is yes

Zodiac as things they need to stop doing

Aries: stop everything and just focus on one thing

Taurus: stop…. stop stopping, start moving

Gemini: stop making a joke every other minute

Cancer: stop being so sad, not everything is your fault

Leo: stop trying to convince yourself you’re not loved

Virgo: stop worrying about how you look, you look gr8

Libra: stop flirting w everyone thanks

Scorpio: stop tryin to b scary we know ur a softie

Sagittarius: stop talking

Capricorn: stop taking everything so seriously, especially yourself

Aquarius: STOP FUCKING THINKING EVERYTHING IS SUPERFICIAL YOU’RE NOT DEEP FOR IT YOU’RE NOT SMART FOR IT, SHUT THE HELL UP JESUS CHRIST DO YOU EVER STOP LOOKING DOWN ON PEOPLE FOR HAVING FUN, WE GET IT, JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS UNJUST DOESNT MEAN WE HAVE TO SPEND EVERY MOMENT BEING A STICK IN THE MUD, IT SUCKS, WE ALL HAVE HARDSHIPS, YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT EVERY GODDAMN SECOND AND MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT. YES EVERYTHING IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT BUT YOU’RE  A SOCIAL CREATURE, DEAL WITH IT YOU DING DONG DIPSHIT. STOP THINKING YOU’RE ABOVE IT ALL JUST CAUSE YOU’RE SAD

Pisces: stop thinking you relate to everything

being gay is such a ride because if you meet another gay person you can just bring up some gay popular media to break the ice and it’s not an exaggeration that the other person absolutely will have seen it because if something gay happens in pop culture all the gay people are like ‘yes gotta see that one gay thing’ because there are legit like 8 gay things ever like imagine if straight people got excited about every single thing with straight people in it and all flocked to watch it like sorry but that’s physically impossible it would take you 12 lifetimes to consume all that, but gay people? nah takes us about 2 days. 

NGL I hate how white girls incriminate Maui and try to paint him off as a sexist figure for stealing the heart. Yes, stealing the heart was bad but we’re conveniently forgetting that the humans asked him to take the heart for their own selfish greed. Maui did anything the humans asked and that was just to prove the selfishness of humanity. He didn’t steal the heart because he was a man and Te-Fiti was a woman, he stole it because the humans asked him to get it for them, just like he got them everything else (he sang a song about this y’all). So yes, go ahead and interpret the movie anyway you want, but don’t incriminate Maui. I am tired of seeing white girls acting like he’s a misogynistic freak when the whole point of his character was to point out the flaw of humanity. But oh well, here we go with white girls completely incriminating   another moc. Like there is a post floating around equating Maui to male violence and well, way to go white girls completely missing the fucking point and being racist tbh.

(also if you see this please reblog it, i hate that maui is now some icon for male violence. especially being a moc torn apart by white tumblr)

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my parents!!!

5

- YET STILL YOU BREAK YOUR BACK BY HOLDING THE SKY IN YOUR PALMS (VIA P.D)

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Jacques Septique & Dr. Schneeplestein

Forced by his mother, Jacques Septique stopped pursuing his dream as an artist and became a doctor and a family man but only to spend years studying and researching human cloning. Once he succeeded to give life to a more or less (im)perfect copy of himself, he left his creation to take over his life he had forged as Dr. Henrik von Schneeplestein and ran off alone to live a happy life as a painter. Schneeplestein, only a few years old, was left to his own devices - trying to make a living in a profession he had no proper training in and trying to take care of a family that was not his. But now that his creator is gone, it is all he has.

what most writers don’t get about shipping is that it is NEVER about the Big Moments™ or the grand gestures or the long monologues of love 

it is ALWAYS the little shit that Gets Us Going, like you could have two characters be in a relationship and keep them separated for weeks and months on end but if you have one of them say something about the other during this time that says theyve been thinking about them?? i’ll die i’ll literally just die 

like if they’re on the road and are just like “i can’t wait to get home to see x” or if they see some other romantic couple and someone comments on their face and theyre like “i’m just thinking of someone dear to me” or they get hurt and the person’s like “they’re worried that they won’t get to see x again before they die” i will!!! Live!! for that shit!!

WTF Death Note
  • Netflix: Oh, so you want a life action movie of Death Note?
  • fans: No... nobody actually said that...
  • Netflix: You got it!
  • fans: Wha...
  • Netflix: Remember everything about the show?
  • fans: Yes...
  • Netflix: Well too bad! 'Cause we're going Shyamalan on this bitch!
  • fans: Pls no.
  • Netflix: Remember your favorite characters with their unique art styles and personalities?
  • fans: *almost in tears* yeees...
  • Netflix: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
  • fans: Oh God, no!
  • Netflix: You know L's quirky childish but brilliant individuality?
  • fans: Please, stop...
  • Netflix: Well Now he is a public speaking, death threats giving, angry... vigilante?(What's with the mask all the time)
  • fans: But why?
  • Netflix: Don't worry! He still eats candy and sits like a crazy person. But wait! Do you remember how extremely smart, first of his class, role model student Light was?
  • fans: ...
  • Netflix: Yeah! We totally ignored that one, too! He even gets in a fight! Isn't that EDGYYYY!
  • fans:
  • Netflix: And Misa? With her stupid but loyal heart? Yeaaaaah! She's an emo now.
  • fans: jesus christ man...
  • Netflix: Remember all the other charecters? 'CAUSE WE DON'T!
  • Netflix: But we included the crucial scene on the Ferris wheel!
  • Netflix: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha...

wait, what?? you can dislike a character without harassing the people who actually love that character???? what??

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Jace is trying to sabotage me. He’s trying to make Clary hate me. But I swear to you, I will end him before I let that happen. Listen, once we have the Mirror, none of this will matter. I can’t have Clary hate me, not after everything I’ve been through. Clary doesn’t care about you. Yes, she does! No, Jonathan, she only cares about an english Shadowhunter named Sebastian Verlac. When she realizes the truth about you, she will only despise you. No, you are the one she despises!