everything about this is yes

Zodiac as things they need to stop doing

Aries: stop everything and just focus on one thing

Taurus: stop…. stop stopping, start moving

Gemini: stop making a joke every other minute

Cancer: stop being so sad, not everything is your fault

Leo: stop trying to convince yourself you’re not loved

Virgo: stop worrying about how you look, you look gr8

Libra: stop flirting w everyone thanks

Scorpio: stop tryin to b scary we know ur a softie

Sagittarius: stop talking

Capricorn: stop taking everything so seriously, especially yourself

Aquarius: STOP FUCKING THINKING EVERYTHING IS SUPERFICIAL YOU’RE NOT DEEP FOR IT YOU’RE NOT SMART FOR IT, SHUT THE HELL UP JESUS CHRIST DO YOU EVER STOP LOOKING DOWN ON PEOPLE FOR HAVING FUN, WE GET IT, JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS UNJUST DOESNT MEAN WE HAVE TO SPEND EVERY MOMENT BEING A STICK IN THE MUD, IT SUCKS, WE ALL HAVE HARDSHIPS, YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT EVERY GODDAMN SECOND AND MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT. YES EVERYTHING IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT BUT YOU’RE  A SOCIAL CREATURE, DEAL WITH IT YOU DING DONG DIPSHIT. STOP THINKING YOU’RE ABOVE IT ALL JUST CAUSE YOU’RE SAD

Pisces: stop thinking you relate to everything

5

Fitzsimmons + Reunion Hugs 

neil and andrew’s first kiss is so important

it’s andrew giving in to an impulse he’s been fighting off because he knows deep down kissing neil would not be anything like kissing roland. because he cares about neil and he hates it but he knows that there’s no turning back now

it’s neil figuring out that he really does want this but still unsure if it’s worth the risk

it’s andrew saying ‘tell me no’ and neil not saying anything because he’s kind of in the middle of a crisis and he wants to kiss andrew, he doesn’t want to say ‘no’ but he can’t say ‘yes’ yet either

and it’s andrew pushing neil away even though he doesn’t tell him ‘no’ because he didn’t say ‘yes’ either and he knows that even if he had neil isn’t in any state of mind to be able to give consent

that kiss on the roof is the start of everything and andrew is terrified of falling but he’s really too late to stop it 

  • teacher: *mentions chromosomes*
  • me: nice filthy frank reference
2

12th Day, Month of Songs

I finally come to realize it ain’t enough just to have a tattoo. A tattoo is nothing but a pretty picture put in your skin. That’s all.

Victor Nikiforov as a Coach

“So Yuri, tell me EVERYTHING about you. Yes I do need to be caressing your face for this, it’s a coach thing”

“Yuri, since I’m your coach, we should probably sleep together”

“Onsens are great for relaxing. As your coach I should be guiding your movements. Like this, see? Yes, we do need to be naked for this”.

“So Yuri, are you single? Any lovers? Ex-lovers? I need to know for coaching reasons …”

“Yuri you should probably skate this super sexy program for reasons. Coaching reasons. Not personal reasons … obviously.”

“Yuri, as your coach, I should probably be like a lover to you, right?”

“So Yuri, to really feel the Eros, you should probably like … be trying to seduce me when you skate. Like idk, just a thought as your coach”.

“Oh, Yuri, your lips are chapped … allow me, as your coach, to apply some lip balm for you. I have an incredibly vested interest in the state of your lips … as a coach …”

“Yuri, you didn’t get much sleep, you should take a nap. And I’ll even cuddle with you because I’m such a good coach!”

“Yuri, I’m sorry! Don’t cry! As your coach I should probably just kiss you right now. That would make it better, right?”

“Yuri, as your coach I want you to know that I have so much faith in you that I will marry you when you win. Like all good coaches do!”

… :D

“Wow, I am NAILING this coaching thing!!! :D!!!!! A thousand points to Victor!”

favorite things about dan howell:

- his insistence on feeding phil every time they have food

- “completely non-kink-related. i just want death”

- “i don’t like screaming, but WHAT THE HELL?”

- his tendency to overdramatize something

- teasing phil about everything

- always makes sure to let people know that yes, he was with phil when phil tweets about something he did

- “phil’s my senpai. everybody knows that”

- his cackle-laugh when something funny happens

- when he scrunches his clothes in his hands when he’s scared

- fond of dick jokes

- “sand. fuck off m8″

I am not even kidding, Shinwon got 2 seconds of screentime 




and the time he got

he spared

no soul

from his

laser eyes

of judgment 

Hmm, this seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle!
—  APH Denmark, to Sealand

an taehyung apple a day keeps the doctors away ✨

this is available as a sticker on my redbubble c: