Aries: stop everything and just focus on one thing
Taurus: stop…. stop stopping, start moving
Gemini: stop making a joke every other minute
Cancer: stop being so sad, not everything is your fault
Leo: stop trying to convince yourself you’re not loved
Virgo: stop worrying about how you look, you look gr8
Libra: stop flirting w everyone thanks
Scorpio: stop tryin to b scary we know ur a softie
Sagittarius: stop talking
Capricorn: stop taking everything so seriously, especially yourself
Aquarius: STOP FUCKING THINKING EVERYTHING IS SUPERFICIAL YOU’RE NOT DEEP FOR IT YOU’RE NOT SMART FOR IT, SHUT THE HELL UP JESUS CHRIST DO YOU EVER STOP LOOKING DOWN ON PEOPLE FOR HAVING FUN, WE GET IT, JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS UNJUST DOESNT MEAN WE HAVE TO SPEND EVERY MOMENT BEING A STICK IN THE MUD, IT SUCKS, WE ALL HAVE HARDSHIPS, YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT EVERY GODDAMN SECOND AND MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT. YES EVERYTHING IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT BUT YOU’RE A SOCIAL CREATURE, DEAL WITH IT YOU DING DONG DIPSHIT. STOP THINKING YOU’RE ABOVE IT ALL JUST CAUSE YOU’RE SAD
being gay is such a ride because if you meet another gay person you can just bring up some gay popular media to break the ice and it’s not an exaggeration that the other person absolutely will have seen it because if something gay happens in pop culture all the gay people are like ‘yes gotta see that one gay thing’ because there are legit like 8 gay things ever like imagine if straight people got excited about every single thing with straight people in it and all flocked to watch it like sorry but that’s physically impossible it would take you 12 lifetimes to consume all that, but gay people? nah takes us about 2 days.
NGL I hate how white girls incriminate Maui and try to paint
him off as a sexist figure for stealing the heart. Yes, stealing the heart was
bad but we’re conveniently forgetting that the humans asked him to take the
heart for their own selfish greed. Maui did anything the humans asked and that
was just to prove the selfishness of humanity. He didn’t steal the heart because
he was a man and Te-Fiti was a woman, he stole it because the humans asked him
to get it for them, just like he got them everything else (he sang a song about
this y’all). So yes, go ahead and interpret the movie anyway you want, but don’t incriminate Maui. I am tired of seeing white girls acting like he’s a misogynistic
freak when the whole point of his character was to point out the flaw of
humanity. But oh well, here we go with white girls completely incriminating another
moc. Like there is a post floating around equating Maui to male violence and well, way to go white girls completely missing the fucking point and being racist tbh.
(also if you see this please reblog it, i hate that maui is now some icon for male violence. especially being a moc torn apart by white tumblr)
Forced by his mother, Jacques Septique stopped pursuing his dream as an artist and became a doctor and a family man but only to spend years studying and researching human cloning. Once he succeeded to give life to a more or less (im)perfect copy of himself, he left his creation to take over his life he had forged as Dr. Henrik von Schneeplestein and ran off alone to live a happy life as a painter. Schneeplestein, only a few years old, was left to his own devices - trying to make a living in a profession he had no proper training in and trying to take care of a family that was not his. But now that his creator is gone, it is all he has.
what most writers don’t get about shipping is that it is NEVER about the Big Moments™ or the grand gestures or the long monologues of love
it is ALWAYS the little shit that Gets Us Going, like you could have two characters be in a relationship and keep them separated for weeks and months on end but if you have one of them say something about the other during this time that says theyve been thinking about them?? i’ll die i’ll literally just die
like if they’re on the road and are just like “i can’t wait to get home to see x” or if they see some other romantic couple and someone comments on their face and theyre like “i’m just thinking of someone dear to me” or they get hurt and the person’s like “they’re worried that they won’t get to see x again before they die” i will!!! Live!! for that shit!!
Jace is trying to sabotage me. He’s trying to make Clary hate me. But I swear to you, I will end him before I let that happen. Listen, once we have the Mirror, none of this will matter. I can’t have Clary hate me, not after everything I’ve been through. Clary doesn’t care about you. Yes, she does! No, Jonathan, she only cares about an english Shadowhunter named Sebastian Verlac. When she realizes the truth about you, she will only despise you. No, you are the one she despises!