everyone's saving puppies i love it

anonymous asked:

Can u describe the members of got7 MONSTAX exo (ot12) I'm trying to get to know these groups and I'm lost about who to stand HELP

tbh babe do yourself a favor and stan them all ;;;;

Got7~

Mark:  the oldest. He’s taiwanese but lived in Brazil and Paraguay and California for the most of his life. Was really quiet but now he’s more talkative. Jackson’s bestie.

Jaebum:  leader, full of memes. Legit is like a dad to all the members and they all come to him when they need help.

Jackson:  he’s Chinese but he speaks Korean and English pretty fluenetly. Just…how have you not heard of Jackson yet lmao. Gets along with everyone and is hella talkative, just don’t mention his short legs.

Jinyoung:  tsundere king. Acted in some dramas and he’s actually hella good (my fave is the legend of the blue sea). Acts like he hates the maknae but they’re married dw.

Youngjae:  all you gotta know is that he laughs a lot and likes to think he’s fluent in English. Happy virus. Sunshine. No cucumbers.

Bambam:  he’s Thai but speaks pretty fluent English and ofc Korean. His mom is an actual angel and he loves her so much  (his father passed away when he was young, RIP). Always in trend and is always hip.

Yugyeom:  is hella quiet and only opens his mouth to expose the members, aka Jinyoung. Has the cutest nasal-y voice and sounds like a mouse when he’s mad. The tallest, but let’s just not bring it up tbh.

Monsta X~

Shownu (hyunwoo):  papa bear. Melanin perfection, his skin is literal gold (is2g yall better stop with the whitewashing). Gets picked on a lot but his kids love him and tbh they couldn’t have a better leader.

Wonho (hoseok):  greasy lil pickle who flirts with everything in sight. Just give him some noodles and he’ll shut up. Likes to work out a lot.

Minhyuk:  the happiest virus out of all the happy viruses. President of the Wonho and jooheon’s fanclub. Hella supportive and will cry if you’re crying. Deserves nothing but love and warm cookies.

Kihyun:  the mom. Is always agitated and out to expose some dirt when someone ticks him off. Laughs as he’s probably thinking about murder. The best cook. The shortest, but don’t mention it lmao.

Hyungwon:  I’m sure you’ve seen a meme of him even if you’re not a kpop fan. Legit can’t hide his expressions during any situation. Daddy long legs. Has had enough of the members bs and is ready to move out tbh.

Jooheon:  raps very similarly to zico (imo at least lmao) but he’s got hella bars and could roast your whole family and you’d thank him. Cute dimples but he’s a sinner. Changkyun’s bestest bestie.

I.M (changkyun):  the most awkward and quiet maknae you’ll ever see. Hella smart. Was kinda uncomfortable around the members at first but he’s their baby now.

EXO~

Xiumin (minseok):  the fake maknae, he’s actually the oldest. Resident mochi. Barely spoke a word at first but now he’s hella sleazy and could get in anyone’s pants. Currently studying for his PhD wow goals ??

Suho (junmyeon):  leader, mom who’s been separated from his hubby. Honestly loves his members so much it hurts. Dad jokes. Gets picked on HELLA but takes it with a smile. Voice of an angel.

Lay (yixing):  the only Chinese member left, our prince. Healing unicorn. Does lots of solo stuff in China so he’s rarely in Korea sometimes. Likes butts. Exo’s actual baby.

Baekhyun:  bacon. Puppy. Vocals will reincarnate you and save you. Ego bigger than xiumin’s cheeks. Farts around the members to keep them from being shy. Currently in a subunit with mochi and dino, EXO-CBX.

Chen (jongdae):  dino. Has the cutest lips ever. Always screeching. “ahhh waaaeehhh.” Just wants to hug everyone. Has the smallest legs ever. Vocals saved me and killed me again.

Chanyeol:  where the nickname happy virus originated from. Elf ears. Hella multi talented, can play like every instrument. A walking hazard. Besties with Sehun.

D.O (kyungsoo):  satansoo. Kaisoo. Talented actor, I cry every time. Just a penguin with short legs. Doesn’t have abs, don’t ask him. Low key loves everyone to death and will do anything to see them smile.

Kai (jongin):  always laughing ??? Is in love with puppies and chicken, doesn’t care about anything else. Hips are out of this world. The best dancer. Smirks for days.

Sehun:  exo’s wannabe baby. Yehet. Ahoorat.  Is only here for vivi, doesn’t care about suho’s jokes. The hardest worker ever. An actual tall sweetheart, don’t let his face fool you.

Ex members~

Luhan:  was the oldest at the time, but he don’t look like it lmao. An actual Bambi. King of China. Soccer life. His personality and face are so different, he’s hella manly but looks like an angel.

Kris (yifan):  was the leader of exo-m. Was the dad, but his kids were too much to handle so he escaped to China. Is now starring in Hollywood movies and makin everyone fall in love, you’ll be next.

Tao:  melodramatic teenage kid, but you have to love him. Had some falling out with father Kris but I hope they made up at this point. Loves Gucci. Is Gucci. Fashionista. Smile can break hearts and make puppies cry.

I needed more Aro Prince headcanons

((Someone halp me i’m in this too deep))

Tw: romance mention but not with prince, food mention, Bad grammar


Witch: I’m cursing you and the only way to break it is true love’s kiss

Roman: jokes on you I’m aromantic and have plenty of people who love me

Virgil: (munching on chips) not including me

Roman: (screaming) what the heck?!?! How did you get here??!

Virgil: (still eating chips) you really need to stop daydreaming so loud. Some of us are trying to sleep. Besides the witch could still curse you, you just wouldn’t have a cure or you would have to have someone who loves you as a friend. Depending on the context of true love.

Roman: true love never implied romantic love. It just implied both partes had to truely love each other.

Logan: I’m with Prince on this. Besides romance is not the onlu form of love-

Patton: is Roman up with his daydrrams of fighting a witch again?


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((I got this from a “this is the time i come out as asexual and you’re making a grilled cheese sandwich?!” prompt somewhere but I don’t remember the source. Dang it now i want grilled cheese.))


Roman: Like the banner said, I’m aromantic.

Patton: sweet!! Would you like some grilled cheese?

Roman: this is the moment i choose to come out to you and you’re thinking about grilled cheese?

Patton: i already knew you were aromantic, but i’m glad you told me! Do you want a green cheese sandwich to celebrate?

Roman: … what?

Patton: i’ve been preparing the food colors for this day. I didn’t know what sexuality or gender the others were so i bought every color i could find. Then when they come out i can make food with their pride flag colors.

Roman: ahh, that explains the cupboard dedicated to just food color.

Roman: I’m (brings a bow and arrow from nowhere) Aro-mantic

Logan: wait, aromantic or on the spectrum?

Roman (surprised): uh, aromantic so far.

Logan: romance repulsed or romance positive?

Roman: well I don’t really mind the attention but i don’t like the thought of it? I’m not sure.

Logan: huh, you’re not as romance crazed as i thought you were then. Its nice to meet another aro-spec person!

Roman: Wait, you’re Aromantic too?!

Logan: well, on the spectrum yeah. Was I not obvious?

Roman: (faints)

Logan: I’m confused.

-

Roman: you could say i’m (puts sunglasses on and pulls out an arrow from nothingness) an aro.

1000 year old Witch: you really need to stop with that terrible joke. It’s getting older than me and makes no sense.

Roman: Never!

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Roman: (throws green white and black confetti in air) I’m Aromantic

Pranks: Prince, We love you, but you need to stop making a mess.

Roman: You Can’t stop me!

Patton: (stern voice) Prince!

Roman: ugh fine. I’ll have Virgil clean it up

Virgil: no you wont!



(Someone flirts with prince)

Roman: Yes, I am fabulous thank you

Virgil: Prince, they’re flirting with you

Roman: I’m out of here.


Roman: So where did u come from?

Virgil: (not looking up from his book) hell

Roman: Dang it Anxiety, i need to learn how to flirt for this role and you are not helping.

Virgil: if the role requires for you to flirt terribly you don’t need practice.

Roman: (whining) Anxiety!!!

(Person has a crush on Prince)

Person: (says something flirty)

Roman: aww, thanks buddy!

Person: I’m flirting with you dang it.

Patton: (whispers to Roman) Uh… I think they have a crush on you?

Roman: (panics and faints)

Person: what happened?!

Patton: i haven’t the faint-est idea.

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(Watching a movie with a straight girl and boy)

Logan: let me guess,

Roman: oh no… It’s coming.

(In movie: girl and boy kiss)

Both: Oh Come On!/This is gross!

Roman: Hold up, I thought you had a boyfriend??

Logan: I do. It’s just in movies i don’t like how it’s easily predictable or how they have the characters approach each other. Plus she deserves better than that fool.

Roman: Fair enough. And right?? I don’t mind romance but this is getting old. And not all boys stare at girls like that!

((Or, Logan makes a disney insult towards the movie and five seconds later Roman realizes logan said a disney insult and gasps loudly.)

Logan: yeah I’m a gray-romantic asexual.

Person: ew gross

Roman: (shows up behind person with a bow in hand, shouting angrily) Who Do I Have To Fight?

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(Prince saves someone in distress)

Person: uh, I know usually the rescuer marries the person in need of rescuing but I’m not really interested in marriage for right now? And frankly i don’t think you’re my ty-

Roman: Finally!! Someone who won’t tell me to propose!! Where have you been all my life??

person: in… the castle?

Roman: (shows everyone his new puppy) this is Wilfred and i love him.

Person: i thought you couldn’t experience love?

Roman: for the last time i don’t experience romantic attraction!

Logan: So, why name your puppy Wilfred?

Roman: It just felt right.


(On Roman’s birthday)
Roman: today is the day we celebrate-

Patton: a-Roman-tic person

Roman: dang it Morality that makes no sense.

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Person: i feel sad for those who can’t experience romantic or sexual attraction. It sounds so horrible!

Roman (literally came out ten minutes ago while wearing green, white and black with a white ring on the right finger.) What did you say Witch?

Virgil: you better run.

Someone send me more. i need this in my life


-tags ahead-

Idk if you wanted to be tagged but you are under no obligation to reblog just because i tagged you

@pastel-princey @starrykid @what-even-is-thiss @(i cant remember your username im sorry)

Motherhood is such a beautiful part of a woman’s life and I’m so happy you chose to embrace it.
It’s 9 months of a person growing inside of you.
9 months of all those chemical, hormonal changes in your body and stretch marks spreading across your skin like maps to places you forget to love, bringing out all the softness you buried under your chest when the world got too rough.
9 months of every side of you that’s still learning how to heal.
None of it all matters when that tiny bundle is cradled in your arms, struggling to keep her eyes open.
I hope you’re not too rough pushing her out of the nest and teaching her how to fly.
I know you’re scared for her future and for your own, but there’s nothing wrong with taking a little more time in learning how to get back on your feet and walk again.
I hope you teach your child to be brave enough to fall over and over again because you’ll always be there to pull her back up so that the pitter-patter of her footsteps and the melody of her giggles resonate through your house, which has forgotten it was ever quiet.
I hope you teach her to get trapped in the web of her own head and fall in love with the things that save her.
I hope you teach her to be loving and caring, to know the difference between fairytales and snares, to stumble on rocks and bleed but to never stop craving the smell of fresh mud after the rain under her feet.
I hope you teach her to believe in the marvel of her curious wide eyes and scraped knees, because even when you catch a butterfly and she sheds her colours on your palms, she doesn’t stop escaping and fluttering her wings.
I hope you teach her how important it is to follow your own heart because you never want her to grow old and realise that in her pursuit for stability, she forgot how to be happy.
But most of all, I hope you teach her to be kind. To learn to love the fuzzy feeling of warmth spreading across her chest and her palms every time a wide smile stretches itself across someone’s face because she’d rather buy them food than save all her paychecks for jewellery she’d never use.
To teach her to be happy with being called crazy every time she’s grinning and excitedly talking about how she rescued a mangled puppy off the streets to give it a home.
To teach her how the world runs on these random acts of kindness but everyone is so deeply immersed in their own troubles that they forget how important it is to smile.
Last of all, I hope you teach her to say, “I love you” and never not mean it.
—  Tamarind Fall; Writing prompt: To the friend who is pregnant and about to give birth.

You know the things the special two hours episode needs to cover in sense8?
How will Lito explain the sense8s to Hernando? 

Originally posted by stydiaislove

Really. How will he explain he is a he but he is also a we? Like whenever Lito and Hernando have sex everyone in the cluster sees stars.

Originally posted by onwumere

And I am assuming Hernando went with Lito to save Wolfgang, he must be going ‘WHAT IS HAPPENING LITO? WHO ARE THESE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE, LITO? SOMEONE. ANYONE.’

Originally posted by hmsxlarelovely

But it will be ok because he is the love of his life.

Originally posted by candzk-25

Also, how will the cluster embrace each other face to face? Like a huge puppy pile. Hugs. Orgys. I dont care. Just lots of touching.

Originally posted by sergiourdaneta

Lastly SUN AND MOON. We all need them k! Ya’ll know Sun needs good things in her life. Detective Mun is the good thing.

Originally posted by shadowrld

OK bye.

Considering that according to Harry, Sign of the Times is the most literal song of the album and it’s apparently about a woman giving birth, I think everyone is being much too narrow minded in this lover versus childhood friend/sister discussion. Here are a few other suggestions for topics:

1. “Sweet Creature” is written from the perspective of a unicorn and a centaur that fell in love. 

2. It’s about the process of baking, drawing from Harry’s experiences as a baker.

3. It’s about a quest to save a puppy from an evil sorcerer who kidnapped her, and the trials and tribulations of crossing three-quarters-Earth. Features dragons. 

4. It’s about like, a nympho. 

Open to other suggestions though lmk what you think 

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AH you guys! Thank you so very much for the love on my room! I’m completely obsessed and so excited and seeing everyone else’s excitement and questions just makes me feel really good so thank you! 

Per your requests, I took a few more photos for those who asked! Click on each picture to see captions for information. Please feel free to message me for links on where to buy anything you see, I still have mostly everything saved! And I am always happy to take more pictures anyone wants :)

Also I apologize if anything is blurry, I had a certain little puppy biting my ankles why I was taking them.

Also, I tried not to take any pictures of any artist’s work head-on so to avoid reposting. 

THANK YOU AGAIN!

anonymous asked:

Jonerys solid love? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh honey no

*locks Mary out*

Now, as a prime example for Jon and Dany loving each other I like to use that fucking time Daenerys rode to the Wall to save his ass or the time Jon risked a fucking truce in order to pledge himself to her. Or the time he basically asked her to impregnate her. Or the time he knocked on her ship cabin. Or the time he waited like a puppy on a cliff on Dragonstone. Or the time she looked like everyone died when he said he’s leaving…

Mary:THE FUCKING SHOWRUNNERS USED A FUCKING VOICE OVER THEIR FUCKING SEX SCENE SAYING HE LOVED HER AND SHE LOVED HIM FOR BLIND CUNTS LIKE YOU

Not to forget the heavy unsubtle foreshadowing by GRRM and the showrunners, paralles and other things that explain that Jon and Dany are meant to be

MAry:I SWEAR IF I GET ONE MORE DUMB ASK LIKE THIS I WILL FIND YOU AND GO FULL LIAM NEESON ON YOU

And how did you even find that ask? I answered it like a week ago or more, how desperate are you to roam Jonerys blogs and leave annoying questions?

MAry: I SAIDDD BIIIITICHHHHHHH

I rest my case now, time to go Mary.

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PUGS HAVE BREATHING PROBLEMS AND IT AIN’T RIGHT. THEY ARE LOVELY LITTLE CUDDLY BABIES WHO HAVE BEEN BRED HORRIBLY. BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THERE’S A SOLUTION THAT CAN SAVE THE SILLY BUTTER BALLS FROM SUFFERING FOREVER.

RETRO MOPS. 

LOOK AT THEM.

RETRO MOPS.

NICE GERMANS HAVE BEEN CROSS-BREEDING PUGS WITH PARSON JACK RUSSELLS AND THEN BREEDING THEM BACK INTO PUGS, THUS CREATING THE FABULOUS SNUGGLE BLANKETS CALLED RETRO MOPS.

THESE WEENY MUFFINS CAN RUN AND PLAY WITH THEIR LONGER LIMBS WHILE BREATHING FREELY THROUGH THEIR APPROPRIATELY SIZED PUPPY SNOUTS. THEY’RE BASICALLY THE SAME RIDICULOUS LITTLE SUGAR LUMPS THAT WE ALL LOVE TO HUG AND MEME BUT HEALTHY.

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS INSTEAD OF BREEDING FROM THESE TROUBLED ANGELS WE CAN BREED HEALTHY RETRO MOPS AND SAVE THE WORLD. HAPPY LITTLE SQUISHIES FOR EVERYONE. YES.

anonymous asked:

yESSSSSSS I FEEL YOU IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH A WALL AND SAVE PUPPIES AND DANCE MY ASS OFF plus the "ah saranghaeyo" f u c k s me up every time ugh i love this song so much i don't know why everyone else seems to hate it but i love you for loving it

everyone just hates having a good time like wolf is the only reason god will talk to us again

"It's like puppy love." Isaac Lahey Imagine

Isaac Lahey

Summary: Reader confronts Isaac about her feelings, only to not go as planned.

Warnings: um none I don’t think so

She watched him as he swayed through the crowded hallway to his next class. All she wanted to do was go up to him and straddle his body with hers as their lips would connect in perfect sync. Her beating heart pounded in her chest like crazy as he had spotted her from a far. His sweet and charming smile sent shivers through her body as she stupidly looked away blushing as he disappeared into the classroom.

“Are you done drooling over Isaac?” Allison bumped her shoulder into Y/N’s as she laughed. It was a daily routine for them to tease Y/N every period when she sees Isaac going to class or whenever they are having a study group she can never focus on the subject when he’s around.

“It’s like puppy love.” Lydia was the one teasing Y/N now, as Allison joined her in her laughter. Everyone knew they had a thing for each other, but typical love story; they didn’t know themselves. “You should probably tell him that you like him. It’s getting old seeing you guys do nothing about each other’s feelings.”

“I can’t find a perfect time to tell him, either some other pack is trying to kill us or school is haunting us with all those missing projects we never turned in because we were to busy saving everybody.” Y/N was tired of all the missing chances she had with him alone and never having a chance to spill out her feelings. Y/N was never afraid of talking to guys or asking them out, but with him it was so different.

“The time will come honey.” Allison gave Y/N one of her supportive smiles before the trio began to walk to class together.

After an uneventful day in Beacon Hills, which Y/N didn’t mind since running around with a pack full of werewolves and a banshee was way more exhausting that being stuck in school all day; she left the library after finishing her homework and made her way towards her own car.

Like if life couldn’t get any better for her, her car wouldn’t even start and it was already starting to get dark. Texting Allison to the rescue, she sat down on the hood of the car as she waited for her best friend to pick her up.

“Y/N?” Y/N stomach turned in spirals as she saw Isaac walking up towards her. The freshly showered scent hit her like a truck as he stood in front of her small figure. The beaten up lacrosse gym bag rested so lightly over his shoulders while his shirt was a bit wet from the droplets of remaining water that was in his wavy hair. “Why are you sitting on your car?”

“Someone stole my car battery, so I’m just waiting for Allison to pick me up.” Y/N bit the inside of her cheek as her eyes kept on roaming on his perfect features. “Stiles said he knows how to put a new one in, so by tomorrow morning it will be all good.”

“And you trust Stiles with your car?” Isaac chuckled as he stared back into her eyes. His heart fluttered as she immediately giggled back at him.

“He’s the only one I got.” She smiled back at Isaac as she placed a piece of her hair behind her ear.

“Hey, you have me too.” Y/N’s heart skipped a few beats as his words left his lips so naturally.

“Well do you know how to put a car battery?”

“No, I actually do not but you can still count on me for kicking anybody’s ass if they do anything to you.” He laughed once again at his joke as he sat down right next to her, placing his bag on the floor.

“Isaac?” She turned around to face him, only for the ache to grow even more of wanting to place her lips against his luscious one. His eyes landed on hers as his smiled faded when she got all serious.

“Yeah?”

“All this flirting and all. Does it mean something? I honestly don’t want to get my hopes us because I really like you a lot and I’m just tired of getting mixed signals from you.” Y/N blurted out as Isaac was caught of guard from her confession. He anxiously bit his lip as he tried to form an answer for himself as he watched her turn her face away from his.

“We’re friends and I’m just um.” He stuttered nervously. “My hands are so sweaty.” Isaac quickly stood up from the car and grabbed his gym bag from off the floor. Isaac blurted out random words as he tried to think of a better answer but his tongue twirled like a maniac.

“I knew this was a mistake.” Y/N quickly regretted spilling all her gut out when she knew she was going to get heartbroken. Allison’s car had turned up on the curb as Isaac was still trying to rephrase his own words.

“Y/N please wait.” He called her back as she opened the passengers door. She wasn’t going to cry or have a complete meltdown when she had known from the beginning that there was a chance he didn’t feel the same, but she couldn’t help feeling bad anyways since a part of her believed there was a good chance he did feel the same.

“I already have my answer Isaac.” She left the boy hanging by her dead car as Allison drove off out of the school. “I told him and he doesn’t like me back Allison.”

“What? You’re lying Y/N.” Allison shook her head in disbelief as she kept her eyes on the dark road. “I swear I’ll break his neck when I see him.”

After a long night of trying be sunk in to a black hole and avoid Isaac for the rest of her life, walking through the empty hallways were agonizing. The sun beamed in only for her eyes to water from the brightness. All she wanted was to be in her bed and sleep, something she didn’t managed to do the previous night.

Y/N was already forty minutes late to economics class, so she didn’t even bother entering the classroom. Opening her locker, the reflection of her bare and sleepless face was worse than any creature Beacon Hills had come across of through the years.

Grabbing one of her books and her student ID card she closed the locker lightly and headed towards the library. Thankfully, she had free period coming up; so she had enough time for a quick nap on her usual spot in the library. Ever since her first year, she had been taking naps and usually sleeping over night in the school behind the bookshelves on the second floor. The section was about mythical stories and nobody would head towards the area, only just the pack.


“Y/N?” She heard someone mumble her name, but she didn’t bother opening her eyes. She moved slightly, but her eyes were shut completely. She was too tired to even wrap her head around that someone was calling her.

Isaac sighed, giving up on calling her. Placing his bag on the floor, he sat down next to her sleeping body and brought her head carefully to his lap for her to be more comfortable rather than resting it on her hard book.

She didn’t even flinch when his fingers ran through her locks, she kept on sleeping like nothing had happened. He knew they had only twenty minutes left for their next class together, but he rather miss it than wake her up.

“I’m sorry for yesterday, I like you but I just freaked out.” He spoke up, when her eyes started to open up. “I had planned on telling on Friday after the game but I didn’t expect you to tell me like that.”

Y/N’s heart was about to jump out of her chest when his hands cupped both sides of her cheek once she stood up. His thumb caressed her cheek as they sat their silently looking at each other. A smiled creeped up on Isaac’s lips, he was overjoyed that she hadn’t rejected him like the thought she would over and over in his head. Instead, it was even better.

“You like me.” Y/N said, wrapping the idea of them around her head.

“I fucking do.” He chuckled, bring her into his lap and pressing his lips to hers. Y/N giggled into the kiss as she wrapped her arms around his neck, caressing the back of his hair with her fingertips.

His lips felt soft on hers as she imagined it. All those late nights she couldn’t go to sleep thinking about him didn’t compare to that moment.

“Can we skip school and just make out in your car?” Isaac mumbled, pressing small kisses to her jawline as she sighed out of pleasure.

“You’re too funny.” She said sarcastically, pecking his lips quickly as she stood up from his lap. “Come on.” Y/N extended her hand to him as he stood in front of her. Her small figure was pulled against his as he brought her closer to him and pecked her lips once again.

“Let’s go.” He smirked at her as she smiled uncontrollably. Finally, something went completely right in Beacon Hills for them.

i’m almost convinced swan queen was going to happen in s5 with dark swan. i think emma was going to have a real arc of own. i think there was going to be a focus on her issues with her parents abandoning her, how she really felt about being forced into the savior role, her true feelings for hook & regina. but then it all got sacked in favor of hook & robin didn’t die and it all went to shit. regina was supposed to kill emma to save everyone & the underworld arc was supposed to be about saving her and maybe hook was going to die & be with milah. maybe he would have actually been redeemed instead of this puppy love bullshit & clearly unchanged man unless he’s on emma’s leash.

i’m just so disappointed. i swear it was *right there* bc the first part 5a does not connect to the second part and it literally seemed to happen in the middle of an episode. and maybe a few things were changed around to fit the new plot a little better. but that was when i really stopped watching bc the disconnect to me was just so intense & unbearable, it didn’t make any sense whatsoever. at least through season 4 things made sense & were p cohesive even if 4a was boring af & 4b had some completely irrelevant episodes.

ishqbaaz 18.09.17 lb

god i hate sundari bua and really have to mentally prepare myself for her presence. so i took a nap. a very long one. i dreamt of puppies. good nap! 

Originally posted by stuff-from-web


  • ok fuck this nonsense of shivaay counselling rudra on his “relationship”. seriously. “milke jo saath ek dusre ka diya hai” my ass. kya saath? they met like 10 days ago or something. they’re the worst and flimsiest excuse of a couple this show has. ffs, tej and svetlana are more legit a couple, having been together this long. the show trying to shove this crap down my throat is making me hella mad. 😤😤😤
  • what’s wrong with shivaay, does he think you should fall in love with everyone who saves your life? then the first person you ppl should all fall in love with is khanna, since that’s his fucking job. 😒😒😒
  • snort, shivaay just said: 
    • sach mein, bhavya ke saath sex thodi kiya hai. TOH PROBLEM KYA HAI????????? 😟😟😟😟
  • THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS A FUCKING JOKE. SHIVAAY, DON’T YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS TO ATTEND TO? LIKE GOING AND BEATING SOME SENSE INTO OMKARA? AND GETTING THAT VIDEO TO ANIKA? AND LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE BUT THIS????????? 😒😒😒
  • god fuck you shivaay, use your power to fucking bring my girl sumo back. ugh. 😑😑😑
  • oh now that his relationship has been going ok for like, literally 5 minutes, shivaay thinks he’s some kinda love expert and can counsel others. son, don’t forget your wife is still mad at you. bada aaya….. 🙄🙄🙄
  • bas karo yaar. this scene has like totally fucked my mood. 😤😤😤
  • billu is a victim of vanity just like the rest of us, watching his own video again. 😆😆😆
    • lol best part, the video is showing angles completely unachievable from where the camera was set up. 
  • tu jaane naaaaa. eeeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊
  • OH YESSSSSSSSS, ANGSTY!KARA. YES SON, STARE OUT THAT RAINY WINDOW ALL SAD. I LOVE IT. 😇😇😇😇
  • oh fuck the fuck off rudra. do not try and make it like your relationship is anything like the others. 😒😒😒
  • billu’s having some tharki thoughts while missing wife. 😏😏😏
  • omfg, omki keeps her favt candy in some kinda special bag?? 😧😧😧
  • OMFG RUDRA AND THE EGGS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???????? 😒😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄🙄
  • ok shivaayyyyyy, fucking just call your chopper and fly to her and sex her uppppppppp. 😫😫😫
  • dang, omki having some cheapda thoughts tooooo. 😏😏😏
  • i’m not even going to talk about rudra anymore. i’m too mad, and it’s a waste of time. 🙄🙄🙄
  • lol awwwww, omki trying the candy move. you can’t son. it can be done only by a special little bulbul. 😌😌😌
  • why is the fuck is billu alll lit up in orange in this show every time he gets horny? 🤔🤔🤔
  • i wish this whole montage was just rikara, coz oh god, they’re the fucking bestttttt. the angst, the feels, the amazingness. 😥😥😥😪😪😪
  • “hue na tum begane bhi hokar aur ke, dekho na tum mere hi bane” and “afsos hota hai, dil bhi yeh rota hai, sapne sanjota hai, pagla hua” on omki. cryyyyyyyyyyinggggg. 😭😭😭😭😭
  • ok, zerooooo set up to this “gauri goes to school” plot. straight off shivaay is just like get there at 11, k? 
    • i would have loved to see a kimmy schmidt type scene like this between shivri as he took her to school, hee hee hee. 😂😂😂
  • god shivaay, like, i get your intentions are good, and you want to empower gauri and all, but… jeez. talk to your idiot brother too??? 😒😒😒
  • loving how encouraging he’s being though. i love this relationship so fucking much. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ugh these cute dorkssssssss. 😍😍😍😍😍

  • ok, how come gauri says “sharma” as “sssarma” and “request” as “requeSHt”… like come on. keep it consistent, ppl. 😒😒😒
  • wrong khan for the target audience, shivaay. she likes salman. 😐😐😐
    • also omg, shivaay’s watching bollywood movies these days. FOR ANIKA! 😭😭😭😭
  • fuck me sideways, i would take a bullet for these two, i would. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
  • lol shivaay struggling to translate “good luck” into hindi. (“shubhkamnayein”, billu.) 😂😂😂
  • god i hate bandari bua. 😒😒😒
  • OMFG SHE JUST SHOVED KHANNA. JEEZ. THROW HER THE F OUT, MAN. 😡😡😡
  • lmaooooo no she wont. anika would fucking throw you herself. 🙄🙄🙄
  • “anika ki bua? lagte ho. 😒😒😒” 
    • lmaooooooooooo pinky and her savage shade. 😂😂😂😂
  • dadi can smell the bs from a mile away. love it. LOVE IT. 😊😊😊
  • in this fight of despicable maternal figures, i’m definitely on team pinky. coz fuck, i hate buaji so fucking much. horrible woman. 😠😠😠
  • LMAO BUA LIPTOFYING AGAINST SHIVAAY HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    • and my god she threw herself against his chest so hard, i think she hit nakuul’s body mic, coz we actually hear some kinda thumpppp! sound. 😂😂😂
  • god shivaaaaaaay. she doesn’t deserve khaatirdaari. 😒😒😒
  • OMFG SHE’S BROUGHT FRIENDS. SHE’S SO TACKY AND I HATE HER. 😩😩😩
  • whaaaaat, omkara cooking???? 😧😧😧
    • lol it’s so obvious there’s nothing in the pan and kunal’s just stirring empty air. 😆😆😆
  • i love this red outfit of gauri’s but that dupatta is ughhh. 😐😐😐
  • DESSERT bana raha hoon. what dessert? gimme too, jaaneman. let me eat it off you. 😏😏😏👅👅👅
    • ok reigning in the tharki, sorry. 😳😳😳
  • “registaan bana rahe hai??” hee, cutie. 😚😚😚
  • god i want halwa now. 😣😣😣
  • omkiiiii be like GOING?? WHERE? YOU HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF PINING FOR ME? 😟😟😟😟
  • boy byeeeeeeee. she gone. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
  • buaji literally brought a whole fauj. ugh. 😒😒😒
  • lmao shivaay’s face as he regrets the decisions he’s made in the last 10 minutes. 😆😆😆
  • GOD, NOODLES AGAIN. MY GOD ARE THERE ANY NOODLES FUCKING LEFT IN CHINA, WITH THE AMOUNT THESE OBEROIS EAT???? MATLAB, KHUD KI MAGGI KI FACTORY DAALI HUI HAI KYA? IS THAT THE SECRET TO THE OBEROI FORTUNE? THEY OWN MAGGI????? 😑😑😑
  • lmaooooooooo klepto uncle just stole silverware right under shivaay’s nose. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • buaji imma need you to stfu and eat your food in silence. ya nasty piece of work. 😡😡😡
  • fwdingggggggggg coz can’t handle michmichi. also sick and tired of this moral science lesson. we fucking get it. billu’s a changed man now. 🙄🙄🙄
  • lo, aa gayi sundari apne mudde pe. 😒😒😒
  • pft, dadi, kabhi bina matlab bhi dhoonda karo gauri ko. khaali anika hi bahu nahi hai. 😑😑😑
  • god shut up pinky. what the fuck do you even care? 😒😒😒
  • dadi seems to have forgiven pinky? no more silent treatment. inviting her along for pooja related chores and all. 😐😐😐
  • shivaay’s straighttttt to the point. love it. 😊😊😊
  • oh stfu bua, everyone knows you’re here for cash. 😒😒😒
  • lmao buaji pretending she gives a fuck about sahil. bitch, do you even know where he is right now??? when was the last time you even saw him? 😠😠😠
  • haaaaaaa, bua’s needled shivaay into becoming SSO. i for one, welcome our tadibaaz overlord. 😎😎😎
  • “mujhe lagta nahi, mujhe pata hai.” billu’s finally gotten good at character judgement. 😊😊😊
  • oh god, great. pinky is getting involved too. 😣😣😣
    • MY GOD WHEN IS ANIKA COMING BACK I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THIS DRAMA WITHOUT HER I NEED MY SUNSHINE GIRL 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
  • yes, mrs. oberoi, please leave. 👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽
    • thanks for obliging. 
  • jfc, buaji just secured herself an oceanfront property and monthly stipend. 😧😧😧 
  • UGH FUCKING BUAJI. YOU ARE NOT HIS SAAS. YOU’RE NOT ANIKA’S MOM. YOU’RE NOT ANYONE’S MOM. FUCKING NO. 
    • WHERE THE FUCK IS ANIKA TO PUT A STOP TO THIS FUCKERY???????? I NEED HER TO STOP HIM FROM THIS NEW AWAIIIII KA KINDNESS DRIVE HE’S ON. 😑😑😑😑
  • oh, this superior officer of bhavya’s some kinda father figure too? pft, and still sends her on the most ridiculous missions that puts not only her, but god knows who else at risk. with dads like these…. 🙄🙄🙄
  • a rishtaaaa for bhavyaaaaaaaa. 😯😯😯
  • like mrs. khan better than the stupid officer dude. 🙂🙂🙂
  • bhavya said yes to rishta. 😶😶😶
  • wait, bhavya’s left oberoi mansion? how fucking random. 🤔🤔🤔
  • lmao “jab bhi ghar se chali jaati hai aap log mujhe KATORE mein khada kar dete ho” 
    “KATKHARA!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • pfttttt, rudra and his nakhre. 🙄🙄🙄
  • damn, this rishta of bhavya’s is moving hella fast. 😐😐😐
  • mrs. khan needs to go easy on the “beta” calling. and crazy smiling. she seems deranged. 😕😕😕
  • WHO DIS NOW? he looks like sasta duplicate of my jaan vikrant massey. 

Originally posted by violet-atom-14

  • his name is manav. and he’s a cop too. girl, i say jump on it. at this point. literally any man with steady employment is a better option than rudra. 😕😕😕
  • god chubby. fuck you and your misogyny as well. tum dono ek number ke losers ho. 😒😒😒
  • lol this bossy bhavya waala imagination. i kinda enjoyed the laughs. 😆😆😆
  • “woh toh mera jeena HARNAAM kar degi.” pffffffffft. 😂😂😂
  • chubby is me. his solution to every problem is either food or sleep. 😊😊😊
  • oh finallyyyyy, back to the svetVi plot! 
  • svetlana drops the act! 😯😯😯
  • “at least tumne maana toh sahi tum svetlana ho.”

Originally posted by tellywoodtrash

    • bitch you think there’s more than one of these perfect specimens walking around on the planet? no way. she’s it, baby. 😎😎😎
  • someone give me svetlana’s confidence in commanding a man. she’s so personality goals! (murder aside. actually, maybe murder included.) 😍😍😍
  • wait what? is that acid? what the fuck jhanvi????? 😐😐😐
    • also the levels of that jar keep going up and down. what nonsense. 🙄🙄🙄
  • apparently, rudra’s imma sleep it all away plan didn’t work. sucks to be you, boo. 
  • “rudy i’m your friend, not your ayah.” 
    • that’s exactly what this spoiltass loser needs though, an ayah. fucking child. 😒😒😒
  • who the fuck is kaira now??? 🤔🤔🤔
  • lmao svetlana just beat the acid outta jhanvi’s hand. god i love herrrr. she’s always prepared. 😊😊😊
  • ok jhanvi is sooooo fucking lame. imma need svetlana to fuck her up, purely coz she’s so damn lame. 🙄🙄🙄
  • omfg, slay me mama. literally kill me! i love you and your face sooooo much. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
  • kaira is lame af too. 😒😒😒
  • ok rudra, i’m pretty sure giving ppl raw egg is against some health code violation. why the fuck would you come to a restaurant and ask for raw eggs? 😑😑😑
  • ok imma need kaira to stfu. she’s very annoying. 😒😒😒
  • thank god that got over quickly. 😗😗😗
  • ok, bhavya and manav are on an outdoor date. 😊😊😊
  • LMAO WHAT EFFICIENTLY? SULTAN IS STILL AT LARGE. 😂😂😂
  • i like manav though. he seems really nice. 😚😚😚
  • oh he knows her right from childhood. 
  • ok yeah, i really like manav. goddamnit bhavya, this is exactly the kinda man you shouldddd be with. sensitive and supportive. treating you like an equal. appreciating your talent and work as a cop. like what a hell of an upgrade from stupid immature rudra. 😒😒😒
  • manav’s nice and going to get his poor heart broken. 😞😞😞
  • GOD I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU TWO AND YOUR BS. THIS WAS 10 MINUTES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SPENT ON GAURI. OR OM. OR LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. I WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD WITH JUST STARING AT OM AND SHIVAAY HANGING OUT TOGETHER IN SILENCE, OVER THIS NONSENSE. 😤😤😤

  • OH THANK GOD ANIKA’S BACK TOMORROW. SHE’S BACK SHE’S BACK SHE’S BACK. 😍😍😍😘😘😘😊😊😊
    • but hella overly angsty???? girl u ok? 😕😕😕

crystallstaircase  asked:

What about supernatural keeps you obsessed and up at night wondering about good looking hair and abs and puppies and green apple pie eyes? Oops, did i say that?!😰😳 But really what makes it all still relevant and amazing for ya? Tinnamon has just got to know.

ALL THE YES to the good looking hair, abs, puppies and green apple pie eyes. What actually got me into supernatural was how aesthetically pleasing the actor(s) looked.

But what keeps me, is the love. The love that Sam and Dean share. The fact that they are both flawed men who find it in themselves to keep coming back to save the world which is 50 shades of fucked up, and all they ever ask in return is each other’s companionship. 

I love how selfless and loving they are, and despite having every reason to hate everyone and be bitter, they are caring and empathizing. Basically, I love my boys, and their love for each other.

Also, I can’t believe you bought Tinnamon. Sleepy Ana should keep her mouth shut :P

ASK/ TELL ME ANYTHING!

nvmphadora-tonks  asked:

INFP (f) x ESTJ (m) couple?

INFP: DOWN WITH SOCIETAL NORMS
ESTJ: *is literal personification of societal norms*

or

INFP: WE NEED TO SAVE THE PUPPIES.
ESTJ: WHAT DID THE PUPPIES EVER DO FOR US.
INFP: WHY CAN YOU NEVER THINK OF ANYONE BUT YOURSELF?
ESTJ: NOT EVERYONE IS AS IDEALISTIC AS YOU WHY CAN’T YOU SEE IT YOU’RE THE BEST PERSON I KNOW AND I WANT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE RAVAGES OF THE WORLD.
INFP: wait what?
ESTJ: I MIGHT LOVE YOU
INFP: GOT DAMN IT I LOVE YOU TOO
*hate sex ensues*

Fun Fact: IRL, my ESTJ history teacher (first woman to reach a certain rank in the military, badass extrodinaire) and her INFP husband married in college, were together for 9 years, divorced and lived seperately for another 9, and then remarried once they got older and wiser and had developped their inferiors a bit more and all that jazz and are still madly in love in an argumentative retired marriage of awesome.

maxcaulficlds  asked:

My Sole Survivor Scarlett saved Preston after a short stint with being a raider queen. He was very cautious of her in the beginning but began to understand how badly she was trying to turn around and do right by her sister above all. It took a little while, but they fell totally in love and help each other be the best they can be, complete with goofy puppy-dog-eyed looks and off-key singing and dancing to love songs.

Oh so she was a raider queen? Nice that you opened with that usually everyone puts the DLCs after everything in the main game. I like it! You gotta tell me more about that raider queen thing!

Also SINGING IS GOOD, EVEN IF OFF KEY! Pretend you are in a musical, that’s always good for the soul. I am glad she turned around tho and I am glad things worked out between them at the end! 

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~Also Read On Ao3~

Castiel can feel Dean’s longing, but he is subject to the will of his puppeteer. He cannot go to his friend, cannot lessen the unease that radiates off Dean even from miles away.

Castiel hasn’t felt this way in a long time. It’s been several years since he was a prisoner in his own body when the leviathans took over, and much of that he was hardly awake for. Naomi’s mind control wasn’t quite possession. Even the attack dog spell didn’t completely feel like this; this complete lack of control, like being paralyzed, thinking you’re moving your hand when you’re not moving at all. The numbness after sitting cross-legged too long, getting to your feet only to roll your ankle because the feeling in your foot is gone.

But it’s not even quite like that, because Lucifer is allowing him to see and feel and hear everything. Rowena broke under his touch and he felt the twist of skin and the crack of her spine. He watched in horror and felt the meaty warmth of Crowley’s intestines between his fingers when his brother disemboweled him. Lucifer ascended his throne, redecorated in bone and flesh, and suddenly everything was as it once was, many years ago before the apocalypse that never came to pass. It was the Hell he remembered pulling Dean from.

Castiel could feel Dean calling out to him. It must have been weeks since Castiel said yes to Lucifer. He hears everything and the pull of Dean’s longing is enough to make him sick. Literally.

His vessel retches and rejects the intrusion. The sores break out on his lower back shortly after Lucifer takes hold, spreading around to his belly and up his chest, Castiel’s body unable to contain the amount of Grace within it. Lucifer heals them, of course, but it’s constant. But the worst and most painful thing is the agony of being unable to go to his charge. His body instinctively aches to go to Dean. I always come when you call so emblazoned on his being that it backfires against Lucifer’s ignorance.

Your butt-buddy’s constant whining is testing my patience, Castiel.

He knows something is wrong.

If I go to him, pretend to be you–

You won’t go within fifty miles of them, Lucifer, or so help me–

Remember who is in charge here, Castiel.

But Lucifer does not go to Dean, and Castiel can be nothing but grateful for small miracles.

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So I just watched Star Trek Beyond (SPOILER ALERT)

I have A LOT to say about this movie. It was fantastic, absolutely stunning and I loved it from the moment the company logos came out. It’s completely out of earth, which is exactly what the directors/producers promised, and it was both new yet familiar. The cast was exemplary and acting was top notch.

The cinematography was absolutely beautiful, I cannot capture in words how stunning they made the different planets to be. I enjoyed the humor thoroughly, which felt smooth and not forced, and most of all, I loved the interactions between the main crew.

We all know how they usually interact: Jim and Bones, Uhura and Spock, Chekov and Sulu, Scotty and Keenser. This movie highlighted the dynamics between the main crew, showed that they were all friends with each other with loyalty that knew no bounds. Bones and Spock was a pairing I didn’t expect (not romantically I mean) and it was utterly humorous to watch the two of them pretend hate each other while still saving each others’ asses.

Jim and Chekov were absolutely adorable (the puppy that is Chekov makes it almost a guarantee) and Anton Yelchin delivered spectacularly, I will miss him forever. Jim (the beauty that is Chris Pine) is fucking awesome. I love that he cares so much about his ship and his crew (I totally felt his heartbreak when the Enterprise went down) and his dedication to saving his crew is so touching.

Uhura and Sulu were awesome too! Uhura is a goddess and a badass and Sulu is another badass - aka the movie where everyone and their grandmother are badasses. Seriously. Both in afraid of defying a guy who could and would kill them, both of them covering each other’s back, the list could go on. And then there’s a moment where Spock goes to rescue Uhura only to get rescued by her instead. Gdi I love this woman.

And Scotty! How can I forget him? The guy who helped all of them escape back home! Without him, they wouldn’t be able to save the Federation, wouldn’t be able to stop the bad guy, and of course, would be stranded on an island with hostile inhabitants. I had to strain to hear his accent - no subtitles damn it - but I love him, he’s so adorably cute and funny.

Last but not least, Jayla (not sure if that’s how you spell her name). I don’t know where to begin with her. She was ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. I can’t even describe her. She’s a fucking badass, but at the same time, she’s also this young and scared girl who only wants to escape the planet but stepped up to help the Enterprise crew anyway. She’s not a Mary Sue, but she’s intelligent and resourceful, using the simplest ideas to thwart any enemies. She’s gruff, blunt, and loves classic rock. And I love her character completely.

Another thing that made me love this movie so much was the amount of Spirk in it. Yes, it was established that Spock and Uhura were together, but seriously, Spock and Jim were saying stuff like ‘I need you’ left, right and center. Even Bones told Spock that Jim would be upset if he left. And come on, the person who actually made Spock decide to stay, wasn’t Uhura (his girlfriend) but Jim. Seriously, what am I supposed to think when I keep seeing Spock and Jim express their need for one another the whole movie?

So two things I really loved (other than the list I mentioned above) was:

1. They kept Sulu’s homosexuality. I wished it was Chekov who was Sulu’s boyfriend, but alas…. It doesn’t matter, I was glad to see Sulu hugging his husband/boyfriend and his daughter. (Yes he has a daughter - a damn cute one at that)

2. Jayla and Jim didn’t get together.
THANK GOD FOR THIS. I am so tired of watching the guy always hooking up with the girl (he just met) in the movie. They worked well together, but thank freaking god that they didn’t end up together. I hated Carol Marcus in STID because she was literally a useless character who did nothing but sit around and look pretty. Her character could’ve been so much more, but in the end, she fell flat as a character. Jayla was so much more than that, and she was badass in her own way, saved the crew in her own way, and I was so glad that she didn’t get together with Jim at the end. Not only would that have been OOC for her, it would have also thrown off the whole balance of the movie.


Lastly, I swear, everything I’ve read in fanfiction is coming true on screen. Especially that part where Jim is a self sacrificing idiot. I swear, I love it, I really do, I love Jim whump but it nearly gave me heart attacks every time I thought he was gonna die. Again.

Anyway, sorry for the really long and disorganized rant, but, as you can see, I really really really love this movie!

We went to the shelter the other day to play with the pups and this babe melted my heart. He is a two year old Pitbull and is the biggest sweetheart, I wish I could’ve taken him home but with the animal discrimination laws making it impossible to have his breed he will probably sit in the shelter for awhile. I hope everyone following me knows how incredibly sweet Pitbulls are and won’t look past them because of how the media portrays them.

So, this afternoon I was watching Delphine’s scenes on Orphan Black from the beginning till the last episode of season 3, and i thought it was impossible for me to love her more, but jfc
how she cared about Cosima and her sisters since the beginning, when she decided not to tell to dr. Leekie about Kira, or say anything at all before she knew that Cosima would be safe
in season 2 when we clearly could see how much she loved Cosima, and everyone (including cosima) thought she was the enemy, but there she was, doing her best to save Cosi’s life
and then when in season 3 she finally became the actual queen and was slaying on everyone and saved everyone again putting herself in danger, literally, and i can’t forget to mention how fucking sexy she was, and also how she went from the puppy to the bad girl

all I want for this life is Delphine back, PLEASE