Star Wars/Spy Kids crossover where Padme and Anakin retired after having the twins and live quietly on Naboo, until they get kidnapped and Luke & Leia have to rescue them. "Our dad can't be a Jedi, he's not cool enough!" Also Obi-Wan is (a slightly nicer version of) Machete.
YOU KNOW WHAT IM JUST
AND PALPATINE IS WHO? FLOOP? OR THAT OTHER GUY? MY GOD I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS OTHER THAN ITS BASICALLY THE MOST INCREDIBLE ANAKIN-DOESNT-GO-BAD-EVERYONE-LIVES AU I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED
SO you gotta help me out a bit here I’ve not seen spy kids for years. Obviously that Story at the beginning is a thing, and Padme tells it to them every night - the Jedi who fell in love with the Queen, and it was all very Forbidden, so they got married in secret and then beat up the bad guys and lived happily ever after.
AND OBI-WAN AS UNCLE MACHETE SAVE ME
BUT THEN one day, Palpatine decides that he needs to kidnap them in order to fulfill his nefarious plot and so Luke and Leia have to go save them from the bad guys
Ohmigosh wait so Floop was the guy who was originally sorta a jerk but then was good? WHAT IM SAYING HERE IS
/IS HAN FLOOP/
Basically I just give up and god bless you, ever one of you, Phil out