I commissioned a modern Tarzan and Jane from the incredibly talented @punziella and here’s the final result!! I couldn’t be happier with it, it’s absolutely perfect and I just love it so so much I can’t stop staring at it, thank you so much Pauline!!
Everyone I talk to about Night Vale got to about 19 and gave up and is now too daunted by the rest to continue so...
In honour of the most recent episode of Welcome To Night Vale I want to help out everyone who is daunted by the 109 standard/numbered episodes of the show and create a list of must-listens. These are episodes which tie into the plot of the overall show and narrows your “to listen” down to 58 mandatory episodes and several optional ones.
i hate it when i draw self indulgent shit that turns out super good. i have to make a choice between (a) living without that well earned Validation and (b) letting people know what exactly I read fanfics about
okay but think about Even and Isak and social media if Even ever got on board
imagine the snaps
Even loves sending Isak ridiculous snaps with the face filters and witty one liners. they usually make Isak roll his eyes but some of them are actually kinda funny and Even’s cute no matter what filter he uses so there’s that
Isak isn’t much of a selfie guy because he’s a self conscious lil bean but on the nights they aren’t together he sends Even snaps of his spread of homework with captions like why am I like this or will you ever fuck me as hard as this biology paper is
sometimes when they’re together Even takes sly photos of Isak because his boy is just so effortlessly beautiful and it blows Even’s mind and he wants to capture those moments for when he isn’t feeling so great so he can remind himself that while the world may seem bleak and hopeless there will always be Isak’s light
if Even’s feeling good Isak usually gets random snaps through the day, just little things that capture Even’s attention. sometimes it’s bright flowers or a black and white shot of buildings or clouds or literally just a snap of what’s right in front of Even as he walks. these are Isak’s favourite sort of snaps because it’s like seeing the world through his boyfriend’s eyes
when one of them is getting crushed under the horrifying weight of being a student or just being alive the other will send a cute little video saying something like you got this I love you you can kick this is the ass and it’s almost always followed by a blank snap that just says you need me to come over? because like hell would they let the other struggle alone
Even has been known to send Isak a snap of the front door to the kollectivet captioned are you going to let me in or what? after Isak’s sent him a particularly stressed out snap
Even doesn’t really use his facebook, he mostly got it because there were some groups in his classes where students swapped ideas back and forth and it was pretty helpful
Even and Isak are totally that couple that tag each other in stupid memes and just say ‘you’ ‘me’ or ‘us’ and everyone thinks it’s adorable
Even’s favourite thing to do is to find kitten photos and tag Isak in them with comments like ‘looks like you’ and when the boys see that they lose their collective shit because yes Isak you are just a tiny kitten definitely and Isak is so embarrassed and he’s going to kill Even
it’s hard to argue with it though seeing as the second Even runs his fingers through Isak’s hair the boy practically melts Even is convinced that if humans could purr Isak would
Isak gets revenge by tagging Even in hundreds of posts that try to say Terminator or some shit is the best movie ever made
sometimes they’re actually cute though and they’ll tag each other in those posts that are like ‘tag someone who changed your life for the better’ or ‘tag the love of your life’ and whenever the girls (especially Eva, who knew Isak way back when) see it they can’t help but swoon and sigh a lil because #goals
Even’s facebook has almost no posts because he doesn’t really see the point in documenting everything he does, but the few posts that are there are usually check ins where he’ll have ‘finally got Isak to watch *insert movie here*’
any photos of Even are where he’s been tagged in someone else’s photos. Eva is the worst for taking photos on a night out but hell if Even could say no to her when she’s so happy so yes okay he’ll bend down and take a photo with her
Even’s favourite photo is one with Eva and Isak. he has his arm snug around Isak’s waist and he bent down a bit to accommodate Eva’s wish for a selfie and she surprised him with a kiss on the cheek and the photo got snapped just as Isak’s jaw dropped and he yelped out a hey!!!
Eva just captioned it with told you I’d steal him ;) and itbecame an iconic photo in their friendhship group
Instagram, the Skam fave
Even totally has notifications on for Isak’s insta because he’s extra af
Even’s instagram is probably what he uses most because he quite likes photography, he likes capturing the little moments in life that grabbed his attention
it’s very aesthetically pleasing and he actually got a lot of followers who’d have guessed?????
but every so often he’ll post a photo with Isak and it’ll literally be the cutest sappiest shit because that boy is so in love and it’s so obvious and his phone gets blown up with notifications to the point where he turns them off because he knows he’s dating the most gorgeous boy in the world he doesn’t need to see a thousand comments telling him what he already knows
Isak doesn’t use his instagram much, but Even always leaves cute little comments sometimes just a lil heart emoji. he especially leaves cute comments on the photo Isak posts of Even, things along the lines of wow what a good looking boyfriend you have you must be happy ;)
Even definitely looked at all the older things Isak was tagged in, and he even buys Eva a muffin at school as thanks for posting all those things with Isak in because they are a fucking gift
Even literally can’t get over how much of a baby Isak looked just a year ago??????????? sometimes he looks at Isak for ages until Isak can’t take it any more and asks what Even wants and Even just shows Isak one of those photos from Eva’s instagram and he’s just like how was this a year ago what the fuck Isak you look 12 I don’t understand this is keeping me up at night
JUST EVEN AND ISAK BEING THEIR CUTE SELVES ON SOCIAL MEDIA AS WELL AS IN THE REAL WORLD!!!
Where it all begins. My first Villainous fic! Black hat is evil, after all. I will suffocate you all in Villainous mwahaha! Also, I kinda skipped the Woy fic because I just had so many ideas for this,, aaah, I should rly finish it. Anyway, hope you likey! ~Bun
Prompt: Black hat does his usual cruel round of scaring the others, but when Dr. Flug acts odd he demands to know why.
Black hat slithered around a corner in silence, a malicious, pointy toothed smile on his face. He crept into the laboratory unnoticed. He’d just scared the living hell out of 5.0.5, and Dementia had been attack beforehand. Now all Black hat needed for a perfect scaring streak was the anxious Dr. Flug. This should be easy.
He slipped under desks, pinning his sights on the scientist. He crawled forward, coming close as Flug sighed and reached up to grab a box full of scrap. Black hat rose in silence, hands shaped into claws, ready to strike.
Black hat would have laughed at the overly dramatic squeal had it not taken him by surprise. He knew he was terrifying, but a simple “Boo” couldn’t have been enough to summon such a fright.
Black hat took a step back, watching the scientist. He was clutching his ribcage is if he’d just had broken it. He slowly turned, and Black hat couldn’t help but note the slightly pinker hue in Flug’s neck.
“S-Sir! Oh, um, I’m sorry I screamed so loud- y-you… scared me…”
Black hat also noticed the hesitation to state what he’d done. Flug was never a good liar.
“You aren’t the only one, Flug, I’m a master at scaring all.” He leaned closer, taking delight in how Flug leaned back in fear. “Striking fear into the hearts of everyone that gazes upon me is my favourite thing to do~”
Flug gulped. He seemed less tense then before, though. Just after Black hat startled him his frame was as unmoving as a statue. Now, he seemed to be breathing again. Ugh. Flug rubbed his arm awkwardly, then turned, motioning how he still needed that box. Black hat pouted in thought. As Flug reached up to grab the box once more, Black hat’s hand went for the ribs. Dr. Flug squealed once more, less loud but still there.
He turned, seeming to shrink as Black hat adressed him.
“Did I really scare you?”
“Or is it something else?”
“I-I don’t know w-what you’re talking about S-sir… W-what else could it b-be…?”
Doesn’t he realise how high his voice has gone? Is he trying to make it that cripplingly obvious?!
“Flug, are you ticklish?”
Ah, there it is. Black hat didn’t even need an answer, he’d already seen it- that delicious shine of dread that reflects off his eyes, how his body tenses in defence, the deepening redness in his neck.
“I-I don’t think s-”
“I think you’re lying.”
“W-w-well let’s not b-be so quick t-to judge-”
“If you won’t answer, I’ll answer myself.”
But it was too late. Black hat moved forward with intense speed, his hand latching onto Flug’s side. A quick squeeze sent Flug spiralling into nervous, muffled giggling. He tried moving backwards, away from the grinning, amused monster looming above him, but he collided with the wall. Black hat ducked so as not to hit his head on the shelf, and to get closer to Flug.
“I dislike liars. They deserve to be tormented.”
Flug let out a small yelp as Black hat placed his hands on their sides, already squirming. He shivered as one hand curled into a claw, tense as he felt the somewhat foreign, tingling sensations ripple through him. Black hat reveled in the anticipation, how the wait was making Flug so much more anxious.
It was a good thing he wore the paper bag, if he’d not then Black hat would have been able to see the entirety of his already bright red face, alongside the smile spreading across it. At least he couldn’t get bullied about his smile; He knew Black hat would find some way to use it against him, even if it is just to fluster.
Black hat started by circling his fingers over Flug’s sides. Flug resisted by trying to keep his mouth shut, hands grabbing on and weakly pushing back Black hat’s arms. Black hat put a little more pressure, hoping to bring forth the laughter. No luck. Black hat shot his hands up to the ribs, and with one quick sweep Flug had burst out laughing.
“Whoa. I think someone misplaced your “funny bone”, Flug. I’ve never met someone with such sssentsssitive ribsss~“
He murmured near Flug’s bright red neck, elongating S’s for emphasis and for his breath to tickle gently. It worked, as Flug flinched away from his breath, giggling hysterically.
‘He’s kinda cute- wait no! No gross, kind thoughts.’ Black hat thought. He growled, irritated at how Flug’s sweet giggling was like music. He dug in harder, Flug yelping and giggles turning to cackling.
“How are you so cute?!”
Black hat growled. Flug made a small, gasping sound, hiding his goggles behind his eyes. Whoops. Didn’t mean to say that out loud. It seemed to have an excellent embarrassing effect on Flug, though, so why not go deeper.
“We’ll have to fix that, we’re villains after all. Can’t have someone as unbearably adorable as you in our group.”
“W-whahahat abohohohout 5.0.5?”
Black hat huffed, that hadn’t embarrassed him, that distracted him. He noticed him flinch again and smirked.
“I’m not talking about 5.0.5, I’m talk about the giggling mess infront of me.”
Bingo. Black hat chuckled softly as Flug whined and hid his eyes and a hand, making sure he breath made contact with the sensitive neck. He was getting bored of the ribs, however, and it seemed Flug was becoming numb there, from the slowly calming tone in his laughter. He slipped his hands down, experimentally poking Flug’s tummy. He squeaked and covered it with his arms, pushing himself into the wall. Black hat’s smirk grew.
With a small motion, Black hat had Flug’s arm’s pinned above his head and a hand poised above. He wiggled his fingers, smiling cruelly as he watched Flug squirm and stare warily at his hand. He made a move to attack, but moved back before contact, laughing at the squeal Flug made.
This’ll be good.
“NAHAHAH! S-SIHIHIR-! P-p-plehehease-!”
“What’s wrong, Flug? Tum too ticklish~?”
He yawned, as if he weren’t driving the sensitive man to madness below him. Flug just shook his head, laughing loud and squeakily. He tugged hopelessly at his arms, deciding to just give in to the torment and hope for mercy soon. At least this wasn’t his worst spot. He wouldn’t be able to stand it if Black hat found his worst s-
“AAAIIIIEEEEE, NONO SIR NOHOHOHOT THEEERE!!!”
“Don’t tell me what to do.”
He replied, squeezing Flug’s hip. Flug’s legs gave way and he slid down the wall to the floor, Black hat following him down. He continued cruelly pinching and squeezing Flug’s hips, Flug laughing hysterically and rocking left and right in desperation. Black hat cackled, finding his dramatic reactions amusing to no end. Pulling down his arms, Flug gave a sudden push at Black hat, who fell onto their bum, having crouched solely on their ankles. Flug wrapped his arms around himself protectively eyes squinted shut and back hunched as they recovered.
”… You pushed me.“
Dr. Flug peeked up with one open eye, giggles still flowing out their mouth. He gulped when he came into eye contact with his boss, whose expression wore rage.
“O-ohoh- oh no- uh, I-I’m sorry S-Sir! I-I didn’t k-know what I w-was doing, it j-just h-happened-”
Black hat raised a hand to put a stop to Dr. Flug’s worried babbling, and stood up. Flug remained on the floor, unsure if he should get up, when Black hat offered a hand. Flug carefully took it watching Black hat’s face, which showed no expression. Then he was yanked up, face thrown against Black hat’s chest, strong, evil arms wrapping around his waist.
Black hat hissed in his ear, Flug shivering and whimpering.
“You should know by now not to trust me, Idiot. ESPECIALLY if you’ve just pushed me!”
And Flug fell into a sequence of begs, squeals and apologies as Black hat dug his fingers into the hollows of his hips once more, tracing up his spine every now and again. Looks like mercy doesn’t exist here.
Upstairs, Dementia peeked around the door leading down, listening to the mingled laughter of a tortured scientist and sadistic boss. She grinned, knowing that she was probably the cause as she thought of the last thing she said to Black hat.
“Scare me like that again and I’ll tell Flug and 5.0.5 your secret! Or better, I’ll show them~!”
Accompanied by wiggling fingers, it was enough for the mortified monster to blush and recoil, grumbling and snarling. He must of went to take it out on Dr. Flug by “finding out” he was ticklish. Ah well, Flug will find out too, eventually. It’ll be fun seeing him go revenge crazy, if he hopefully does! Dementia giggled, closing the door, leaving the two to their own, laugh stricken devices. There’ll be plenty of time to bully either of them later~
people that inspired in my in my journey, diego luna was special, because it was the first film i did abroad and he was such a strong actor in the sense of young, but with so much knowledge because he was an actor since he was a kid. - alice braga, interview magazine
First of all, I want to thank each and every one of ya’ll for
taking a chance on me and reading my fics. This blog used to be my personal,
and I understand that some of my old followers may have stuck around, but I literally
cannot believe how quickly my little squad has grown!!!
Thank you for being patient with me, thank you for reading
the things I post, thank you for being supportive and lovely and making my days
about me, here’s my two cents on this challenge.
I wanted to do something that wasn’t exhausted already (ie song, drabble,
head canon etc), and considering the wild amount of challenges that have
been going on since December, I didn’t want to overbear anyone. (Don’t worry,
next milestone I’ll be doing something for everyone!) So I’m combining a list
of my favourite things to make things a bit easier on ya’ll. Please read
carefully all of the rules below. Just send me an ASK if you’re unsure of anything. And of course, there will be a
huge celebratory masterlist
permanently posted on my blog afterwards!