“My mom battled drug addiction and mental illness her entire life. She ultimately died of it. She was purposefully open in all of her work about the social stigmas surrounding these diseases.
She talked about the shame that torments people and their families confronted by these diseases. I know my Mom, she’d want her death to encourage people to be open about their struggles. Seek help, fight for government funding for mental health programs. Shame and those social stigmas are the enemies of progress to solutions and ultimately a cure. Love you Momby.” - Billie Lourd (June 18, 2017) x
Ooh, Harry and Draco just completely missed the snitch again! Ron doesn't seem too happy about that. It's okay Ron, I'm sure they'll get together soon and be able to focus on something besides each other's arses—
Sorry, Minerva! But I admit I can see why! I've always found Draco's bottom to be very shapely, and Harry's has recently become really toned—
I swear to you Miss Lovegood, I WILL replace you if you are incapable of focusing on Quidditch!
Oh, look! I think Slytherin has just scored. Whatever were you looking over here for, Ron? Anyway, Harry and Draco must both have a case of the Woomplies because just look at that tension! Come on, kiss him, Harry!
This is NOT a platform for you to make up some complete nonsense about— Oh, good lord.
Oh!! And it was actually Draco who went in for the kiss! That was a surprise! Harry seems quite excited about it though. Wow, they really are quite lovely together, don't you all think? Of course, Ginny is the loveliest player of all, but since this commentary is meant to target the interests of the entire student body, I will avoid discussing my girlfriend's beautiful, firm—
THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH, MISS LOVEGOOD!
Ooh, look! Slytherin have scored three more goals! Ronald seems very distracted. It's okay, Ron! I'm sure there will always be a place for you in Harry's heart!
The fun and outgoing main character that gets warped into a dramatic quest to fight off bad guys and save their best friend
The hopelessly romantic princess with the over protective parents. Ends up running away in order to follow her dreams which disguising as a peasant.
The hero that gets to finally show off their amazing skills from years of combat training. They save the town from destruction (and get the girl/boy)
The asshole type character that tries hard to be disliked, but for some reason, you can't not like them. They end up learning some kind of moral lesson about love
The backbone of a family under the apocalypse. They are second-in-command and can be very vicious when their loved ones are hurt. Was probably a doctor as well.
The main character that sacrifices themselves too easily for their friends. They end up somehow not dying due to one of their friends pushing them out of the way. ENFJ lives on to be a ruler of some kind.
The lawyer character which has to help their best friend cover up some deep dark shit they did. Using wits and skilful people skills, they help their friend escape the law
A heart-wrenching story about an underprivileged child and their journey on to becoming a CEO of a huge modern company. Probably a documentary or biography
A character that everyone thinks is dissociated from society, but ends up being the only one who can soften up the coldest character in the movie. They undergo a heart-warming friendship filled with metaphors and a tragic end.
The main character that discovers they have incredible super powers. Spends the whole movie getting away from the government and saving their friends.
Probably that character that loses their family or friends during a disaster. Goes on an epic journey to be reunited with them again
Part of a space crew on a futuristic mission to explore the galaxy. The film focuses on realistic problems that a colonising ship would have and showcases the brilliant minds of engineers
A heart-warming romantic comedy about two tragic lovers. But there's some kind of twist like a supernatural occurrence separated them or something
Some kind of fantasy journey with dragons and weird monsters. Ends up being some kind of psychological thriller with a cliff hanger.
A character that underwent some tragic event. Used this event to better themselves for mankind. Leads a double life as a successful person and a vigilante (Basically Batman.)
That main character that everyone suspects is the murderer in a horror movie. Becomes the last one alive. Is actually the killer and at the end narrates how they succeeded. Ends on a cliff hangar hinting that they got rid of all evidence except for one.
The witch that goes all out and does intense ritual work and magick everyday, is a witch.
The witch whom only does magick in emergencies or once in a blue moon, is a witch.
The witch who quietly whispers their spells and uses only their mind to manipulate energy, is a witch
A witch who knows everything there is to know on a witchcraft topic but never does spell work or magick themselves, is a witch.
A witch who knows nothing about witchcraft and hasn’t done magick yet but wants to, is a witch
The witch that does witchcraft everyday without knowing it, is a witch…Or just a person if they don’t desire the title. (And that’s ok!)
The witch who curses when wronged, is a witch
The witch who doesn’t believe in cursing, is a witch
The witch who follows a religious path, is a witch
The witch who follows no religion, is a witch
The witch that worships Gods, is a witch
The witch whom worships no one, is a witch
A witch that follows a group or coven, is a witch
A witch whom is solitary, is a witch
The witch that follows a specific way of witchcraft, is a witch
A witch that just does whatever they feel like and has no specific craft, is a witch
A witch that can’t do certain witchcraft because of a disability, is a witch
A witch who is old and wise with years of age on her skin, is a witch
A witch who is young and naive about the world and her craft, is a witch
A person with a penis whom calls themselves a witch instead of wizard, is a witch
A witch that loves sex and celebrates the creation of life through sex, is a witch
A witch whom isn’t sexual and values life without the creation process, is a witch
A witch that is broke and can’t afford to buy witchy thing for their craft, is a witch
A witch on a more negative or forceful path, is a witch
A witch on a passive or positive path, is a witch
The witch that wears all black and whom everyone already suspects is a witch, is a witch
So is the one wearing pink and flower crowns, they are also a witch
A witch, is a witch, is a witch.
Blood, age, color, background, knowledge, gender, or skill level means nothing.
You cannot define witchcraft or a witch. One person’s ‘imagination’ is another persons magick. One person’s ‘prayer’ is another persons invoking ritual. A person wishing upon a shooting star or making a wish on a dandelion is one persons hope and wishful thinking and another persons will to make something happen.
Adult here. Write this down. If you have a weird hobby and your parents have said that you should quit because it’s not “marketable,” consider that there are real people, some of whom I know personally, with the following jobs that make real cash money:
Science writer (me) Cosplay and prop maker Stuffed animal designer Dog artist Political activist for LGBTQ rights Political activist for affordable housing Music licenser Fan video mixer Bone cleaner Sports photographer Digital hat maker
Race bought an elf on a shelf during their sophomore year of college.
He put it on a shelf in Jack’s dorm and never admitted to it, freaking Jack out.
The next week, Jack had moved it to Race’s dorm.
After that, even though nobody knows who originally bought it, it gets moved around every Christmas. It freaks all of them out because everyone always denies moving it, even when they logically know who did based on who had it last.
Until Davey moves it from one place in Jack’s dorm to under his covers and manages to do it in a way that meant nobody should have been able to move it, and now all of them are convinced it’s alive.
It moves every winter, now, into people’s apartments and cars and luggage, and they’re all scared. They call him Nikola.
The best one was when Specs and Romeo packed up all their stuff from the holidays when Nikola was still in New York with Jack and Crutchie instead of in Minnesota with them, and when they unpacked the next year Nikola was in the box. Nobody had visited them that year, they had gone to their friend. Nobody will admit they did it. Everyone is scared of Nikola.
Nobody ever seems to comment upon the sociocultural implications of the cheap, convenient, and reversible cosmetic surgery that they have in the Federation, which is apparently so reliable as to allow crew members to effectively pass for members of different species for months or years at a time. Like, are people’s entire appearances subject to the arbitrary whims of fashion, like “antennae are in this season” or whatever.
shiro falls out of the ceiling tiles and into allura’s arms, along with 15 armed rebels and a couple of vegetables from earth. the entire episode is just him screaming, allura screaming, the paladins screaming, and the black lion kicking them all out. they never really figure out how exactly shiro got into the ceiling tiles but shiro says it has something to do with the vegtables.
the reunion episode between matt holt and shiro is just a complicationed dance routine with sam and pidge looking on in a mixture of shame and contempt. it has been months since they last saw each other. how do they know this. the entire dance is just the whole episode.
lotor is just a tiny alien in a huge mech suit, and once the paladins figure that out they put him in a glass jar and now hes a decortive item in the castle. the joke is that youre supposed to move it every time you see him to freak out someone. this ends badly as keith once woke up with it shoved down his shirt, and all of lance’s creams got replaced by several bad duplications of the jar. pidge is a master at this game as they can crawl through vents and place the jar of screaming prince lotor anywhere undetetced.
shiro’s makeup bag gets replaced by alien substances and winds up geting posioned because he used some crushed berries as eyeliner, and the episode is him runnin though the castle, arm activated and destroying a couple of walls looking for his damned eyeliner. allura helps.
hunk and pidge are working on shiros arm (which needed maintenance or something) and they discover it can be turned into any body part. they accidently turn it into a foot and cant change it back so its just shiro walking around the castle like normal only its a foot.
the cow, which had wandered off on its own in the castle, gets an entire episode thats just from the cow’s point of view. it raids the kitchen at night and loves the food goo. it crawls though the vents and often scares the heck out of pidge. it has a collection of stuff it stole, like several of keiths knifes, lances moisturizer, a rolling stones album, several pens and socks, an entire altean ballgown, and coran’s ponytail bands. prince lotor in a jar eventually winds up in it but no one cares.
lance does DOFA deez nuts on allura at least once. the episode consists of pidge and lance memeing the other paladins.
at one point someone adopts an alien cat. it hates hunk but loves keith. keith hates it and hunk loves it.
“every time you kill zarkon, theres a tinier zarkon that you can kill eaiser behind it. after you kill the last one, you become a god.” “lance put the redbull coffee down and put your shirt back on before i throw you into the pool.”
hunk swears, and everyone just stares. they suspect that hes a galra in disguise and try to anbush him while hes making cookies.
the paladins get into another time loop only when they get out of it, shiro and matt are 10 year olds, hunk lance and keith are maybe 4, and pidge is an infant. the episode is just allura, coran, and samuel holt just taking care of the children with their giant robot cats that also seemed to revert to kittens. lotor in a jar makes an appearence but its just him screaming for a couple minutes.
The town you grew up in. The town that held so many fond memories. The town that you’d been ripped away from when you were nine years old.
It was still your favourite place even though you’d spent the last six years in Los Angeles. Sure, the big city life was fun but it was nothing compared to the tight knit community of your little friendly town. Even though you’d only been young, you still remembered how everyone said hi when you passed by them or how the local diner always remembered your families order and especially how all the kids made sure nobody was left out. That was how you remembered Riverdale. Full of friendly, happy, kind people.
But, the stories you’d heard from your grandparents who still lived there told a whole different tale. Your friendly little town had changed the moment Jason Blossom had been murdered. Everyone in town was a suspect and the whole dynamic had changed. Riverdale was now surrounded by mystery and secrets which made you scared to go back.
A/N: Okay this one is reeeeally long but i got carried away and I didn’t want any part of the request to get missed out because I tried to squish it into less than 2000 words
I maybe request an imagine where the reader is new and she moves to riverdale
from England and she starts off as a waitress at pops and befriends Jughead
because she’s all little and sassy and sarcastic. Then maybe she could become a
river vixen and reggie and the football team all take an interest and juggy
gets all jelly because he’s developed a subconscious crush on her
Murder on the Orient Express: Nov. 3, 2017 │Everyone Is A Suspect
So, they got him after all. You assume he was killed? No, no. He—well, he was in perfectly good health; he had his enemies. Indeed, he was murdered. Good, God! A murder, here?God rest his soul. If there was a murder—what is going on?—then there is a murderer. The murderer is with us. And everyone of you are suspects.
So what if some of the times we thought we were seeing Spencer, we were actually seeing her twin?
There’s a lot of stuff that Spencer doesn’t remember due to her addiction to adderall.
Remember how she was described as violent and unpredictable.
Also, we now know that we might not always be seeing who we think we’re seeing. Take this scene for example:
Who we thought was Jessica lurking in the shadows actually turned out to be Mary! So what if at certain instances when we thought we were seeing Spencer we were actually seeing her twin?
Remember this flashback of Ali’s? Spencer doesn’t remember a thing which would make sense IF IT WASN’T HER.
What if her twin has been here “always watching, manipulating”. (Mona says this in a promo for 7B but I’m just not sure which episode) Haven’t we all always wondered how no one noticed “A” doing all of the stuff they did? Us viewers along with everyone else in Rosewood wouldn’t suspect Spencer Hastings because we know her face.
The scene from last night’s episode (7x15) with Ezra seeing “Spencer” and Wren in the airport was really odd to me.
She was acting kind of strange to me and the timeline doesn’t really make sense. Wasn’t she just at the Lost Woods being questioned by Marco? So what would’ve then prompted her to contact Wren out of the blue?
Also, don’t forget this sweet scene:
I think this was also potentially Spencer’s twin! They’re throwing little bits of her in here and there which will all make sense after we know the whole truth. Kind of like all the little hints and clues that are scattered throughout seasons 3-6 that now make sense because we know they are supposed to be pointing towards Charlotte!
We all know how this show (i.e. MARLENE) has a thing for twins, and this would be the ultimate secret/betrayal! This would also truly tie everything together because I truly believe that A.D. has been here from the start, even if they weren’t always actively playing the game.
A/N: Here it is you guys! The Epilogue! *cries historically* I just wanted to say thank you to all of you who’ve stuck with this story! It’s my first series and y'all are hella awesome for all the positivity!! 😭❤ Pls excuse any misspelling! And most of all, enjoy! - Delilah ❤
“Ms. Y/L/N,” Friday chimed. “Mr. Barnes requests your presence in his room.”
You couldn’t stop the grin that spread on your face. Bucky and you were an official couple now, and you couldn’t help but feel as though the world was twice the better place than before. You’d never say it out loud, but you were falling for him. And you were falling hard.
Giving Friday a subtle okay, you made your way down the corridors to Bucky’s room. As you walked, the memories of your drunken endeavors replayed in your mind. In some weird way, you had Tony to thank. If he hadn’t have stumbled upon Let’s Pretend, you and Bucky wouldn’t be in the very happy relationship that you were currently in.
Opening the door, you were met with the sight of your boyfriend on his bed, the laptop once again on his lap. He grinned at the sight of you and patted the empty space on the bed beside him. He looked so handsome it was almost painful.
“What’s up?” You ask, sliding into the space and throwing an arm over his middle. You rested your head on his shoulder and looked at the glowing screen.
“The fans are going psychotic over the videos,” he says, peering down at you with a smile. And he was right. The video had been posted two days ago and the entire site was losing their minds. The three videos were released at the same time, but of course, the real one was the highest in views.
The fans were literally divided. The first half argued that the first video was real because of the subliminal messages (even though there were none). The other half believed that the third video was real, based on the fact that instead of the usual background, the video took place in a swimming pool; thankfully they were wrong as well.
Now the third half, those were the smart ones. Instead of looking at the whole plot, they noticed small details. Like how Bucky’s hair was shorter the last time he wore the 40’s uniform. Why would he have longer hair? Why couldn’t one of the girls shapeshift him with short hair?
Another huge giveaway was your tattoo on your hip. You hadn’t told anyone that you had it, even your close friends didn’t know. So when the fans caught a glimpse of the small heart on your hip, it raised some eyebrows.
But despite all of the solid evidence, the fans were certain it was real, not because of the physicality, but the chemistry. You and Bucky were in love and it only made sense that your first time would be rather passionate. In the previous videos, it was mostly sexual playfulness between your characters. But when they saw the way your eyes stared into Bucky’s with pure passion and the way he made you orgasm so hard that you cried, they instantly knew.
The comment section was an adorable war zone.
“@NuggetQueenxx no it’s the first vid! Her hair is darker!!”
“U guyz r hella dumb. It’s totes vid #3. Bucky’s dick is bigger!”
“Guys trust me, I’m THE Y/N expert! It’s the second video.”
“It’s the second vid y'all! Look @ how he kisses her! They never kiss!!!!”
“@WhiskeyxPrincess I SAID THE SAME THING OMG!”
“It’s definitely the third one. Bucky’s arm looks shinier!”
“Nah the first one is real. My friend knows them! (;“
You and Bucky continued scrolling through the comments, giggling like children at the crazed fans. As much as you wanted to, you couldn’t reach out to them. If word got out that The Winter Soldier and Y/N Y/L/N had a sextape, no one would take the Avengers seriously anymore.
Not to mention, your family would be extremely disappointed in you. And Tony would be there cackling like a crow through all of it.
You felt Bucky press a tender kiss onto your forehead.
“At least we look hot,” he says cheekily, making you both erupt in laughter.
A week later, Bucky’s in Tony’s lab getting his usual repairs for his arm. Everything was going great, until Tony brought up his beloved missing camera that he had mysteriously stumbled upon in his old room.
Bucky nearly fell off the chair. He must’ve forgotten it after moving out of his room. You both decided that he should keep the camera, as he’d be suspected less. Everyone always suspected you when it came down to missing stuff and you never knew why.
“Maybe you left it there?” Bucky murmured. He needed to stay calm. Maybe he hadn’t seen it yet, and all Bucky need to do was sneak back in there later and delete it. Problem solved! No need to lose his head ye-
“I found a rather interesting video on there,” Tony says with a smirk as he tinkered with the super soldier’s arm. “Care to elaborate on that?”
Oh God, Y/N was going to murder him.
“I don’t know what your talking about,” Bucky meant for it to be a plain statement, but instead it came out like a question. A very squeaky question.
It’s as if life had a personal vendetta against him. Of all the people to need assistance from Tony, Steve walked in, broken iPhone in hand with a small sheepish smile. This was the fourth time cracking his screen.
“Speak of the devil,” Tony smirked. “Bucky here was just telling me about the ol’ war days.”
Steve cocked his head to the side curiously and eyed his best friend. “Oh really? You’re memories are getting better, Buck.” He pats his friend on the shoulder and pulls up one of the metal stools.
“Yeah! He was telling me about the time you got shot up and the nearest hospital was like….ten years away, haha!”
Steve followed Tony’s laugh with his own. “You’re gonna have to be more specific about that,” he says. “It’s happened more than I can count.”
Tony let out a cackle, clapping his hands together. Bucky was never going to get out of this. Why did life hate him so much? This is not what he had in mind when it came to karma. Death by humiliation sounded like an inane way to go.
“Well, from this particular story, a LOT happened after that, if you catch my drift.” The black haired man said with a wink. Bucky covered his face with his hands in shame.
Steve, being the pure angel he was, was completely oblivious to the innuendo. He stared at his friend, trying to recall the many near death experiences that ended in anything peculiar. But alas, he found none.
“I’m not following,” Steve admitted after a pregnant pause. Bucky let out a sigh of despair.
“You know what,” Tony says, walking to his toolbox and digging around. “I think this’ll help refresh your memory a bit.” In his hand, was THE camera that Bucky and Y/N used for the video.
“YOU KNOW WHAT,” Bucky exclaimed as he stood from the chair and began to drag Steve away. “I FORGOT WE HAD TRAINING!”
Steve wiggled in his friend’s grasp, grabbing onto various things in an attempt to make him stop. What had gotten into his friend?
“What the hell is going on?” You say, crossing your arms over your chest.
The three men freeze, staring at you with wide eyes. Tony didn’t plan on having this conversation with you present, but now he had no choice. He might’ve been a egotistical little shit, but he was certainly not a whimp.
You narrowed your eyes at him.
Okay, maybe he was a little bit.
“Tony was just trying to show me this video Bucky made for me, but he won’t let me see.” Steve replied, straightening himself up.
Your eyes widened when you saw the camera in Tony’s hand. “It’s really nothing, Steve!” You tried your best to convince him. “Like, really. Nothing.”
“Oh, it’s definitely SOMETHING.” Tony chimed in.
You shot Bucky a panicked glance, trying to fight the urge to cry. You just KNEW Tony would do something with it. He might go as far as posting it on the Stark Industries website, because that’s right up his alley.
The sound of metal being crushed broke you from your trance. Bucky had grabbed the camera from Tony’s hand and slammed it into the floor, shattering it into a million tiny pieces.
“WHAT THE FUCK, BARNES!” He shouted, his face turning an angry scarlet.
Without another word, Bucky had scooped you up and threw you over his shoulder, running as fast as he could out of the lab. The last thing you heard was Tony’s angry swears and threats.
Impressively, Bucky didn’t let you down until you both were in the safety of your shared room with the door locked. He set you on the bed gently before plopping beside you with a satisfied sigh.
You turned to him and gave him a small smack on his behind, making him jump. He frowned, turning his head and looking at you.
“I told you like ten times to pack the camera!” You pouted, narrowing your eyes at your boyfriend.
“I’m sorry, doll,” he sighed, propping himself up on his elbow. “You know how forgetful I can be.”
You roll your eyes playfully and run your hands through his hair. He leaned into your touch, putting softly.
“You know,” you say. “We could always make videos on our phones. No one will find those.”
His eyes flew open in surprise, making you laugh.
“You promise?” He asks adorably.
Steve and Natasha stared at the purple fluorescent background of Let’sPretend.com. Their eyes trailed over video after video of the pair. But what caught their attention the most was a certain video in particular.
“Captain America Gets A Fourth of July Blowjob By Black Widow!”
The thumbnail was a picture of Natasha with her finger on her lips in a shushing motion. She was dressed in only a bikini with little American flags printed on them, the top was a few sizes too small and barely covered her nipples. She was kneeling seductively in front of a semi nude Steve, who was wearing only the same white cotton briefs from before.
And dare she say it, they looked hot.
The blond took her silence as a sign of discomfort, to which he let out a small cough, gaining her attention.
“I-I’m sorry if this is too weird,” he says, reaching for the laptop, only to be stopped by Nat.
She grabs the collar of his shirt and pulls him closer, ghosting her lips against his.
“You’ve got two minutes, Cap. When get back here I want you on your hands and knees. Got it?” She asks, her eyes burning with desire.
Steve’s eyes widened at her sudden dominance before nodding, his erection already forming a tent in his gray sweatpants.
Most of the Leaders are Female, and each Colony seems to represent a different type of governing body
Caminus, led by the Mistress of Flame is a Theocracy
Carcer, led by Elita 1 is a military Dictatorship
Velocitron, led by Override appears to be a Meritocracy (the fastest being put in charge)
Devisen is mostly unknown to us, its leader has yet to be shown, or much of its society outside of everyone being Micromaster combiners. I suspect that Devisen may very we’ll be Communistic. It would explain the lack of an actual leader. And the 2 becoming 1 alt mode thing sounds like the kind of condition that leads to the cooperation and trust inherent in True Communism
Eukaris is another odd one. Since its split into 4 tribes it appears to be Feaudal. But we don’t know anything about the leaders of those tribes, but we do know that all 4 tribes follow the council of Blackarachnia “the Fateweaver Oracle”
FP Jones/Andrew’s Family/Riverdale imagines - Oh Dear Part 4
AN: I decided to post this earlier than I originally said and I’m also Sorry for the cliff hanger last part! This chapter is a little messy but I hope you like it and things are going to start picking up from now on!
THIS IS THE HS AU ANON HERE TO BLESS YOU WITH MY TRASH
Greek Myths HS AU
Zeus sits in the gold zone of the classroom. Far enough from the teacher that he can talk to friends and use his phone without getting in trouble. Close enough to not be pegged as one of the troublemakers
Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades used to be tight back in middle and elementary school, but something happened and now they kinda hate each other’s guts
Zeus’ old girlfriend, Metis, went missing their sophomore year and Zeus was initially questioned about it. But without a body there was no case
Zeus goes out with Hera now
Demeter is Persephone’s protective older sister.
The first time P and Hades talked was during lunch. Demeter had to make up a test or something and Hades generally sits by himself. And on that day P just walked up to his table, sat herself down, and started talking to him. Hades stared at her for close to 10 minutes before realizing it wasn’t a joke and yes someone was actually sitting there
News was all over school by the time lunch was over and Demeter flipped out
Demeter and Persephone are Zeus’ cousins
Athena and Hermes are Zeus’s younger siblings. Athena is taking nearly all AP classes. Hermes is just a freshman and is already notorious in the teachers lounge.
Ares and Hephaestus are brothers, but they’re in the same grade because Ares was held back a year and Hephaestus was pushed up one
Apollo is captain of the basketball team and Artemis is on the track team
Hermes, Apollo and Dionysus are a trio of trouble. They met when they were all in detention together. Dionysus for drinking alcohol on school property. Apollo for lipping off to a teacher again with some sick burns. And Hermes for planting a stink bomb in the teachers lounge, releasing the class pet during science, and filling this one asshole’s locker with paint-soaked tampons (actually, there is no proof that the last one was him but everyone suspects him anyway).
Zeus and Hera stared dating not long after Metis disappeared (a respectable amount of time after though) and they’ve been homecoming king and queen since then.
Ariadne got dumped by her boyfriend in a super embarrassing way. Dionysus found her crying in one of his hiding spots and kinda (really) fell head over heels for her
Zeus is an infamous playboy and the whole school knows it. No ones really sure why Hera continues to put up with him.
Hades, Ares and Hermes all sit in the back of classrooms, all for different reasons
Zeus, Poseidon and Hades all used to be tight during middle and elementary school. Something happened in the summer between 8th and 9t grade, and all hate each other’s guts now. No one knows why
Poseidon is captain of the school swim team. He has a brother who’s named Triton and also on the team
Demeter and Artemis are both a part of the Outdoors Club
Athena is a black belt in at least two different martial arts
Ares is always getting into fights, especially with his brother. But those fights are more verbal than physical (which means H always wins and Ares storms off to sulk)
Hermes is the young up and coming star of the track team
Hades has three dogs; Spot, Fluffy, and Rex
Hades developed a crush on P pretty fast. He fell in love with her the first time she met his dogs (they fell in love with her too)
Aphrodite has been dating Ares for a while. She is buds with Hephaestus, while he’s in the friend zone
Zeus has Lichtenberg figures from when he was struck by lightning as a kid
Hades generally ends up being the mediator between Zeus and Poseidon, even though the three of them in general don’t get along. Hades’ dislike is more passive towards the other two, while Poseidon and Zeus are more aggressive
Zeus likes a surprising amount of heavy metal bands
Hermes owns an insane amount of graphic t-shirts. And two snakes named Donnie and Marie
Zeus will inevitably cheat on Hera. And then Hera will slut-shame Zeus’ flavor of the week and Zeus will behave, until the next one comes along and the cycle continues
Zeus looks to his little sister for advice. Though 9 times out of 10 he doesn’t follow it
Artemis leads a Girl Scout troop
Aphrodite has a little brother named Eros who is in the 4th grade, and who is always stirring up shit
Dionysus is Hermes, Athena, and Zeus’ foster brother because his mom (who’s schizophrenic) lit their house on fire with the two of them in it and so she was hospitalized
Zeus is pretty protective of Dionysus because of this
Apollo, Dionysus, Hermes and Pan are in a band called ‘The Lyres’. Hermes plays the guitar and the pipes, Apollo sings and writes the songs and sometimes plays the guitar as well and the piano, and Dionysus is the bass. And Pan is also on the pipes. They’re currently searching for a drummer, though when they have gigs Artemis (grudgingly) fills in for them
Due to the songwriter, their songs end up being love songs to whoever Apollo is trying to woo that week (and than the subsequent heartbreak songs follow in the next week)
Artemis owns 7 dogs. Apollo cries.
Eris is Ares’ longtime best friend. They’ve known each other since elementary school when their teacher kept on mixing up their names with the other and they decided to start some shit
Hermes is Insta/youtube famous for prank videos and short vine-like clips and skateboarding tricks
Hermes skates hard. He also has wheelies that he’ll use during school, unless he is feeling extra chaotic, then he’ll use his board
Hermes and Dionysus are meme lords
Zeus is lowkey a fuckboi
Ares hates losing. Like, sure no one likes losing, but with Ares it turns to a whole new extreme featuring temper tantrums of epic proportions followed by long periods of sulking
Nemesis is salty af, as is Poseidon
Poseidon has so many fish, and has a funeral each time one dies. Hades and Zeus still get invited to them out of childhood tradition (and they both still come and mourn with Poseidon)
Athena is allergic to olives
Ares and Athena have this scary rivalry going on and are always trying to one-up each other. Hermes currently has a betting pool on who/when they either snap and kill each other, or make out. It is currently at a till of over $5000
Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades are all seniors, as well as Hera and Demeter
Artemis, Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, Eris, Hestia, and Hephaestus are juniors
Dionysus, Adrienne, Pan, Triton, and Athena are sophomores
Hermes and Persephone are freshmen
Artemis is aro ace
Dionysus is panromantic, demisexual
Athena is lesbian, ace
Zeus is bi, but his trysts have never extended into the male variety, unless you listen to some of the rumors
Hermes is bi
Apollo is pan and jUST WANTS SOMEONE TO LOVE HIM BACK
“Hades!” He turned around, now certain that someone was calling his name. His heart stuttered as he spotted Persephone running towards him.
“Hey Persephone,” he grinned awkwardly, well aware of the flush rising in his cheeks. He stumbled as the leashes twisted around him eagerly to face the newcomer.
“Oh, and who are your friends?” She asked, stooping greet three overexcited dogs.
“Uh, well the Doberman Pinscher is Spot, the German Shepard is Fluffy, and Rex is the Rottweiler,” Hades blushed, inwardly cringing at the childish names, but Persephone just grinned at him and then went back to petting the dogs.
“Well hello there,” she cooed, scratching Rex behind the ears and petting Fluffy’s head while Spot sniffed at her, wagging his tail and waiting for his turn to be petted.
“You’re not afraid of them?” Hades blurted out, his blush growing deeper at his sudden outburst.
“Why would I be afraid of them?” Persephone looked up, smiling kindly.
“W-well, most people see them and are kinda wary, apparently they’re intimidating dogs,” he shrugged, scratching the back of his head absentmindedly.
“Well most people are wrong. They shouldn’t judge based on appearances because even if they look intimidating they may actually be kind and gentle.” She spoke softly, her hands stilling. Hades’ face grew impossibly redder.
“And are they?” He clear his throat, finding it suddenly dry. “Kind and gentle?” His heart thudding painfully against his ribs.
“They most certainly are.” She stood up, ignoring the soft whines of protest that Rex gave her.
“Persephone!” A sharp voice pulled them out of the warm bubble that had surrounded them. Demeter stalked towards them, glaring at Hades with sharp eyes.
“Sorry Hades, have to go.” Persephone smiled apologetically before raising herself up on her tiptoes and pressing a soft kiss to his cheek. “I’ll see you at school!” She threw over her shoulder as she dashed back over to her spluttering sister.
Hades watched them walk away, Demeter screeching at Persephone who calmly ignored her. He lifted his hand to his cheeks where it burned over the place she had pressed her lips against so softly.