everyone will kill me know

Ty was silent, and in that silence, Kit thought of Ty’s headphones, the music in his ears, the whispered words, the way he touched things with such total concentration: smooth stones, rough glass, silk and leather and textured linen. There were people in the world, he knew, who thought human beings like Ty did those things for no reason—because they were inexplicable. Broken.
Kit felt a wash of rage go through him. How could they not understand everything Ty did had a reason? If an ambulance siren blared in your ears, you covered them. If something hit you, you doubled up to protect yourself from hurt.
But not everyone felt and heard exactly the same way. Ty heard everything twice as loud and fast as everyone else. The headphones and the music, Kit sensed, were a buffer: They deadened not just other noises, but also feelings that would otherwise be too intense. They protected him from hurt.
He couldn’t help but wonder what it would be like to live so intensely, to feel things so much, to have the world sway into and out of too-bright colors and too-bright noises. When every sound and feeling was jacked up to eleven, it only made sense to calm yourself by concentrating all your energy on something small that you could master—a mass of pipe cleaners to unravel, the pebbled surface of a glass between your fingers.
“I don’t want to tell you not to go to the Scholomance if it’s what you want,” said Kit. “But I would just say that it isn’t always about people trying to protect you, or knowing what’s best for you, or thinking they do. Sometimes they just know they’d miss you.”
“Livvy would miss me—”
“Your whole family would miss you,” said Kit, “and I would miss you.”
It was a bit like stepping off a cliff, far scarier than any con Kit had ever run for his dad, any Downworlder or demon he’d ever met. Ty looked up in surprise, forgetting the glass in his hands.
He was blushing. It was very visible against his pale skin. “You would?”
“Yeah,” said Kit, “but like I said, I don’t want to stop you from going if you want to—”
“I don’t,” Ty said. “I changed my mind.” He set the glass down. “Not because of you. Because the Scholomance appears to be full of assholes.”
Kit burst out laughing. Ty looked even more astonished than he had when Kit had said he’d miss him. But after a second, he started to laugh too. They were both laughing, Kit doubled up over the blankets, when Magnus came into the room.
—  so, let me know if there’s any heterosexual explanation for this por favor

I only wish to observe the beauty of humanity and witness the depths of its sins. So you’ve no need to fear me.

One sec reads

Just a quick little blurbs that streamed from my head that need to get out, but no request will fill in the blanks.

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Noctis

It had been a little bit of time since you and your sweetheart got to actually hang out and be nerds within your shared apartment. Not with the upcoming meetings, speeches, and your wedding in a few weeks. Life had got pretty crazy fast and you both were one more meeting before being burned out.

 Yet this seemed to be something you both needed.

Noctis laid across your lap, as he played the latest game that he hadn’t had a chance to touch. When you suddenly notice the game paused, and the thousand-eyed stare of your love. 

“Noctis, what’s wrong?”

“I can’t remember what color our dog is.”

You didn’t know how to explain to him, that you both didn’t have a dog.

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Prompto

You had been in the bathroom getting ready, having the door closed due to if not you would be subject to a lot of embarrassing dancing pictures of your concerts.  Only to hear a knock.

“Sweetie.”

“Yes, Pom?”

“It’s me.”

“I know.”

“Your boyfriend.”

“Knew that too.”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

You then heard him walk off, more than likely to get ready too. You really did love him.

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Gladiolus

You had been moving about the room for a while now, grabbing laundry, as the two of you always put it off until the last moment. When you stopped turning around to the bathroom, you heard a noise but the lights were off. You quirked an eyebrow, before pulling out your phone and texting your boyfriend. 

Are you in the bathroom with the lights off?

‘What do you care
I’m a grown man’
… 

You couldn’t stop the giggles as you picked up a dirty shirt, to be put in the wash, seeing Gladiolus three imposing dots as he followed up with his retort of questioning him. Once making it to the laundry room, you finally heard you phone bing.

‘I’ll do what I want, don’t question me.’

‘I’m not.’

‘Stubborn ass woman
I love your ass btw’

You honestly didn’t understand why you two were texting, but you could understand that you did love this man to hell and back. 

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Ignis

This was perfection, absolute perfection. No more than 24 hours ago, you were wedded to the man of your dreams. You both knew that with his job, you wouldn’t be able to take a honeymoon of any kind, yet you did not mind. 

Every day was a honeymoon, now that you were Mrs. Ignis Scientia. 

He was given the next day off, with the promise that the others would refrain from setting anything on fire, each other include. 

“Is something on your mind, husband?” You giggled, laying across the bare chest of the man that owned your entire heart. Staring into those green eyes for once without his glasses to block them. 

Ignis smiled, running a hand down your nude back, his other resting behind his head, in a moment of relaxation, “If only I had known what a wonderful piece of my soul was waiting for me, I would have come to you as soon as I learned to walk, my wife.”

You couldn’t stop the coo as your husband moved you forward for a kiss. One of many for years to come. 

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Lunafreya

You were nervous, absolutely nervous, staring at the Oracle across the table from you. So perfect, so beautiful, you’d give up everything for her in a heartbeat. Nervously you placed down your salad fork, before leaning over to the man next to you.

“Can…can you ask if she likes me?”

The man next to you was none other than Ravus Nox Fluret, he sighed looking to his sister, then to you, “You’re married of course she is rather infatuated with you.”

“Ok, but like can you still ask her?”

Ravus groaned as he turned to his sister who had witnessed the entire situation, “Lunafreya, do you still like your wife?”

“Very much so, Ravus, I’m rather in love with her.” Lunafreya smiled.

Ravus turned to you, “Will that suffice?”

You nodded softly, before leaning back over to the man, “Okay, but like for real, though. I mean like-like?”

It took everything for Ravus not to slam his head into the table, you two were honestly the gross couple he’s ever had to be in the company of. He had much rather take it within the company of Pyrna. No wonder you too often had to be seated away from each other at meals.

wynonna-url  asked:

Taako: "But the one thing we do have is the thing that people in love rarely ever have enough of, and it's time. You got all the time in the world, my man." Also Taako, decades later: "I DIDN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS LONG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE TWO OF YOU YOU'RE KILLING ME"

taako voice: “barry. barold. my dude, my guy, my soon to be brother in law, why the fuck did you wait like forty years? forty years! i know i said you had time, my man, but i didn’t mean you should wait for like, the stars to align. what the fuck were you waiting for, a sign from the gods???

taako at their wedding:  

“Hello? Hi, sup, is this thing on? Oh, fuckin’ excellent, it is. Okay thugs, hi, I’m Taako, you know, from TV, and I’m here to tell you, mmm, a little story. Lulu, I see you getting up from over there and I am telling you to sit your fancy married ass back down next to your husband, Taako’s talking. I deserve this. I have been waiting, oh, I don’t know, half a century for these two idiots to get together, and I’m gonna savor every minute of this. Barold, get your head out of your hands, you don’t have any reputation for me to kill, everyone knows you’re a dork. 

Okay, where was I? Right. I’m going to tell you a story.” 

and then he talks about EVERY TIME BARRY AND LUP TALKED ABOUT EACH OTHER TO HIM.

Yoo!!~…i need to do this…i don’t know why but i need to do it…i desing a music box!goth…i love the theme of music boxes aaaand…add goth in this was my crazy idea…i hope you like @nekophy sempai…and if anyone created before me…i delete this post in this instant moment

Goth: @nekophy
Monster-sized music box: @blogthegreatrouge / @underverse-trash
Art: me

I’m gonna answer this in the form of what-ifs and personal theories and also based only on the Prime 3 pirates so here goes:


Since their real body is a limbless leech, I don’t think they could have utilized tools on their own. They were probably the weird alien fish equivalent of dolphins. UNTIL

Maybe a certain species of alien bird with no sense of boundaries was watching these little worm guys and seeing their potential. So they decided to show up and be like “hey u guys want limbs and also space travel?”

There’s definitely a pattern in the series of the Chozo being responsible for horrible disasters that kill a bunch of people. Like Metroids, you know because SOMEONE thought virtually-unkillable killing machines were just the dandiest solution to get rid of another unkillable killing machine. And also uplifting the Bryyonians and we all know how that went. So I think it would be perfectly in-character for them to also be responsible for the Space Pirates being a threat, (and also destroying their own Homeworld hey just like Bryyo) when they would have otherwise been harmless alien fish on a perfectly healthy planet.

I mean think about it, they spend their whole lives in the ocean with no arms and then suddenly someone shows up, sticks them on land, gives them hands and is like alright have fun with that sensory overload mate. And then they go crazy developing and dominating every inch of their planet’s surface for no other reason than NOW WE CAN. And then that one planet just isn’t enough, so they use their newfound legginess to make laughable attempts to conquer every other planet too! 

And the rest is history.

2

I’ve had the day from hell but happy pride!!!!

Here’s my hc on how they could have all survived…

K2 somehow overpowers the stormtroopers and gets away, but still locks Jyn and Cassian in the vault.

Bodhi manages to knock the grenade out of the ship like the badass that he is.

Baze lays down cover fire for Chirrut as he walks to pull the lever, and they fight their way back to the ship where Bodhi is waiting (picking up any stray rebels on the way).

Bodhi takes off and flies towards the citadel tower, determined to find Jyn and Cassian. Everyone is shouting at him to just leave them, because the Death Star has fired and the destruction is coming their way. Bodhi refuses, and circles the tower until Chirrut suddenly yells “They’re down there!” and sure enough everyone looks towards the beach and there they are, followed by K2.

They get them aboard the ship just in time, and Bodhi books it out of there. There’s confusion about where they should go, but eventually it’s decided they need to disappear, because the Empire wants them dead and they essentially went rogue from the Rebel Alliance.

Their ship enters hyperspace, then it can cut to Vader’s scene cutting a swath through the rebels.

4

Imagine being a salvatore and Kol, Enzo, Kai and Klaus all competing for you.

“I think weve all made it obvious were smitten with you love but these havent got the memo that you prefer me so please tell them” enzo asked.

“You!” Kol laughed “Whats even special about you? There are thousands of vampires literally just like him but few like me darling”.

“Like us you mean” klaus snapped “y/n why have Kol when you can have the true original?” Klaus asked spreading his arms “im an upgrade from my little brother.

“God the english accent is killing me, come on y/n everyone knows youd prefer an american sweetheart, pick me and show them” kai smiled sweetly “you wont regret it”.

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(Stefan and damon watching from far away)

“Well enzo has my vote" Damon piped up. “No way!” Stefan yelled “enzos a creep! If you had to pick one go for kai just not klaus, hes killed everyone”. “Not kai hes a serial killer! Not to mention hes so messed up” Damon said shaking his head. “And what kol isnt! Stefan laughed “kols killed thousands and turned hundreds!”. “Hence she should pick enzo”. “Maybe we should just make them all fight” stefan laughed “whoever kills the other 3 would be good enough for me”. “Kill 3 birds with one stone” damon grinned. “Guys not making it any easier! I can hear you!” You yelled making them both jump. “Sorry take your time” damon called back “im still team enzo”.