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Closed Door

LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME I–

Oh, uh, hello
I did not expect an answer
I did not expect an entrance
I did not expect this room to be
      so unbelievably dull
So, uh, goodbye 

- “Closed Door” from I Could Pee On This: And Other Poems By Cats