(Dis)respect for the dead
Our party was at a funeral for the King’s nephew. I was fairly certain it was a conspiracy.
Rogue: so wait, who died?
Me: well, “died”
DM: Maybe don’t say that that out loud in a funeral.
Bard: wait, is it open casket?
DM: … okay, so you guys walk into a royal funeral and start loudly asking who died and if it’s an open casket. Pretty much everyone is looking at you in disgust.
Bard: I mean, that was supposed to be out of character.
DM: Nope too late it’s canon you guys are the worst.